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Well, your breath smells like you eat sasquatch poop.

Not to self:
Stop responding to XyPoo; you're starting sound like him and he's an imbecile.
You wish you could be as Xciting as me, and even half as fast
 

Garraty_47

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You wish you could be as Xciting as me, and even half as fast

Bragging about being a premature ejaculater is an interesting tactic. Any other shortCOMINGS you'd like to proudly declare this morning? An enviable ability to piss on your own feet, perhaps? An unparalleled capacity for drinking the bong water?

Do tell; we're all riveted to the spot in antici... ...pation.
 

Flynn

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Bragging about being a premature ejaculater is an interesting tactic. Any other shortCOMINGS you'd like to proudly declare this morning? An enviable ability to piss on your own feet, perhaps? An unparalleled capacity for drinking the bong water?

Do tell; we're all riveted to the spot in antici... ...pation.

Here's more of Garraty not "participating" in "flaming."

:LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3:
 

Frood

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Perish the thought.
I'm only having a little fun.

The whole world knows I'm just a (mostly) harmless little fuzzball.


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Bragging about being a premature ejaculater is an interesting tactic. Any other shortCOMINGS you'd like to proudly declare this morning? An enviable ability to piss on your own feet, perhaps? An unparalleled capacity for drinking the bong water?

Do tell; we're all riveted to the spot in antici... ...pation.
I say fast and you think jizz??
OOookeeey there molasses