I'm a member of The Mayflower Society, and you're not.

[No brag just facts.]

My 9th Great Grand Mother Came over on the Mayflower, you interloping Johnny come lately n00bz need to gtfo My Country, I'm taking My Country back!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I'm part Chippewa. You're the illegal here, paleface.

 

[Mayflower Madam's Fam.]

I'm part Chippewa. You're the illegal here, paleface.

We gave you some nice gently used woolen blankets and some beads for your land, so gfy.

 

[Mayflower Survivor Fam]

1620, Colorized.

 

[Mayflower Sailor Scion]

There's a sign on the wall, but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings

In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get when I look to the West
And my spirit is crying for leaving