Jack Talking About my Wife

[ESAD TIA]

I can at least understand you.

I like it better when he types.

Right back at you bud...

:D

 

[The Prowler]

when I get drunk or stoned I stay away from here.

Blandy is perma-drunk/stoned.

Due to decades of excessive narcotics use.

 

[Lily]

I can at least understand you.

I like it better when he types.

I don't have trouble understanding him or them for that matter.

 

[The Prowler]

I don't have trouble understanding him or them for that matter.

You are a horrible liar.

 

[Flynn]

Alright...hands down, Blandscape sounds the worst. The fucker sounds like two rusty chains being rubbed together. Add in 14 pints of some neighborhood ale, and we get this.

There should really be a 12-step program for train wrecks like this.

 

[Blandscape]

 

[Blandscape]

Apart from that, I find you all really receptive to a variety of opinions, outside your comfort drone.

 

[Fredricka]

The only thing scots invented was the hangover and deep fried Mars bars, be proud

 

[Blandscape]

The only thing scots invented was the hangover and deep fried Mars bars, be proud

Sweet baby bejesus, is all you have stereotypes that you had to Google, and a forlorn hope you could ever actually take me on.

Pride does not come before your fall, because pride is like respect, it should be earned.

Come back when you have earned more than a pity post from me!

 

[Jack]

Sweet baby bejesus, is all you have stereotypes that you had to Google, and a forlorn hope you could ever actually take me on.

Pride does not come before your fall, because pride is like respect, it should be earned.

Come back when you have earned more than a pity post!

You don't like deep fried mars bars?

 

[Fredricka]

Sweet baby bejesus, is all you have stereotypes that you had to Google, and a forlorn hope you could ever actually take me on.

Pride does not come before your fall, because pride is like respect, it should be earned.

Come back when you have earned more than a pity post from me!

Don't be embarrassed about your county's achievements, they're obviously not as good as the pasty or rattlers, but better than a maga hat that was made in China, take heart from that, skirty

 

[Blandscape]

Don't be embarrassed about your county's achievements, they're obviously not as good as the pasty or rattlers, but better than a maga hat that was made in China, take heart from that, skirty

I revel in the ignorance of others like you, you should try harder to be smarter.

An uphill struggle for you, and a mere downslope slalom for me.

 

[Blandscape]

You don't like deep fried mars bars?

Thank you for your contribution Jack, isn’t there a fence unsat on you could sit on somewhere?

 

[The Prowler]

Bland.

 

[Fredricka]

I revel in the ignorance of others like you, you should try harder to be smarter.

An uphill struggle for you, and a mere downslope slalom for me.

Your posts nearly all the same bland, shake it up a bit, video us a Highland jig or something, wear pants though, some of us are couth here

 

[Jack]

Your posts nearly all the same bland, shake it up a bit, video us a Highland jig or something, wear pants though, some of us are couth here

 

[Jack]

 

[Fredricka]

I really need to see him doing this, the forum needs it

 

[Jack]

I really need to see him doing this, the forum needs it

He'd look cute in a dirndl I bet.

 

[Fredricka]

He'd look cute in a dirndl I bet.

I'm sure he has a few of them tucked away somewhere

 

[The Prowler]

Blandy can barely walk, for fuck sake.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Get a 5 gallon water bottle delivery service man if the shit from the tap sucks that much. And with cold & hot tap on the cooler, your wife can make hot tea on the spot.

If anything, this vocaroo makes Prowler human. And endearing.

 

[realgrimm]

I came to this thread for the nudes of @The Prowler s wife, this thread is dissapoint

 

[Jack]

I came to this thread for the nudes of @The Prowler s wife, this thread is dissapoint

 

[realgrimm]

I remember the days when members cared enough to share, after all how can we get a full grasp of the situation without all the facts

 

[realgrimm]

How big would your dick have to be. I mean that's at least 3 inches before youd even hit the labia..

How big is your dick again @The Prowler I dont feel like searching

 

[realgrimm]

@The Prowler s fat wife reminds me a buddy of mine wants me to go to this whale of a woman's house and probably tag team her, we done this shit before (tag teaming) but hes tried this one before and has now worked in her having health issues , so knowing she's all hands with me thinks I'd be good company..

This is a 20 year friend so Ill probs stop by but am hoping Ill just be some levity as opposed to a release.. I guess itll come down to alcohol intake and thinking her health issues I should be good

 

[realgrimm]

@The Prowler being that big if you require lube your doing it wrong..

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I work with a Scot and everything he says... especially when he's complaining... sounds a million times better than me because his accent carries & accentuates the dry sarcastic cutting humor... or humour as it was invented by you lot.

Good on ya chum!

 

[realgrimm]

Its no big deal of course ,Im a bit of a chubby chaser but Kudos that there maybe a little too much woman for me