Just fucking fuck me, already.

[Frood]

What a fucking nerd lol I guarantee this little fuck struggles to make eye contact with anyone

Ok, pooftasexual... whatever you reckon.

 

[Frood]

If you read what he writes about women, you realize he doesn't like them at all.

There are several of them here at BF. Totally intimidated by females.

Fat chicks and leftist broads aren't real women.

 

[mastersplither]

Ok, pooftasexual... whatever you reckon.

Been trading pheromones finger to neck with many women lately, Twinkerbell? Ya goddamn geek

 

[mastersplither]

Wench! Tis I, Edgelord Stinkfinger.. Giveth thine cunny aroma before I flex my undeniable powers..

 

[Frood]

 

[mastersplither]

Lol fucking pathetic

 

[Lily]

Lol fucking pathetic

Some of them here consider him a "goat" master troll. Imagine that!

 

[mastersplither]

Some of them here consider him a "goat" master troll. Imagine that!

Yeah he's a real diamond in the rough lol

 

[Frood]

Fat Lily is jealous that BEnzo got fucked.

She's waiting to hate on him later when she finds another backup...

 

[mastersplither]

Absolutely torching Twinkerbell and all he can do is say say "Hey I think you're a former poster"

What a troll legend.

 

[Frood]

Um, ok? Like totally!

 

[mastersplither]

Lol right. You're tissue paper soft, bitch boy.

 

[Frood]

Who am I to argue? You know your tissue papers.

 

[BeckyNix]

Any of you even pull hair???

Don't pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled. A little roughness is nice................ and don't act shocked if she wants you to spank her ("Really? Spanking? Won't it hurt?" - yes, it does. That's the fucking point). We know you've read Stuff and Maxim, and that's all those lady mags talk about in their "How to Please Her" sections. Start with light, full handed smacks to the area of her ass that she sits on. Judge her response and continue on from there. You don't have to bend her over one knee and tell her she's a naughty girl and that Daddy's going to punish her; save that for the fifth date. Women are less delicate than you think, so don't worry about breaking her hip.

 

[Frood]

Any of you even pull hair???

Don't pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled. A little roughness is nice................ and don't act shocked if she wants you to spank her ("Really? Spanking? Won't it hurt?" - yes, it does. That's the fucking point). We know you've read Stuff and Maxim, and that's all those lady mags talk about in their "How to Please Her" sections. Start with light, full handed smacks to the area of her ass that she sits on. Judge her response and continue on from there. You don't have to bend her over one knee and tell her she's a naughty girl and that Daddy's going to punish her; save that for the fifth date. Women are less delicate than you think, so don't worry about breaking her hip.

Stfu. Most men aren't interested in talking about their sex lives to random whores online.

 

[BeckyNix]

Sounds like your vagina is tighter than mine.

 

[mastersplither]

He wants you to put your finger up your ass and then rub it on his naughty bits, really makes him cheese his Frood of the Looms...really brings the wetlands to his outback if you know what I'm sayin..