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A solid 8 inches and taken so, sorry, honey. I had a solid romp today too as my wife told me she needed her vitamin D and was horny. Life is good.
 

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A solid 8 inches and taken so, sorry, honey. I had a solid romp today too as my wife told me she needed her vitamin D and was horny. Life is good.
Can we assume your "Wife's" name is Peg?
 
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No need to wish. I guess sex is sparse in your relationship where as my wife and I have only been married for a little over two years so sex is still regular and hot. Did you hit a dry spell where things are feeling unsatisfied and mechanical? It sounds that way.
 
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lmao

Oerdin says "8 inches" and a little bell goes off in Admin's house with instructions on how to arrive quickly at the thread

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No need to wish. I guess sex is spare in your relationship where as my wife and I have only been married for a little over two years so sex is still regular and hot. Did you hit a dry spell where things are feeling unsatisfied and mechanical? It sounds that way.
How long does Peg hold a charge?
 

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No need to wish. I guess sex is spare in your relationship where as my wife and I have only been married for a little over two years so sex is still regular and hot. Did you hit a dry spell where things are feeling unsatisfied and mechanical? It sounds that way.
How long does Peg hold a charge?
Pondering what to ask of Santa this year?
 

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and whiners !! thank you for cumming

I’ll need more than a cocktail wiener if you want me to cum again.
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I prefer a grower to a shower… like when you’re about to get it on and Thor’s hammer falls out his grey sweatpants <3
 
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I prefer a grower to a shower… like when you’re about to get it on and Thor’s hammer falls out his grey sweatpants <3

i would hate 2 hang u but I would


What are you gonna use for a rope? Your long hairy cock?
so much agression

If it doesn’t drip down to at least your knees…. I’m not interested.
u know, if the shtf u would be useless. lawbooks too
 

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I prefer a grower to a shower… like when you’re about to get it on and Thor’s hammer falls out his grey sweatpants <3

i would hate 2 hang u but I would


What are you gonna use for a rope? Your long hairy cock?
so much agression

If it doesn’t drip down to at least your knees…. I’m not interested.
eww

It’s ok… I’m an acquired taste.


Plus my tarot cards are picking up on a little something between you and Oweird-one. I am going to throw out a premature prediction and say that you two are gonna bump cyber uglies until he ignores his mail order bride and the two of you are logged in 24/7/365.
 

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I prefer a grower to a shower… like when you’re about to get it on and Thor’s hammer falls out his grey sweatpants <3

i would hate 2 hang u but I would


What are you gonna use for a rope? Your long hairy cock?
so much agression

If it doesn’t drip down to at least your knees…. I’m not interested.
u know, if the shtf u would be useless. lawbooks too

I have a bat and a and a record breaking batting average that says otherwise, cupcake.
 

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I prefer a grower to a shower… like when you’re about to get it on and Thor’s hammer falls out his grey sweatpants <3

i would hate 2 hang u but I would


What are you gonna use for a rope? Your long hairy cock?
so much agression

If it doesn’t drip down to at least your knees…. I’m not interested.
eww

It’s ok… I’m an acquired taste.


Plus my tarot cards are picking up on a little something between you and Oweird-one. I am going to throw out a premature prediction and say that you two are gonna bump cyber uglies until he ignores his mail order bride and the two of you are logged in 24/7/365.
lmao oh stop it

i was open 2 listening until that xd
 
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I prefer a grower to a shower… like when you’re about to get it on and Thor’s hammer falls out his grey sweatpants <3

i would hate 2 hang u but I would


What are you gonna use for a rope? Your long hairy cock?
so much agression

If it doesn’t drip down to at least your knees…. I’m not interested.
eww

It’s ok… I’m an acquired taste.


Plus my tarot cards are picking up on a little something between you and Oweird-one. I am going to throw out a premature prediction and say that you two are gonna bump cyber uglies until he ignores his mail order bride and the two of you are logged in 24/7/365.

How is it a mail order bride when we both met in person when we were 19? Why are you such a racist bigot? You bigot.

You lefties are always so racist.