If you could go back and talk to your 18 year old self, what 3 words would you utter?

[Lily]

Mine: Do Not Fear

 

[Admin.]

Just nay, Nah.

 

[Phester0boyle]

Go buy condrums.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Mine: Do Not Fear

Don’t get married

 

[Levon]

Stop kidding yourself.

 

[Joe]

Mine: Do Not Fear

Buy Gold

 

[Breakfall]

Dip it...don’t soak it!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No to bombers...

 

[Breakfall]

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yes marry him...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

She's beneath you

 

[Breakfall]

Careful...sperm stealers!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Buy Amazon stock

 

[Lily]

Buy Amazon stock

I almost posted "Buy Apple stock" myself. But I figured "Do Not Fear" covered that too.

 

[The Countess]

Don’t get married

 

[Biggie Smiles]

College is worthless

 

[Oerdin]

Don’t get married

Probably the worst advice ever for a woman. Truly a woman has diminishing market value the older she gets. Her best chance is to nab a quality guy when she is young, beautiful, and has fertility. If she fails this she is in for a lifetime of sorrow and regrete.

 

[Lily]

Don’t get married

Probably the worst advice ever for a woman. Truly a woman has diminishing market value the older she gets. Her best chance is to nab a quality guy when she is young, beautiful, and has fertility. If she fails this she is in for a lifetime of sorrow and regrete.

You have issues.

 

[Oerdin]

You do, indeed.

 

[Lily]

You do, indeed.

You don't realize your flawed statement. The only aged men women want are the ones with a lot of money. Do you really believe a vibrant woman wants a man that's even middle aged that isn't loaded?

Also, you don't need marriage to have a man.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

it's not about looks !!!

 

[LotusBud]

Don’t get married

Probably the worst advice ever for a woman. Truly a woman has diminishing market value the older she gets. Her best chance is to nab a quality guy when she is young, beautiful, and has fertility. If she fails this she is in for a lifetime of sorrow and regrete.

You think all women just live to be with a guy, any guy? You know there aren't really enough quality guys to go around, right?

I feel sorry for women who settle because they're afraid of being alone. Pathetic.

 

[Dove]

"Dont do it"

That's adequate.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Don’t get married

Probably the worst advice ever for a woman. Truly a woman has diminishing market value the older she gets. Her best chance is to nab a quality guy when she is young, beautiful, and has fertility. If she fails this she is in for a lifetime of sorrow and regrete.

You think all women just live to be with a guy, any guy? You know there aren't really enough quality guys to go around, right?

I feel sorry for women who settle because they're afraid of being alone. Pathetic.

Is that why you married a lesbian stud with a neck beard ?

 

[Dove]

Don’t get married

Probably the worst advice ever for a woman. Truly a woman has diminishing market value the older she gets. Her best chance is to nab a quality guy when she is young, beautiful, and has fertility. If she fails this she is in for a lifetime of sorrow and regrete.

O .....my friend.

Marriage is more beneficial for men. Unmarried women actually do better. Mentally.....emotionally....physically.

And the fact men look at us and see "goods" and "market value" just MIGHT be one of the reasons why, yanno.

I mean that's trafficking language.

If I need "market value" to be appealing.....meh fuck that. A man worthy of my mental and emotional health will be totally fine with my tube sock tits and various other signs of perfectly natural aging and my mouthiness.

 

[Dove]

It's such a bummer how it's so normalized for people to dehumanize eachother right down to things like body parts and earning potential.

No one wants partners. They want servants.

I would tell myself to not get married as well.

 

[Lily]

It's such a bummer how it's so normalized for people to dehumanize eachother right down to things like body parts and earning potential.

No one wants partners. They want servants.

I would tell myself to not get married as well.

My marriage isn't like that. We're actual partners and discuss all major decisions with one another. We don't micromanage the minor decisions each other makes either. I would say I feel blessed, but I didn't settle down until I found a man that didn't need his ego stroked constantly or feel threatened by my intellect. A man that saw the benefit to having a like-minded partner and how it benefits the family.

 

[LotusBud]

It's such a bummer how it's so normalized for people to dehumanize eachother right down to things like body parts and earning potential.

No one wants partners. They want servants.

I would tell myself to not get married as well.

My marriage isn't like that. We're actual partners and discuss all major decisions with one another. We don't micromanage the minor decisions each other makes either. I would say I feel blessed, but I didn't settle down until I found a man that didn't need his ego stroked constantly or feel threatened by my intellect. A man that saw the benefit to having a like-minded partner and how it benefits the family.

So, he's free to watch Fox?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Drop the bottle

 

[Lily]

It's such a bummer how it's so normalized for people to dehumanize eachother right down to things like body parts and earning potential.

No one wants partners. They want servants.

I would tell myself to not get married as well.

My marriage isn't like that. We're actual partners and discuss all major decisions with one another. We don't micromanage the minor decisions each other makes either. I would say I feel blessed, but I didn't settle down until I found a man that didn't need his ego stroked constantly or feel threatened by my intellect. A man that saw the benefit to having a like-minded partner and how it benefits the family.

So, he's free to watch Fox?

What?