Im going to just toss this out there

[Dove]

Blurt knows what I'm talking about.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I dont believe ANY women enjoy anal sex.

I assert that it's part of living in a porn saturated society that women are slightly brainwashed to believe they really enjoy this shit because they feel they need to.

There is absolutely NOTHING in or on the ass that gives sexual pleasure. Nothing.

It's just a dirty, nasty, painful and degrading act that vulnerable women feel inclined to do out of some misguided need to please men.

And I'm standing on that.

So you're implying that if a woman asks a man to fuck her in the ass and he does then it's basically rape because subconsciously she doesn't really want it but is brainwashed to believe so? That's kinda what it sounds like you're implying.

Not so much, Olli. I'm not gonna call it rape if there is consent involved.

I'm just saying shes lying and faking. They believe MEN want it. Dont under estimate the female need for male approval....especailly the ones who are most verbal about NOT needing it.

You know what pleases women? Give them oral sex. As long as they want. Buy a vibrator.

Dont give them that stupid look like you are trying to see through foggy glasses and whisper shit like "yeah that's sexy" or "you like that".

Oh and take out the garbage every week lol.

And dont be a communist.

Just because you and most women don't like it doesn't mean they all don't. I don't even do it unless she asks which isn't very often but yes sometimes she does.

 

[Lily]

I dont believe ANY women enjoy anal sex.

I assert that it's part of living in a porn saturated society that women are slightly brainwashed to believe they really enjoy this shit because they feel they need to.

There is absolutely NOTHING in or on the ass that gives sexual pleasure. Nothing.

It's just a dirty, nasty, painful and degrading act that vulnerable women feel inclined to do out of some misguided need to please men.

And I'm standing on that.

So you're implying that if a woman asks a man to fuck her in the ass and he does then it's basically rape because subconsciously she doesn't really want it but is brainwashed to believe so? That's kinda what it sounds like you're implying.

Not so much, Olli. I'm not gonna call it rape if there is consent involved.

I'm just saying shes lying and faking. They believe MEN want it. Dont under estimate the female need for male approval....especailly the ones who are most verbal about NOT needing it.

You know what pleases women? Give them oral sex. As long as they want. Buy a vibrator.

Dont give them that stupid look like you are trying to see through foggy glasses and whisper shit like "yeah that's sexy" or "you like that".

Oh and take out the garbage every week lol.

And dont be a communist.

Just because you and most women don't like it doesn't mean they all don't. I don't even do it unless she asks which isn't very often but yes sometimes she does.

She hasn't figure out that she speaks for no one but herself.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

We need @Breakfall to elaborate on this. He is sex professional.

 

[Dove]

I recall a thread at the SG'z where Dove reported on her sexual exploits wiff Kevin ( and anal sex was involved).

I remember asking her what the baby Jesus would say, and she said "lubricate". It's in my spank bank, so it must be true.

Nah. That didnt happen, Bland. At no point did I ever go on SG and discuss any exploits with Kevin.

And even if I wanted to, I would not have gotten a single word in with the rate he was posting and podcasting.

You must be remembering the discussion where the whole "Dovey pegs Big" thing started where I was arguing that just because a man likes some action up the ass.....that doesnt make him gay.

 

[Blandscape]

I am Dovey, and my wife is Dovey also, and so is our rainbow family!

 

[Blurt]

aryan is well spoken, witty and not evil at all as far as im concerned. i even asked him a hypothetical test question about a hurt jew on the side of the road and he gave a very compassionate answer

I believe it. He and I have had a couple of moments of post-coital, post-banter parlay. He expresses his humanity more easily behind closed doors. But don't tell anyone, Jeannie. UncleFiLTHY would revoke his Alphahood.

 

[Blandscape]

And don't you marxist leninst trotskyists forgets it.

 

[Blandscape]

Yous all forgets it when Jesus is on my side.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Yous all forgets it when Jesus is on my side.

<sissy

Why didn’t you answered my PM! Sissy.

 

[Dove]

I dont believe ANY women enjoy anal sex.

I assert that it's part of living in a porn saturated society that women are slightly brainwashed to believe they really enjoy this shit because they feel they need to.

There is absolutely NOTHING in or on the ass that gives sexual pleasure. Nothing.

It's just a dirty, nasty, painful and degrading act that vulnerable women feel inclined to do out of some misguided need to please men.

And I'm standing on that.

So you're implying that if a woman asks a man to fuck her in the ass and he does then it's basically rape because subconsciously she doesn't really want it but is brainwashed to believe so? That's kinda what it sounds like you're implying.

Not so much, Olli. I'm not gonna call it rape if there is consent involved.

I'm just saying shes lying and faking. They believe MEN want it. Dont under estimate the female need for male approval....especailly the ones who are most verbal about NOT needing it.

You know what pleases women? Give them oral sex. As long as they want. Buy a vibrator.

Dont give them that stupid look like you are trying to see through foggy glasses and whisper shit like "yeah that's sexy" or "you like that".

Oh and take out the garbage every week lol.

And dont be a communist.

Just because you and most women don't like it doesn't mean they all don't. I don't even do it unless she asks which isn't very often but yes sometimes she does.

Perhaps she thinks you like it but you dont want to ask her for it?

Because seriously Olli.. what is in the female asshole that stimulates sexual pleasure?

Ask her about it. Not in like a weird way... you know your partner better than some rando weirdos online. Just ask her what she likes about it.

I've known women who found their boyfriends porn and were so full of insecurity that they decided "I'll just be what he watches!!". It happens.

But I'm not calling you a rapist or a creep, Olli. If shes asking for something and you are doing it, that doesnt make you some hunched over drooling scrote who wears sweatpants to go sit on the the grocery bench for hours, like Poofer. Or Murd.

 

[Blurt]

I was arguing that just because a man likes some action up the ass.....that doesnt make him gay.

Boy, do I remember that!

We had to call an ambulance for poor Scouse.

 

[Dove]

Yous all forgets it when Jesus is on my side.

<sissy

Why didn’t you answered my PM! Sissy.

Because he is a street shitter.

FACT.

 

[Blandscape]

Yous all forgets it when Jesus is on my side.

<sissy

Why didn’t you answered my PM! Sissy.

Is the answer I don't know where the button is without a notification link?

 

[Dove]

I was arguing that just because a man likes some action up the ass.....that doesnt make him gay.

Boy, do I remember that!

We had to call an ambulance for poor Scouse.

Truth is truth!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Yous all forgets it when Jesus is on my side.

<sissy

Why didn’t you answered my PM! Sissy.

Is the answer I don't know where the button is without a notification link?

I called you out. You didn’t answer. Scots are wussies and sissies obviously.

YOu pathetic whoreson!

 

[Blurt]

Blurt knows what I'm talking about.

I do.

I mean, somebody has to.

 

[Blandscape]

I like C. He makes me laugh, just like nearly no-one can here.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Blurt knows what I'm talking about.

I do.

I mean, somebody has to.

Blurt, why did you frenchkissed Whipple ball sack? Isn’t that sick```???

 

[Blandscape]

Yous all forgets it when Jesus is on my side.

<sissy

Why didn’t you answered my PM! Sissy.

Is the answer I don't know where the button is without a notification link?

I called you out. You didn’t answer. Scots are wussies and sissies obviously.

YOu pathetic whoreson!

Can you link...yes you can.

 

[Jeannie]

aryan is well spoken, witty and not evil at all as far as im concerned. i even asked him a hypothetical test question about a hurt jew on the side of the road and he gave a very compassionate answer

I believe it. He and I have had a couple of moments of post-coital, post-banter parlay. He expresses his humanity more easily behind closed doors. But don't tell anyone, Jeannie. UncleFiLTHY would revoke his Alphahood.

whats this 'post coital' business? was it in the rump?

 

[Blurt]

[Aryan] and I have had a couple of moments of post-coital, post-banter parlay. He expresses his humanity more easily behind closed doors. But don't tell anyone, Jeannie. UncleFiLTHY would revoke his Alphahood.

whats this 'post coital' business? was it in the rump?

Nah. His poop chute is padlocked. UncleFiLTHY checked.

I've come to see my exchanges with Aryan as messy, sheet-tearing bouts of unbridled passion, following which we each smoke a fag and murmur sweet nothings to each other through clouds of smoke.

I'm not gay but, damn, his Culture Club duds are hard to resist.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Dove dropped some composure shattering nukes in this thread so

Btw, did someone actually go out and pay to have Martini's electric turned back on?

 

[Jeannie]

[Aryan] and I have had a couple of moments of post-coital, post-banter parlay. He expresses his humanity more easily behind closed doors. But don't tell anyone, Jeannie. UncleFiLTHY would revoke his Alphahood.

whats this 'post coital' business? was it in the rump?

Nah. His poop chute is padlocked. UncleFiLTHY checked.

I've come to see my exchanges with Aryan as messy, sheet-tearing bouts of unbridled passion, following which we each smoke a fag and murmur sweet nothings to each other through clouds of smoke.

I'm not gay but, damn, his Culture Club duds are hard to resist.

idk u, r u male, female or the spicy troll?

 

[Jeannie]

Dove dropped some composure shattering nukes in this thread so

Btw, did someone actually go out and pay to have Martini's electric turned back on?

@Dove drop a few tunes in the music thread

 

[Dove]

Dove dropped some composure shattering nukes in this thread so

Btw, did someone actually go out and pay to have Martini's electric turned back on?

@Dove drop a few tunes in the music thread

I pretty stick to Type O most of the fall :D



I miss Peter Steele :(

 

[Jeannie]

fuk yea

 

[Jeannie]

Dove dropped some composure shattering nukes in this thread so

Btw, did someone actually go out and pay to have Martini's electric turned back on?

@Dove drop a few tunes in the music thread

I pretty stick to Type O most of the fall :D



I miss Peter Steele :(

the ultimate halloween tune

 

[Lokmar]

I dont believe ANY women enjoy anal sex.

I assert that it's part of living in a porn saturated society that women are slightly brainwashed to believe they really enjoy this shit because they feel they need to.

There is absolutely NOTHING in or on the ass that gives sexual pleasure. Nothing.

It's just a dirty, nasty, painful and degrading act that vulnerable women feel inclined to do out of some misguided need to please men.

And I'm standing on that.

So you're implying that if a woman asks a man to fuck her in the ass and he does then it's basically rape because subconsciously she doesn't really want it but is brainwashed to believe so? That's kinda what it sounds like you're implying.

Not so much, Olli. I'm not gonna call it rape if there is consent involved.

I'm just saying shes lying and faking. They believe MEN want it. Dont under estimate the female need for male approval....especailly the ones who are most verbal about NOT needing it.

You know what pleases women? Give them oral sex. As long as they want. Buy a vibrator.

Dont give them that stupid look like you are trying to see through foggy glasses and whisper shit like "yeah that's sexy" or "you like that".

Oh and take out the garbage every week lol.

And dont be a communist.

Just because you and most women don't like it doesn't mean they all don't. I don't even do it unless she asks which isn't very often but yes sometimes she does.

Perhaps she thinks you like it but you dont want to ask her for it?

Because seriously Olli.. what is in the female asshole that stimulates sexual pleasure?

Ask her about it. Not in like a weird way... you know your partner better than some rando weirdos online. Just ask her what she likes about it.

I've known women who found their boyfriends porn and were so full of insecurity that they decided "I'll just be what he watches!!". It happens.

But I'm not calling you a rapist or a creep, Olli. If shes asking for something and you are doing it, that doesnt make you some hunched over drooling scrote who wears sweatpants to go sit on the the grocery bench for hours, like Poofer. Or Murd.

Just remember, there are fucked up people who like fucked up things. My ex got pissed at me when I wouldnt ass bang her. She's fucked up like a screen door on a sub tho.

 

[Master]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

^ That's Aryan bait, right there.

This thread, man.

Dove melties, romance languages, and anal sex.

Gotta love the internet.

dove and aryan r cool by me. ur barking up the wrong tree

Oh, don't get me wrong, Jeannie. I like Dove and Aryan, too. For different reasons, sure, but they both increase traffic to the site.

I've always maintained, and I'll repeat it again: Dove comes across as a truly passionate person who will fight tooth and nail in defense of her beliefs. I admire that. I guess I just sorta wish she could remember where she is, at least more than half the time. This is a lulz board, not a Facebook group. You either lol or you die tryin'.

Aryan is an occasionally funny battering ram. I sort of admire his relentlessness and it doesn't bother me in the least that he's gay and has only one tooth.

No, yoursort of wrong here.

Dovid is an idiot with mental issues that go far beyond these forums. She is a broken human being who might be schizophrenic. I can tell you from first hand experience the glass is neither half empty or full. It’s broken and the water just keeps pouring.

Aryan is homosexual. That much is true. The days gonna come when I post up the DM’s he sent me at SG where he would bleat on endlessly about wanting to see my cock or the sly chance when he said he wanted to see a picture of my penis for purposes related to if American dicks looked different compared to European dicks and he was doing a study or something.

But, it shouldn’t be used against him. Aryan was molested into homosexual sex by a family member at a young age. When other children were learning how to ride bicycles, he was riding something else and from what he told me, enjoyed every second of it.

I think it’s because I’m a bartender ppl tell me their life stories….