I have a traktor cat; or why dlgs are man's best friend.

[Oerdin]

So last night my stepson wanted to sleep in bed with us again. I said no because je has his own room and a wonderful full sized bedroom set we bought him. My wife said she just wanted to make sure he went to sleep so she said she'd only stay in his room until he fell asleep but, of course, she fell asleep before he did.

So, anyways,I lay in bed with my cat and my dog thinking at least they stayed with me, only, the cat got up and decided he'd rather stay in the room with the lady who feed him meowmix and canned food each morning along with cleaned his kitty liter box. Damn traitor cat. The dog at least stayed thinking this was his bed though someone had feed him spicy Assyrian food last night so he was extremely flatulence. His ass stunk like dog farts but at least he stayed with me all night.

This morning I went to walk up my wife because it was just ten minutes before the boy's distance learning was supposed to begin. The cat was sharing her pillow with one paw on her chest and the other around her head. He was positioned so that the second she stirred and woke up the cat would know and he immediately started with the most kitten like "meow, meow" sound that he never stopped until he was fed. My best guess is the cat wanted to be as close to here as possible so co e morning he could meow and whine unt she fed him.

The dog at least, as usual, looked to me to feed him his breakfast.

 

[Oerdin]

I will add that tonight we had rice with salmon and veggies from Trader Joe's and the cat walked up acting like nothing had changed. Meowing at me, purring, and trying to be affectionate while he begged for part of my salmon. Damn, cat, don't you remember how you were a traitor and abodoned me for the meowmix lady yesterday yet you still want part of my fish?

 

[Oerdin]

Maybe some kindly mod could fix the typos in the title?