I can't help being a sexy beast and panty melter....

[Frood]

Sorry Lotusbud.

Sorry Oak.

Sorry Admin.

I believe it's genetic. My lil sister has traced our lineage back over 400 years on paper and further through genetic testing. We are very mixed ethnically and regionally.

It's a heavy cross to bear having women of all ages make goo goo eyes and melt into amorous heaps when they cross paths with me.

That's why I prefer to stay out of circulation.... to avoid drama with boyfriends and husband's.

It's not my fault. I was just born into this.

 

[Frood]

Chicks be emptying out their checkbooks to get me....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

you make Admin's panties wet after I make him cry

what a noodle neck fairy

 

[Frood]

I wish I was more like Joe so women would run away instead of get all moist and pushy against me.

 

[LotusBud]

Sorry Lotusbud.

Sorry Oak.

Sorry Admin.

I believe it's genetic. My lil sister has traced our lineage back over 400 years on paper and further through genetic testing. We are very mixed ethnically and regionally.

It's a heavy cross to bear having women of all ages make goo goo eyes and melt into amorous heaps when they cross paths with me.

That's why I prefer to stay out of circulation.... to avoid drama with boyfriends and husband's.

It's not my fault. I was just born into this.

You stay out of circulation because you have no choice. We all know this.

 

[Frood]

Sorry Lotusbud.

Sorry Oak.

Sorry Admin.

I believe it's genetic. My lil sister has traced our lineage back over 400 years on paper and further through genetic testing. We are very mixed ethnically and regionally.

It's a heavy cross to bear having women of all ages make goo goo eyes and melt into amorous heaps when they cross paths with me.

That's why I prefer to stay out of circulation.... to avoid drama with boyfriends and husband's.

It's not my fault. I was just born into this.

You stay out of circulation because you have no choice. We all know this.

"We" being the Cobweb Cunny Clan, eh?

 

[Blandscape]

Or 'you' just proving 'you' belong to the cloistered closet dwelling funny clan, that makes whoopee with a whoopee cushion and jokes wiff nae punchline at their own expense.

Troll Up, troll up, and see the failure of the fucking ages.... on these very pages.

 

[Blandscape]

Eh?

 

[Blandscape]

I am not so sure it's genetic....but it might be infectious, let's all see shall we Harry.

 

[Seamajor]

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Yep, you’re a panty melter alright. Just keep em fresh DD

 

[Flynn]

Sorry Lotusbud.

Sorry Oak.

Sorry Admin.

I believe it's genetic. My lil sister has traced our lineage back over 400 years on paper and further through genetic testing. We are very mixed ethnically and regionally.

It's a heavy cross to bear having women of all ages make goo goo eyes and melt into amorous heaps when they cross paths with me.

That's why I prefer to stay out of circulation.... to avoid drama with boyfriends and husband's.

It's not my fault. I was just born into this.

Questions.

Have they broken down your three chromosomes yet? Have they confirmed which part of the hairless ape family you're part of?

 

[Lily]

Sorry Lotusbud.

Sorry Oak.

Sorry Admin.

I believe it's genetic. My lil sister has traced our lineage back over 400 years on paper and further through genetic testing. We are very mixed ethnically and regionally.

It's a heavy cross to bear having women of all ages make goo goo eyes and melt into amorous heaps when they cross paths with me.

That's why I prefer to stay out of circulation.... to avoid drama with boyfriends and husband's.

It's not my fault. I was just born into this.

You stay out of circulation because you have no choice. We all know this.

He's a joke.

 

[Lily]

Sorry Lotusbud.

Sorry Oak.

Sorry Admin.

I believe it's genetic. My lil sister has traced our lineage back over 400 years on paper and further through genetic testing. We are very mixed ethnically and regionally.

It's a heavy cross to bear having women of all ages make goo goo eyes and melt into amorous heaps when they cross paths with me.

That's why I prefer to stay out of circulation.... to avoid drama with boyfriends and husband's.

It's not my fault. I was just born into this.

Questions.

Have they broken down your three chromosomes yet? Have they confirmed which part of the hairless ape family you're part of?

I think he may have missed apes. I think he's descended from moles.

 

[Aylana]

Surely this is "thread of the year" material.

Grats Freud

 

[Frood]

Surely this is "thread of the year" material.

Grats Freud

All threads I start have great genetics right out of the gates but there's always some undesirable entities trying to enmesh and breed with them.

 

[Frood]

Sorry Lotusbud.

Sorry Oak.

Sorry Admin.

I believe it's genetic. My lil sister has traced our lineage back over 400 years on paper and further through genetic testing. We are very mixed ethnically and regionally.

It's a heavy cross to bear having women of all ages make goo goo eyes and melt into amorous heaps when they cross paths with me.

That's why I prefer to stay out of circulation.... to avoid drama with boyfriends and husband's.

It's not my fault. I was just born into this.

Questions.

Have they broken down your three chromosomes yet? Have they confirmed which part of the hairless ape family you're part of?

I think he may have missed apes. I think he's descended from moles.

Momma?