I've got an entire 35.5 hours off and I've had boy breakfast....

[Frood]

Entertain me, fuckers.

(You might be questioning what boy breakfast is.... this morning...so far, a pound of streaky bacon, hashbrowns, and a bowl of Paul Newnan's ranch dressing. Also a number of un-tabulated drinks because the devil may care though I don't because I got the night off unexpectedly!!!!)

Make me laugh out loud and shoot wine out of my nostrils like semen sprays out of admin's mouth when he hiccups at his local Glory Hole.

 

[Master Pu]

Wine? Brah you gonna get sick and puke. Three hours from now on the outside. And if I find out, which I won't,
But if I do..
I will laugh, and laugh, and laugh

 

[Frood]

Wine? Brah you gonna get sick and puke. Three hours from now on the outside. And if I find out, which I won't,
But if I do..
I will laugh, and laugh, and laugh

You must be piss weak... wine is like beer... water.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Frood Brother gets a break. Good on you. Eat, drink and be merry.

I'm retired now, so I get a break every fucking day! What day is it today?

 

[ESAD TIA]

FroDD WTF is a boy breakfast buDDy?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

FroDD WTF is a boy breakfast buDDy?

Sounds kinda outback gay.

But I don't think Frood wants to attract Adminge into his thread.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Sounds kinda outback gay.

But I don't think Frood wants to attract Adminge into his thread.

So im stuck between finding out how gay something is and reeling a colossal fagloot into this thread...

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So im stuck between finding out how gay something is and reeling a colossal fagloot into this thread...

It's Frood's unexpected day off. Let him blow off steam.

 

[ESAD TIA]

It's Frood's unexpected day off. Let him blow off steam.

I like Frood, I will grant this request on his most unexpected of days.

You be as Frood as you damn well like dood.

today....

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Sounds kinda outback gay.

But I don't think Frood wants to attract Adminge into his thread.

Raggs, Just curious, how far above your navel do you have to hike your pants so they stay up?

 

[Frood]

Boy Breakfast is the equivalent of Girl Dinner, which is an actual thing/meme... except boys eat meat, potatoes, and swill grog for every meal, if they can.

If us males do so in the morning, it's called a Man Breakfast (not to be confused with which truck stops Admin goes at 5:30 am for a "bite" and early morning Protein Slurpee...)

 

[Seamajor]

I like Frood, I will grant this request on his most unexpected of days.

You be as Frood as you damn well like dood.

today....

Frood The wannabe Dood?

 

[Seamajor]

So im stuck between finding out how gay something is and reeling a colossal fagloot into this thread...

I’m thinking y’all need a smoke? Am I wrong?

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Frood The wannabe Dood?

It's almost kind of cute when he goes all macho though.
. You can tell when his mom has scolded him for putting on her makeup and jewelry.

 

[Master Pu]

You must be piss weak... wine is like beer... water.

My stomach is weak no denying.
Here's a challenge:
Take a small glass of wine,
Put a tablespoon of ranch in it,
Stir,
Drink it down.
We'll call it Fruno.
It's like that in your stomach anyway should be no problem.

 

[Seamajor]

It's almost kind of cute when he goes all macho though.
. You can tell when his mom has scolded him for putting on her makeup and jewelry.

Look. Any person who fought tooth and nail to be a married woman, with children deserves it

 

[Frood]

It's almost kind of cute when he goes all macho though.
. You can tell when his mom has scolded him for putting on her makeup and jewelry.

^^^ Just said he finds men "cute".... lulz

 

[Holy Holliday !]

^^^ Just said he finds men "cute".... lulz

I was not referring to a man at all.

 

[Frood]

I was not referring to a man at all.

Are you a Seaboobs Alt?

 

[Seamajor]

^^^ Just said he finds men "cute".... lulz

Hardly DD. Your dangles from your labia is curious. Must weigh you down. You mean, you try to be a man.

 

[Frood]

I regret to inform all my fans that shortly after last responding in this thread and with 5 glasses of wine under my belt, I fell asleep and slept 10 hours, waking up around my standard time.... but with nothing in particular to do.

 

[wizer]

I regret to inform all my fans that shortly after last responding in this thread and with 5 glasses of wine under my belt, I fell asleep and slept 10 hours, waking up around my standard time.... but with nothing in particular to do.

The way you're eating and drinking you won't last until we come to Australia to visit in December

Don't worry I'm just kidding I won't try to show up and surprise you.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I regret to inform all my fans that shortly after last responding in this thread and with 5 glasses of wine under my belt, I fell asleep and slept 10 hours, waking up around my standard time.... but with nothing in particular to do.

When you become an old fart like me, then everyday's a Holiday. ;)

 

[wizer]

When you become an old fart like me, then everyday's a Holiday. ;)

I'm with you on that one.

Still getting used to it.

Beating up on @Jack only uses up so much downtime.

 

[Frood]

The way you're eating and drinking you won't last until we come to Australia to visit in December

Don't worry I'm just kidding I won't try to show up and surprise you.

Meat and grog keeps old men healthy.

 

[Jack]

I'm with you on that one.

Still getting used to it.

Beating up on @Jack only uses up so much downtime.

Who's doing that?

Oh you think you are.

Hahahaha

 

[wizer]

Meat and grog keeps old men healthy.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

 

[Frood]

Who's doing that?

Oh you think you are.

Hahahaha

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm with you on that one.

Still getting used to it.

Beating up on @Jack only uses up so much downtime.

I know. I'm having a hard time adjusting too. Sometimes I get a little panicky feeling like I'm supposed to be doing something or a I forgot to do something ... Then I remember I don't have to do shit.

Today I was going to go rake leaves in the yard, but then my Mexican showed up out of the blue and I jewed him down to an affordable price to have him do it. Now I have time to putter around the house and watch college football.

Retirement can be kinda cool sometimes.

 

[wizer]

I know. I'm having a hard time adjusting too. Sometimes I get a little panicky feeling like I'm supposed to be doing something or a I forgot to do something ... Then I remember I don't have to do shit.

Today I was going to go rake leaves in the yard, but then my Mexican showed up out of the blue and I jewed him down to an affordable price to have him do it. Now I have time to putter around the house and watch college football.

Retirement can be kinda cool sometimes.

There's no leaf raking here. Even the pool doesn't require much more than dropping in the robot once a week and skim the debris.

I enjoyed NFL games but to watch them now, with the +7 hour time zone difference I'd need to be up from 3-6 am.

We travel but in between trips, there's a lot of time to fill in. I do the same as you, sometimes finding myself almost getting up out of my chair to do something I don't need to do anymore.

Let's see which of us adjusts first, my guess is it will be you.