It's so big I'm not sure it's true size.
It changes though.
Right now it's so big I'm gonna spoon it like a huge pillow and fall sleep while face nuzzling it.
I may drool, at that point it will have shrunk enough to take my drool in, like nectar from a beautiful flower. It will use this to grow and be stronger, for me. It will give me it back in it's own way, and we will grow together. Soon I will crush cars with it. All the fuckhead drivers I deal with every day will have no idea what awaits them. Me and my huge cock are gonna crush them like annoying bugs. But I'll let the bugs guts come out, I'll let the stupid human out to watch me take out the others. I'll watch those humans, watching me, and I'll laugh. It will be a good day.
Night, sweet dreams.
Ha! Good thing I reread that before posting. It said cats instead of cars. That would have confused most.
Bwahahahahahahaha!