I like it.

Needs kitties ready to pounce as part of the background, sound effects of them hissing at everyone, and if you lose a cat poops in a bag .. and it gets FED X to you with the message you are banned from BF forever
 
I would not advise relaxing for any of you Bastards while I'm around but the responsible party for changing the description can certainly pat themselves on the back.
Sounds like a threat garraty, a threat to post WORDS at us. I'm nervous now
 
Sounds like a threat garraty, a threat to post WORDS at us. I'm nervous now

You should be.
Not because of anything specific I might poast but because you're such a muppet that even a lukewarm dressing down probably lands on you like a ton of bricks.

Don't be nervous... be better.