I sold a beat up old blue corvette to a dumb Canadian.

[Cookius Monstarius]

I had to look kindly on him seeing I've been nailing his wife for the last 6 months, so scrap value plus 10k. Its worth scrap value, the head gaskets about to blow if driven faster than 50mph, the break pads are worn and the gear box is on the way out. Some irony here as well as the back tyres are almost as bald as he is.

Well he did say its for his wife to get back in her good books as they haven't done it in a year so it may last a while if its just for her to plod about in. As long as she doesn't drive it round here when needing a shag I don't want that fucker catching fire on my driveway, you can hear the electrics sizzling when it starts to rain. The battery works Ok, the radiator not so much. It looks in good nick as well as I painted over all the rust round the wheel arches. As for the suspension I don't have a fucking clue, best tell her to slow down for bumps in the road.

Anyway some good business done!

 

[Fredricka]

Prowler. Are you really going to sit there and let this twit mock your toy car? DO something

 

[Weeg]

MOST all canadians arent very smart

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

A slow burn but its getting there.

 

[The Prowler]

Prowler. Are you really going to sit there and let this twit mock your toy car? DO something

It was a pretty sad attempt.

And it would be too easy to point out the reality of the situation.

So yeah, I am going to let him get his frustrations out. Temporarily.

 

[Fredricka]

I think he had second thoughts and abandoned this thread. We should use it to talk about his court case instead

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

I think he had second thoughts and abandoned this thread. We should use it to talk about his court case instead

So did you get railed in an ally after hours last night? Caskur used to that and admitted it can you?

 

[Fredricka]

So did you get railed in an ally after hours last night? Caskur used to that and admitted it can you?

What's your court case about? What did you do? If you won't tell us we'll make something up and spread it

 

[X]

MOST all canadians arent very smart

Moast Americans are nigger dick loving E****** BOis LOL

 

[Weeg]

Moast Americans are nigger dick loving E****** BOis LOL

Well yoo didnt deny it!! BAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[X]

Well yoo didnt deny it!! BAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

Deny that you ride kosher cocks?? Or that you’re an E******* BOi diehard ??

 

[Fredricka]

Ooo, it's cookies big day today on the stand. I'll be watching the news for you all to see if I can catch a glimpse. See you in a few years Norman Stanley fletcher

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Ooo, it's cookies big day today on the stand. I'll be watching the news for you all to see if I can catch a glimpse. See you in a few years Norman Stanley fletcher

Ajourned.

 

[Fredricka]

Ajourned.

So there's still hope for us ,cool

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

So there's still hope for us ,cool

No, no hope for you at all.

 

[Fredricka]

No, no hope for you at all.

Want some wine with that cheese?