I had a dream that I was on a game show.

[wizer]

Dr Z does hilarious parodies relating to the medical feild and did this one for the drug seekers lol

There's a lot of fact within the satire. The threat of a negative review is powerful!

"Doc it's gonna be Percoset or a Google Neg. Up to you but I'd hate to be the one to tarnish your stellar reputation.

Oh and I need some samples to hold me until I get to the pharmacy."

I can totally see this happening

 

[Adam Hitler]

Omg.....do not EVER take that again! Subtext and suboxone are used primarily to detox people from heroin. Or be used as medical maintenance (like a methodone).

Dont do that ever again. Yes it feels amazing and seems to solve all your problems.....thats why its dangerous lol.

It was definitely a one time thing !

 

[wizer]

It was definitely a one time thing !

Got any left? I haven't done it once yet.

 

[Dove]

There's a lot of fact within the satire. The threat of a negative review is powerful!

"Doc it's gonna be Percoset or a Google Neg. Up to you but I'd hate to be the one to tarnish your stellar reputation.

Oh and I need some samples to hold me until I get to the pharmacy."

I can totally see this happening

Oh yeah. The wave of opiate addiction and how it impacted doctors and nurses was intense.

Especially when the patients can go blast them, but they cannot say anything to defend themselves due to HIPAA laws.

Doctors get painted as glorified drug dealers OR cruel, heartless monsters who want people to suffer.

His podcasts and his parodies address issues in the medical feild. Like this one, or abuse of nurses in hospitals, the crap system that makes practicing medicine nearly impossible...ect.

He is pretty funny too. They show his songs in nursing school lol.

 

[Dove]

Got any left? I haven't done it once yet.

Stop it lol.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Got any left? I haven't done it once yet.

Lmao, I'd wager that the stuff you get is waaaay better.

US big pharma is basically one huge global opiate dealer.

If you're curious about what opiate addiction does to folks in the UK, check out Blandscape and Shampain's posts and their subsequent descent into insanity.

 

[Dove]

Lmao, I'd wager that the stuff you get is waaaay better.

US big pharma is basically one huge global opiate dealer.

If you're curious about what opiate addiction does to folks in the UK, check out Blandscape and Shampain's posts and their subsequent descent into insanity.

You should have seen mine.

I became convinced fat Amy (the dutchess) from Valhalla was accessing my pharmaceutical records. Ibwas becoming convinced people on forums were stalking me in real life

I also posted ONE of my tits lmao.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You should have seen mine.

I became convinced fat Amy (the dutchess) from Valhalla was accessing my pharmaceutical records. Ibwas becoming convinced people on forums were stalking me in real life

I also posted ONE of my tits lmao.

I can only imagine. I grew up among people, old school friends etc, whose brains have been fried by opiates and other drugs.

I've honestly lost count of the number of people I previously knew who have died from various addictions.

It's so fucking sad. But rife in working class communities.

 

[Dove]

I kept screen shots of messager and text conversations I had with friends while I was addicted and reading them back is fucking scary

You know how when you read something back that you wrote, you "recognize" yourself? Yeah i read my exchanges and did NOT recognize myself at all. I dont even remember most of those conversations.

Scary shit. Every so often I read through it again as a reminder of how important mental and emotional health is and im just so grateful to still be here today and be doing as well as I am.

Not everyone beats that addiction or even survives it. I was only hooked for 3 years but it escalated so hard and fast I was definately dying. Its bad enough with pills....once you cross over and inject heroin, it gets VERY dark VERY fast.

I never ever ever EVER thought that would happen to me ever. Ever. Im not even a drug user. I have been a "problem drinker" but never crossed into alcoholism. But the opiates just took me. I took to them like a duck on a pond. Had I discovered that in my 20s id be dead. No doubt. I'd have ended up just another dead junkie. I stayed far away from that crap until I had no choice but to take them.

I learned the hard way not to put anything past myself and to unpack my decisions before making them and just know my limitations and work with them. Those were easily the WORST years of my entire life. Its such a shit ass addiction. Unless you are wealthy and have endless resources and dont have to work, dont even bother. Even then, be good with death because you'll probably end up dead doing it. Unless going to work while in heroin withdraw sounds fun (its NOT) and you like taking out shadey internet loans ....heroin is NOT worth it.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I kept screen shots of messager and text conversations I had with friends while I was addicted and reading them back is fucking scary

You know how when you read something back that you wrote, you "recognize" yourself? Yeah i read my exchanges and did NOT recognize myself at all. I dont even remember most of those conversations.

Scary shit. Every so often I read through it again as a reminder of how important mental and emotional health is and im just so grateful to still be here today and be doing as well as I am.

Not everyone beats that addiction or even survives it. I was only hooked for 3 years but it escalated so hard and fast I was definately dying. Its bad enough with pills....once you cross over and inject heroin, it gets VERY dark VERY fast.

I never ever ever EVER thought that would happen to me ever. Ever. Im not even a drug user. I have been a "problem drinker" but never crossed into alcoholism. But the opiates just took me. I took to them like a duck on a pond. Had I discovered that in my 20s id be dead. No doubt. I'd have ended up just another dead junkie. I stayed far away from that crap until I had no choice but to take them.

I learned the hard way not to put anything past myself and to unpack my decisions before making them and just know my limitations and work with them. Those were easily the WORST years of my entire life. Its such a shit ass addiction. Unless you are wealthy and have endless resources and dont have to work, dont even bother. Even then, be good with death because you'll probably end up dead doing it. Unless going to work while in heroin withdraw sounds fun (its NOT) and you like taking out shadey internet loans lol.

Opiates can take to anyone, because they feel extra nice, that's the trouble. Anything which makes you feel good is naturally going to be addictive.

Opiates are next level though, I fucking LOL'd @ you admitting to being a "problem drinker" though. I can only imagine.


At least we both recognised the slippery slope which opiates lead to. Its criminal how many peers/friends I have lost over the years to drug addiction. Some folks can be helped and others can't, it's just a fact of life.

 

[Dove]

Opiates can take to anyone, because they feel extra nice, that's the trouble. Anything which makes you feel good is naturally going to be addictive.

Opiates are next level though, I fucking LOL'd @ you admitting to being a "problem drinker" though. I can only imagine.


At least we both recognised the slippery slope which opiates lead to. Its criminal how many peers/friends I have lost over the years to drug addiction. Some folks can be helped and others can't, it's just a fact of life.

Look. I once went to jail because I head butted another woman in a bar fight.

And I once drove home from the club, so drunk that I intentionally urinated on myself in the seat as I drove... because I had to pee SO bad but I was afraid to stop at a gas station because they'd see how drunk I was. I woke up the next in my PEE PANTS, realizing I should stop drinking for a WHILE.

Alcoholism is fucking savage lol. It isnt pretty at all haha.

I wouldnt even TRY to deny i was a problem LOL.

On heroin all I did was nod out into my cereal ever day. Alcohol? Oh boy. Im not the woman who will get drunk and become sexy and make bad sexual choices. Im the woman who will get drunk and end up in jail.

 

[Fredricka]

Dam, Wizerburg and duHHvvv are hogging all the inthernets space with all that yammering, call each other it’s what a phone is for

It turned into a real scroll fest

 

[wizer]

I once went to jail because I head butted another woman in a bar fight.

And I once drove home from the club, so drunk that I intentionally urinated on myself in the seat as I drove

I REALLY need to get out more.

I miss all the fun!

 

[wizer]

Im not the woman who will get drunk and become sexy and make bad sexual choices. Im the woman who will get drunk and end up in jail.

I see no reason why you couldn't do both in the same night.

 

[X]

It turned into a real scroll fest

Honestly holy fuck soon I’ll need frigging hand surgery from scrolling if these two keep yammering

 

[Dove]

I see no reason why you couldn't do both in the same night.

I come from a long line of savage drunks. My grandfather used to drink moonshine out of a flask and puke his dentures out on an almost nightly basis.

He just said it "made more room".

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

I can only imagine. I grew up among people, old school friends etc, whose brains have been fried by opiates and other drugs.

I've honestly lost count of the number of people I previously knew who have died from various addictions.

It's so fucking sad. But rife in working class communities.

I lived in a rural drug hotspot, the amount of funerals I went to for dudes under 30 was fucking unreal.

 

[Fredricka]

Honestly holy fuck soon I’ll need frigging hand surgery from scrolling if these two keep yammering

We need a life story section for these people

 

[X]

We need a life story section for these people

PERFECT!!!!

Even its own subsection!! ffs verbal obesity is a thing!!!!!!!

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Opiates can take to anyone, because they feel extra nice, that's the trouble. Anything which makes you feel good is naturally going to be addictive.

Opiates are next level though, I fucking LOL'd @ you admitting to being a "problem drinker" though. I can only imagine.


At least we both recognised the slippery slope which opiates lead to. Its criminal how many peers/friends I have lost over the years to drug addiction. Some folks can be helped and others can't, it's just a fact of life.

Yea knew this guy, one of the nicest people i ever met. Got hooked on smack and was stealing of friends and family, died of his head in a car crash aged 26.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Look. I once went to jail because I head butted another woman in a bar fight.

And I once drove home from the club, so drunk that I intentionally urinated on myself in the seat as I drove... because I had to pee SO bad but I was afraid to stop at a gas station because they'd see how drunk I was. I woke up the next in my PEE PANTS, realizing I should stop drinking for a WHILE.

Alcoholism is fucking savage lol. It isnt pretty at all haha.

I wouldnt even TRY to deny i was a problem LOL.

On heroin all I did was nod out into my cereal ever day. Alcohol? Oh boy. Im not the woman who will get drunk and become sexy and make bad sexual choices. Im the woman who will get drunk and end up in jail.

Nodding out on cornflakes, you honestly sound like you should have been raised in Bootle.

 

[Dove]

Honestly holy fuck soon I’ll need frigging hand surgery from scrolling if these two keep yammering

Do you willingly enter the section of the bookstore for novels and the stand there and bitch the books are too big?

Or do you go directly towards the comics or Dr Suess?

I realize a man of your limited cognitive abilities has likely never been in a book store, but pretend. Do you call corporate and complain that even though there is a vast litany of picture books and toddler books that suit your abilities.....they have novels on shelves and those are too much for you?

Because you are doing the cyber equivalent to that right now.

Are there not enough threads of people posting about cock and butt and poop? You cant let literate adults have conversations that doesnt revolve around the stupid trash you like?

Go to scat thread FFS. You are not forced to read anything.

Retard.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Yea knew this guy, one of the nicest people i ever met. Got hooked on smack and was stealing of friends and family, died of his head in a car crash aged 26.

Many such cases,

 

[Dove]

Nodding out on cornflakes, you honestly sound like you should have been raised in Bootle.

Peanut butter Captain Crunch ;)

 

[X]

Do you willingly enter the section of the bookstore for novels and the stand there and bitch the books are too big?

Or do you go directly towards the comics or Dr Suess?

I realize a man of your limited cognitive abilities has likely never been in a book store, but pretend. Do you call corporate and complain that even though there is a vast litany of picture books and toddler books that suit your abilities.....they have novels on shelves and those are too much for you?

Because you are doing the cyber equivalent to that right now.

Are there not enough threads of people posting about cock and butt and poop? You cant let literate adults have conversations that dont revolve around the stupid trash you like?

Go to scat thread FFS. You are not forced to read anything.

Retard.

I got as far as comics my minorly attractive freind … and I used the library more then book store, and not more then I needed

 

[The New Holliday]

I think the pain meds from my hand surgery yesterday have got me hallucinating.

Last night I finally nodded off and I had a very real dream where you don't even know you're dreaming and you can't get out.

I was chosen at random from the audience, and made it through the introductory round with flying colors. Even though I priced the washer dryer way low, the other contestants overbid and were buzzed off the stage and escorted back to their seats where they were presumably chastised by their spouses or same sex life partners from a state where gay marriages are not yet legal and men aren't allowed to enter the bathrooms that have a silhouette above the door of a woman wearing a dress.

I spun a few wheels, made some really good guesses, lots of lights and bells have gone off and my success is depicted by a line of text on the bottom of the screen that confirms that I'm ahead about $15,360 (before taxes) after that amazingly spot on guestimate of that Bahamas vacation at an all inclusive resort with free rental car with unlimited mileage.

The show has just returned from commercial break, 5 minutes of air time remain. Pre-stroke Bob Barker has directed me to stand in front of 2 curtains and has instructed me to make the choice of a lifetime to wrap up the episode and hopefully boost the ratings in a dramatic ending that will ripple through the audience and those watching from their living rooms in the comfort of their cozy homes.

Pre-stroke Bob Barker: "Behind door number #1 is @Dove. A gorgeous hot sexy former stripper that will do anything you want to her and show you the best sex you've ever had and leave you begging for more."

"Behind door #2 is @Murdy. A morbidly obese smelly fat whale that may very well suffocate you if you have the misfortune of getting underneath her. Your last breath may me the one you try to hold so you don't have to smell her rotting labia and it's the last thing you see before you close your eyes forever."

"Pick a curtain and do it fast. The credits roll in 2 minutes."

Then you picked Door #3 where the homosexuals in thongs and heels were.

 

[Dove]

I got as far as comics my minorly attractive freind … and I used the library more then book store, and not more then I needed

Which is much farther than expected. Good for you.

Now stop the fucking bitching. Nags are like human fucking speed bumps.

People enjoying a conversation and X has to come in and fucking cry because people are posting words instead of pictures of fucking POOP. Or porn. Its like an alarm goes off in this tards head that cock and poop are not the topics lol.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Many such cases,

Someone gave me a spliff with smack in it with out me knowing, my only time doing it. I got mild with drawl symptoms for 5 days, fuck that! I can see how it really screws. My problems are more complex, with my military background if I get in a scrape they'll send about a dozen plod cars if they know its me lol.

 

[wizer]

Then you picked Door #3 where the homosexuals in thongs and heels were.

I thought I recognized you.

 

[X]

Which is much farther than expected. Good for you.

Now stop the fucking bitching. Nags are like human fucking speed bumps.

People enjoying a conversation and X has to come in and fucking cry because people are posting words instead of pictures of fucking POOP. Or porn. It’s like an alarm goes off in this tards head that cock and poop are not the topics lol.

And ….