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Nobody was ever going to hang at your shithouse forum, Dopey...


Why are you taking sides? Let the girls Duke it out.

Because that’s what alpha males do... they protect the weak ass pieces of human excrement from women like me.

Cause I’m the problem.... I can’t be online 24/7/365 and Dovid will dry hump anything that can string 4 words together to avoid the mundane family life.

You're as weak as they come...

...recall your podcasts moaning about your feelz and mental health...



Discussing mental health issues isn’t weak. Being married and flashing your pussy to online strangers is tho.
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God dammit.... this solar water heater I'm installing for my olympic size pool is such a pain in the ass.

Imagine climbing up and down installing pvc piping on your roof in the florida sun.

Fuck I should have just paid some peasant day laborer 300 bucks to get it done.
 

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The birdbrain already has her next meal tickets lined up here.... watch her positive reps on unsuspecting dudes.
 

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Nobody was ever going to hang at your shithouse forum, Dopey...

Don’t call me anything that remotely sounds like that skank.

I wouldn’t have had to start MMP if it wasn’t for Dovid’s inability to rebound from a prolife argument in the BG... and apparently she holds the last flame title on SG

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She killed SG in the end.
SG? That dumb broad set the entire community back to the exploits of LadyBug back at BH, with the exception the ppl at BH wernt Coomer simps who believes a word out her unstable mouth.

This community pussified itself believing Dovids tale of woe is meeeeee.
 

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I won’t send him pics of the aftermath of her self distribution.

but I can’t withstand the repulsive cosmic typhoon of repulsion looking at this trainwreck like you’re not claiming a roofie bathroom... the stench that must have been permeating... the basic human instinct that would have repelled me from waking within 2 city blocks within that stripper tears and hookEr ending serial killer masterpiece.... but yet why wasn’t I surprised this masterpiece theater excluded for tragic content ending disaster thunk she was gonna turn tricks on my daddy? Dafuq? BwAhahaha fuck you you fat bastard fucking HOE.

Take your oversized stretched out repulisve stick hole and chuck another fat Bryan or a couple of disgusting mexicans up it,you fucking whale.You fucking repulse me.Always have,always will.You, Princess Empath are a disgusting excuse for a human being.People with class just don't air there dirty laundry in public like you always seem to do.
The Stoochess summed up up perfectly-

"Murdock is always mad and drunk because she lacks the abilty to keep a man happy.She is in love with little JooJoo but he just treats her like a part time job."

*spits* love Reaps. (yeah,I'm still around which is not great news for you lol).
Hey cunt...stay off my forum, you’re not fucking welcome desk soldier! Go rub tookies with your bumchum BluntDork!

he is here to avenge Dove for playing him for a FOOL...

did you know this brick for brains crybaby went psychodrama rogue on a sweet Asian figure skater and wifey/mommy who goes by the handle Fashionista on the Blue Cashew forum? She implied that he handed out his personal health information to another poster when it was outted on her forum. She actually stepped down as admin from her site as a result of this jackass’ behavior.
All you blow-ins get into way too much drama. Y’all should try working on the comic side of life. As far as Vitriol goes, what fucking knob-turkey chooses a feminine username anyway? Faaaaaaaaark! And then there are the blokes that choose female avatars too. Something’s not quite right with the water up there!
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Nobody was ever going to hang at your shithouse forum, Dopey...

Don’t call me anything that remotely sounds like that skank.

I wouldn’t have had to start MMP if it wasn’t for Dovid’s inability to rebound from a prolife argument in the BG... and apparently she holds the last flame title on SG

DEAD



She killed SG in the end.
SG? That dumb broad set the entire community back to the exploits of LadyBug back at BH, with the exception the ppl at BH wernt Coomer simps who believes a word out her unstable mouth.

This community pussified itself believing Dovids tale of woe is meeeeee.

What happened to Moonie?
 
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I won’t send him pics of the aftermath of her self distribution.

but I can’t withstand the repulsive cosmic typhoon of repulsion looking at this trainwreck like you’re not claiming a roofie bathroom... the stench that must have been permeating... the basic human instinct that would have repelled me from waking within 2 city blocks within that stripper tears and hookEr ending serial killer masterpiece.... but yet why wasn’t I surprised this masterpiece theater excluded for tragic content ending disaster thunk she was gonna turn tricks on my daddy? Dafuq? BwAhahaha fuck you you fat bastard fucking HOE.

Take your oversized stretched out repulisve stick hole and chuck another fat Bryan or a couple of disgusting mexicans up it,you fucking whale.You fucking repulse me.Always have,always will.You, Princess Empath are a disgusting excuse for a human being.People with class just don't air there dirty laundry in public like you always seem to do.
The Stoochess summed up up perfectly-

"Murdock is always mad and drunk because she lacks the abilty to keep a man happy.She is in love with little JooJoo but he just treats her like a part time job."

*spits* love Reaps. (yeah,I'm still around which is not great news for you lol).
Hey cunt...stay off my forum, you’re not fucking welcome desk soldier! Go rub tookies with your bumchum BluntDork!

he is here to avenge Dove for playing him for a FOOL...

did you know this brick for brains crybaby went psychodrama rogue on a sweet Asian figure skater and wifey/mommy who goes by the handle Fashionista on the Blue Cashew forum? She implied that he handed out his personal health information to another poster when it was outted on her forum. She actually stepped down as admin from her site as a result of this jackass’ behavior.
All you blow-ins get into way too much drama. Y’all should try working on the comic side of life. As far as Vitriol goes, what fucking knob-turkey chooses a feminine username anyway? Faaaaaaaaark! And then there are the blokes that choose female avatars too. Something’s not quite right with the water up there!
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I wholeheartedly agree with you about the drama...

unfortunately, I don’t have a choice in the matter. Dovid has been spreading vicious lies about me in this community for years and I am here to conduct my own reputation damage control against this pathological liar. I am posting things on the board publicly because I don’t have time to figure out who she has already got to... she has all the time in the world to be online and is probably in a diddling frenzy cybering the entire male population as I’m typing this....

Vitriol is not even Weaper’s (aka Reaper) dual handle. Vitty is known by most of the posters here. I think Weaper was trying to troll me (he knows I have a sweet spot for Vit) and took too many shots of whisky.. and then blacked out before he realized which profile he was driving lol
 
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Let’s talk about Moonpie...

For the noobies: Chaos40 = Joo = Biggie Smiles

I would like to think that I was the original Chaos40 groupie, but she was actually his fan club President before I ever showed up.

Moonie is a sweet person and an excellent troll. I loved reading her exchanges with Chaos/Big on Trollvalhalla because they shared such a genuine connection. Like most of us online, Moonie was having marital issues and when Dove showed up to sink her claws into Chaos... I think she realized that she was in love with him. He is quite charming and this wasn’t surprising to any of us who had been watching.

I’m not at liberty to discuss the details of what happened after Moonie realized that the man she loved was slipping away into the clutches of a loser skank... but being the cutthroat, relentless ex stripper junkie that she is... Dove drove Moonie off Trollvalhalla.

Fast forward to SG just before MMP. We are trying to figure out how to make SG work for everyone as a home board. Dove is suggested for an SG admin spot. Moon expresses to me in private that she doesn’t trust Dove. This was literally my deciding factor to open MMP. I knew we needed Moon. She was funny and seemed harmless until she came out of nowhere and wasn’t. Great energy for a message forum. Dovid went completely rabid apeshit after this. I’m talking heroin sized text bombs that only Joo would understand.

DOVID: If it doesn’t get its way... it goes batshit estrogen psycho cray and makes everyone’s lives a living hell. I’m sure she has pimped all of her mother’s boyfriends using these same antics... except there was always the molestation/rape allegations to keep them in line when this didn’t work. Her stories about getting sexual Valentine’s Day cards were never substantiated after I questioned why she never took them to the authorities. She is a predator of the worst kind. Lock up your boyfriends, husbands and sons cause there is no damn shame in her game.
 

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I CAN PERSONALLY (caps sorry) verify most of what Murd is saying.

I heard with my own ears dove crack the shits someone left a light on....they must have ripped a whole 2 cents out of the household budget sending dove into a linda blair psycho head spin.

she also told me Waleed was a pedophile and I KNEW that was bs.
 
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I think she literally gets off on the manic rush of these self-destructive episodes she sends herself into a flatline tailspin over.

He always starts out as Prince Charming... he is always her soulmate... and after her lazy ass can’t suck enough dick to compensate for the vampiric energy drain she inflicts into his entire household.... HE is the monster. Victim mentality she learned from her parasitic junkie mother. She has had so many chances too. Like when will the world lob enough rainbow meatballs over the plate before you pull your head out of this dissociative state and smash one out of the park? Do you need to lose custody of yourself because you can’t even be trusted to take the psych meds that can change your life and the course of the paths of your children?


Joo went into a dark place after fucking with this skank. I love him to death.... mostly cause if I take 4 shots at 8 am I can always scare him into logging off within 3... 2... 1... posts... but he was so changed and he tries to blame the exwife, but I just know better is all.

Martini is lucky that his vacation expenses were a wash and he didn’t contact VD.
 
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I declared Slitchella when Dove ran to Flea and had me banned @ SG

Dovid isn’t favored to win this battle... Joo will never hit it ever again. She junked out after all the TV sexy was drained by the needle dangling out her arm.

What is her next move? Is she gonna drive back to Martini’s house to redeem herself? She better get those crack piece toofers removed so she can give a decent gummy hummer.
 
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The history of the STOOCH & teh SLITCH:

Dove is stooch. I am a slitch.

any questions? Bwa hahahahaha

Gather round chirrens... mami is about to skool your punk asses:

Thee STOOCH is a woman who a man preys upon. She is typically undesirable. She and her husband will have lived a flagrant alcoholic/addict lifestyle and ultimately pissed away any hopes for plausible retirement. They are behind in trailer payments and he is going to dry fuck her in the ass without any warning to get his money’s worth after respond to the couples Craig’s list add for fast cash.

A poster by the handle Atom was looking to degrade this type of women and exploit her. He honed this whore prototype as the “STOOCH.” His forum dominant thread was entitled “The Diary of a Whore.” Dove hyperventilated into an ejaculation seizure foaming at the anus over his every post by 5 am errrrrrr damn day and it was a sloppy jalopy display of boot licking FIEND.

I decided to troll his polygamy fundamentalist BS and he could not argue reasonably enough for the community to adapt and refer to me as a stooch without the threat of word filter retribution and I became the slitch = slut bitch.

He came up with amazing flames... like when he told me I would deep throat his credit card given the chance. I find myself thinking about him on cold dark rainy nights wishing I could kick him with the same a girl with a dragon tattoo field goal vengeance as Rooney in his booty hole. I mediate and pray on this daily. I have found zero solution. I have no more grand mamas to pray for me so please keep me in your positive thoughts and prayers.
 

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Nobody was ever going to hang at your shithouse forum, Dopey...


Why are you taking sides? Let the girls Duke it out.

Because that’s what alpha males do... they protect the weak ass pieces of human excrement from women like me.

Cause I’m the problem.... I can’t be online 24/7/365 and Dovid will dry hump anything that can string 4 words together to avoid the mundane family life.

You're as weak as they come...

...recall your podcasts moaning about your feelz and mental health...



Discussing mental health issues isn’t weak. Being married and flashing your pussy to online strangers is tho.

Who are you talking about? Dovey or Succubus?

In any case. Love is the answer.
 

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I declared Slitchella when Dove ran to Flea and had me banned @ SG

Dovid isn’t favored to win this battle... Joo will never hit it ever again. She junked out after all the TV sexy was drained by the needle dangling out her arm.

What is her next move? Is she gonna drive back to Martini’s house to redeem herself? She better get those crack piece toofers removed so she can give a decent gummy hummer.
Um....no?

I want that piece of shit as far away from me as possible.

And I say this with complete honesty; that woman needs help. The fact I could put my phone down, play a game of FN up until a 1v1 end game, and it wouldn't stop talking is enough proof to me she has mental issues.

I have never met someone so wrapped up in themselves that they would leave their children alone for 16 hours to pick up some random guy on the internet and bring them back to their house so she can fuck them on the bed her husband slept on. Or drive all that while, get fucked, and take a pack of cheap cigarettes along with a couple loads as payment.

Srsly, this bitch would drive all that way for a pack of smokes and jizz. And that's the gods honest truth. And the sex wasn't even that good, this facade she's some milf are just that. She's short, like dwarf short, she has a fupa, her ass looks like sand that was compacted into panty hose and knotted, and the inner pussy had texture like sand paper. More then half the time I just let her suck my dick and the blowjob action was really fucking boring.

Granted, I've been with alot of women and I'm set in my ways, but it was all meh
 

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God dammit.... this solar water heater I'm installing for my olympic size pool is such a pain in the ass.

Imagine climbing up and down installing pvc piping on your roof in the florida sun.

Fuck I should have just paid some peasant day laborer 300 bucks to get it done.

Clearly a short fat lump of grease shouldn’t be doing. I had no idea blow up kiddie pools were Olympic size? You lie Stubby. No need to heat the H2O in my pool.