I have some groundbreaking news to share with all of you. So please buckle up tightly as this one is going to defy the laws of just about everything.
It's a truly novel revelation and it's time someone be so bold as to share this inspiring news with the world so that the uninformed can come out of the darkness and into the light.
Are you ready?
Women don't get pregnant unless they fuck.
Yes friends. Sexual intercourse, consensual or not, or at a very minimum the deliberate fertilization is a prerequisite to becoming pregnant. I can think of only one exception to this rule in all of mankind's history.
Marvel worthy isn't it? Doesn't that just make you want to gather a room full of physicists, mathematicians and biologists just to be sure? And to think, all of this time humankind has groped around in darkness under some false pretense that biological females could catch a case of the preggos like it were the common cold! And here we come to find out, here and now, on a troll forum of all places, that a deliberate act which can be avoided is required instead?
What should mankind do with this information one of sound mind may ask?
Well, my first inclination, despite being the author of such fantastically inspiring information, is to run this by someone far more competent in the ins and outs of the female anatomy than I. Someone who has a vagina. Who knows first hand what the feeling of life growing inside your womb is all about.
So once again, patience being the virtue here I would ask we await word from Blurt as to the validity of such bleeding edge theories. Heaven forbid I could be wrong here.
But once he gives his blessing, I personally feel a meme uploaded to occupy-democrats dot com summarizing this incredible finding in simple terms would be the most appropriate next course of action.
No?
