I'm not saying all Americans are soft yet loud...

[Frood]

...but @Jeannie in an Australian "survival situation" would get bull ants and taipans up her flange while sun stroking out on the sand of a flowing underlying river bed...

...just sayin'... tee hee!

 

[Breakfall]

Them bull ants are bad! So sore. I remember bush walking one day and saw heaps of nettles along the kangaroo path. So I ripped them up as they aren’t native. Then I rubbed them all over the head of my penis for kinks. That was nice, but I digress: there is no way in hell that I would want a bull ant anywhere my groin area. That pain is maddening. As for Taipans, the most deadliest land snake in the world, one would be truly fucked in a heartbeat!