if bastard factory members were vegetables

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I know it says vegetables , but I think a FRUIT is appropriate for KNIFESMELLER



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The Durian Fruit Is A Highly Coveted Food – And It Smells Like Feet

Anthony Bourdain warned that the durian fruit will leave one with breath that smells " as if you’d been French-kissing your dead grandmother."

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I heard about them in this vid. Watch when he starts eating it lol.

Imagine the desperation of a society that despite its rotten foot stench, FORCED themselves to discover it has nutritional benefits.
 

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I had a score on the weekend...[sorry I don't kiss and tell]

I dug [swept] her up and she seemed to like me so I pulled out the charm [b/s] and we got along like 2 peas in a pod. I really like blondes.

The mood was romantic and the conversation was just right and she drank plenty of water [wine] which was okay...[she didn't throw up]

I on a very big high atm...

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I was actually running to be with you
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you know you wannnnnn it!!
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I know it says vegetables , but I think a FRUIT is appropriate for KNIFESMELLER



durian-frut.jpg


The Durian Fruit Is A Highly Coveted Food – And It Smells Like Feet

Anthony Bourdain warned that the durian fruit will leave one with breath that smells " as if you’d been French-kissing your dead grandmother."

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Durian makes excellent smoothies.
 

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you look like THAT vegtable
not much to the concept really, a mini shittler should get et LOL
 

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Wow, I used duckduckgo to image search "cabbage, wig" and found out there is a vast community of lonely mothers who dress up their crotch fruit as cabbage patch kids.