Im a new member

Say mean and awful things to me.
I hope you suffer an absurdly improbable sequence of freak coincidences which result in you falling into an inescapable vat of boiling bacon grease in which you simultaneously drown and cook, and that when someone finally pulls your horrifying but savory-smelling carcass from the bubbling murk, your remains are devoured by a hundred ravening POODLES.

Bitch.
 
I hope you suffer an absurdly improbable sequence of freak coincidences which result in you falling into an inescapable vat of boiling bacon grease in which you simultaneously drown and cook, and that when someone finally pulls your horrifying but savory-smelling carcass from the bubbling murk, your remains are devoured by a hundred ravening POODLES.

Bitch.

He said insult him not flirt with him.