I passed the background check

[Lily]

Of dysentery? Wut?

Of moi. It's as clear as the tolling of a bell.

It's not my fault you didn't excel academically.

 

[Frood]

So this DD fella wants to be Leatherface kidnap Lily.. saw er for BBQ and keep her face to become her?

There are other ways to become a woman these days nigga. Damn.

Dunno? I don't speak Jim Beam or Old Milwaukee...

 

[Lily]

So this DD fella wants to be Leatherface kidnap Lily.. saw er for BBQ and keep her face to become her?

There are other ways to become a woman these days nigga. Damn.

 

[Frood]

Of moi. It's as clear as the tolling of a bell.

It's not my fault you didn't excel academically.

You should stick Oinking... this English gambit never works out well for you sorts.

 

[Lily]

You should stick Oinking... this English gambit never works out well for you sorts.

Neener neener, you're a dumb weiner...

 

[Frood]

Neener neener, you're a dumb weiner...

Jenny Craig revoked your membership when somebody sent her a video of you singing to Kermit the Frog....

 

[Lily]

Jenny Craig revoked your membership when somebody sent her a video of you singing to Kermit the Frog....

a total kneeslapper

 

[Frood]

a total kneeslapper

You located yours?

 

[Lily]

You located yours?

oh my god....sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Frood]

So..."didya" locate your knees?

 

[Admin.]

Ice Ice Baby!

 

[ESAD TIA]

oh my god....sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I knew you loved prowler, your starting to

Post like

Him

 

[Lily]

I knew you loved prowler, your starting to

Post like

Him

Nope. He plays with fonts, size, color and shape...

Not like him really at all.

Look, do I detest him? Yes.

Why you may ask?

Because I choose to, bud.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Nope. He plays with fonts, size, color and shape...

Not like him really at all.

Look, do I detest him? Yes.

Why you may ask?

Because I choose to, bud.

Im not

Buying

It

Love is

In the

AIR!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Nope. He plays with fonts, size, color and shape...

Not like him really at all.

Look, do I detest him? Yes.

Why you may ask?

Because I choose to, bud.

You care too much if you actually detest anyone here

 

[Lily]

Im not

Buying

It

Love is

In the

AIR!!!

You make me so sad.

Why, Esad, why?

 

[Lily]

You care too much if you actually detest anyone here

Maybe, but I'm a passionate woman. I'm not a cold fish.

 

[Fredricka]

Maybe, but I'm a passionate woman. I'm not a cold fish.

Youre cold hearted, liky, you proved that just now :(

 

[Frood]

Maybe, but I'm a passionate woman. I'm not a cold fish.

Only below your fupa...

 

[ESAD TIA]

You make me so sad.

Why, Esad, why?

Its my

Nature

Can't be

HELPED!!!!

 

[Lily]

Youre cold hearted, liky, you proved that just now :(

Not true.

I'm doing nothing to harm anyone.

 

[Frood]

Not true.

I'm doing nothing to harm anyone.

Except your organs and cardiovascular system...

 

[Fredricka]

Not true.

I'm doing nothing to harm anyone.

Tell that to jack, hes crying right now, you could've stopped that

 

[Lily]

Tell that to jack, hes crying right now, you could've stopped that

You did this. I had nothing to do with it.

 

[Fredricka]

You did this. I had nothing to do with it.

I did nothing, it was Alticus and his shit stirring

 

[Frood]

I did nothing, it was Alticus and his shit stirring

Alticus French kissed Lily??? Wut!??&#%!!!???

 

[Lily]

I did nothing, it was Alticus and his shit stirring

What did alticus do to anyone?

 

[Fredricka]

Alticus French kissed Lily??? Wut!??&#%!!!???

He stirred jacks brekky

 

[Frood]

What did alticus do to anyone?

He stuck his tongue in one of your holes?

 

[Fredricka]

What did alticus do to anyone?

Have you actually read anything tonight?