Dorian, my tits are fat and so is my ass but the rest of my body isn't. Does that help narrow it down? Ffs get up out my vagina already.
And none of it is fake either :rightON:
God man. Give it up you fucking cellar dwelling geek. You're still a fucking virgin when it comes to the two legged kind.
All that yappin' and you still didnt get your pic did ya lol. Well, I saw them nice lookin' tits with my name next to 'em. Sounds like you need to give it up, you aint gettin any pics, noob lol.
So what you're telling me is that you have a "playbook" on picking up "women" on the internet?
Do you let them see you first? Or would that just fuck everything up?
No playbook needed when you're a cool fucker like me lol. Of course I've been seen by most everybody here. All that hate you spew dont get you anywhere except maybe an ocassional grudge fuck.... like I know you truly need. Bless your heart.
Listen you fucking dolt. Any jackass that thinks that having Roddy Rowdy Piper as an avatar must be three inbred sisters short of having a fully functional brain. Plus, the movie "They Live" fucking sucks and it's no surprise that a ghey hillbilly like yourself would like poorly made movies.
You probably also thought that Melrose Place the series should have won an Academy Award in the category of "Best Picture."
What say you Captain Incest?
Oh no you didnt!
Though, I bet Rowdy would have an easy time dropping an elbow on that fivehead of yours lol.
Question, does your head get cold in the winter? Or do they make toboggans tall enough to fit your whole head? Im honestly curious.
Fuck Melrose Place lol.
You fucking drip. First of all, "Professional Wrestling" is fake you oversized monkey tit.
Secondly, if Piper ever came near me i'd just use your saggy vulva and use it as a sling to bring down the king of B-movies. Kinda like David and Goliath.
You know you'd fellate Piper if you were given half a chance. Hell, you'd probably dig him up just to show me that you're a REAL MAN and sucking another man's pecker doesn't mean you're "ghey."
