Just fucking fuck me, already.

[BeckyNix]

Dear Men of BF,

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.

When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist. We've been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That's nice, but it's time to move forward. Get on top of me. Don't make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I'm practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won't go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. Don't gently suck my nipples and then pull back when I moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what I want. It's not what WE want.

 

[Seamajor]

But I don’t know you well enough.

 

[BeckyNix]

It's not about me.
It about taking care of your woman.
Seems we're all operating on differently wavelengths and not vibing.

 

[Seamajor]

I really don’t have a GF.

 

[Blurt]

Dear Men of BF,

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.

When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist. We've been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That's nice, but it's time to move forward. Get on top of me. Don't make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I'm practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won't go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. Don't gently suck my nipples and then pull back when I moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what I want. It's not what WE want.

Cas? Is that you?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

It's not about me.
It about taking care of your woman.
Seems we're all operating on differently wavelengths and not vibing.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Weird.

 

[Lily]

Weird.

This may be the second time we agree.

 

[Alticus]

I'll be happy to help you out. The love doctor is in da house.

 

[BeckyNix]

I'll be happy to help you out. The love doctor is in da house.

I can get cock at the grocery store. Workers or customers, I choose.

I really don’t have a GF.

Start talking to them!! I know it's scary, but you lift those weights right?? There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. Wanna know what I want and never get? Don't think of this as complaining, just some simple tips, for timid men here who have forgotten what it means to fuck like a man:

Okay first, taking charge is not bad. Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. If she says yes, say something like "I'm sorry - you just look so fucking delicious. I'll go slower." Otherwise, skillfully move forward. If you start kissing a woman, and she responds well, and before long, you're both on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and you on top of her, it's not the time to roll onto your back and start awkwardly stroking the top of her head. Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU'RE the man. Act like one.

 

[Alticus]

I can get cock at the grocery store. Workers or customers, I choose.



Start talking to them!! I know it's scary, but you lift those weights right?? There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. Wanna know what I want and never get? Don't think of this as complaining, just some simple tips, for timid men here who have forgotten what it means to fuck like a man:

Okay first, taking charge is not bad. Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. If she says yes, say something like "I'm sorry - you just look so fucking delicious. I'll go slower." Otherwise, skillfully move forward. If you start kissing a woman, and she responds well, and before long, you're both on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and you on top of her, it's not the time to roll onto your back and start awkwardly stroking the top of her head. Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU'RE the man. Act like one.

Fair enough lol

 

[Seamajor]

I can get cock at the grocery store. Workers or customers, I choose.



Start talking to them!! I know it's scary, but you lift those weights right?? There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. Wanna know what I want and never get? Don't think of this as complaining, just some simple tips, for timid men here who have forgotten what it means to fuck like a man:

Okay first, taking charge is not bad. Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. If she says yes, say something like "I'm sorry - you just look so fucking delicious. I'll go slower." Otherwise, skillfully move forward. If you start kissing a woman, and she responds well, and before long, you're both on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and you on top of her, it's not the time to roll onto your back and start awkwardly stroking the top of her head. Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU'RE the man. Act like one.

Not into lifting at all. More into overall fitness. Do women like roided out weight lifters?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

i LIKE TO PLAY HARD TO GET

 

[BeckyNix]

Not into lifting at all. More into overall fitness. Do women like roided out weight lifters?

I don't. That's not a real man, but if there monies green I don't give a fuck.

i LIKE TO PLAY HARD TO GET

How's that working for you? Women have options, you really don't. How often do you pay for sex? Point is to get us in bed and prove your worth as a man.

Most women like to be fucked and fucked well. Yes, there are women out there who want to "make love" every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it's not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you're mixing a cake batter up there. It's because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuck her harder. Don't be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes - I am a raging feminist bitch, but I still want to be penetrated like you are planning on fucking my throat from the inside out.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lots of women have rape fantasies too, a couple of my exes did... females are a genuinely strange species.

 

[Herman]

I really don't miss having sex. If I ever do get the urge I head into the city where the black chicks are. I'd rather drink and watch old Tv shows.

 

[Adam Hitler]

LOL wut? Don't you have a chink mrs? You shouldn't be paying for sex with sheboons.

 

[BeckyNix]

Lots of women have rape fantasies too, a couple of my exes did... females are a genuinely strange species.

Most women like being dominated. The whole idea is Im so fucking hot and you cant control yourself. Take me! NOW! We might have rape fantasies but don't want to be sexually assaulted!
I wouldn't expect any hetro male to understand this so.

 

[TheHaze]

Most women like being dominated. The whole idea is Im so fucking hot and you cant control yourself. Take me! NOW! We might have rape fantasies but don't want to be sexually assaulted!
I wouldn't expect any hetro male to understand this so.

Do you take it in the ass ? I had a GF back before I got married that like it up the ass - - - - -

 

[Oerdin]

Women are shameless.

 

[Oerdin]

He keeps it real.

 

[Oerdin]

Holy shit!

 

[fromHELL]

just post your nudes or fuck off bitch. you got no value at all.

 

[Oerdin]

Ahh, and I thought we were getting along so well. Was it the OnlyFans one which set you off? A bit to close to home or something?

 

[BeckyNix]

 

[Oerdin]

Given that you don't use the quote feature but you posted right after I did... A reasonable person would think so. Perhaps a remedial English class would help you express your feelings more clearly?

 

[fromHELL]

Given that you don't use the quote feature but you posted right after I did... A reasonable person would think so. Perhaps a remedial English class would help you express your feelings more clearly?

MAYBE you should just read the title of this thread and you'd feel me. Idiot.

 

[Frood]

I don't. That's not a real man, but if there monies green I don't give a fuck.



How's that working for you? Women have options, you really don't. How often do you pay for sex? Point is to get us in bed and prove your worth as a man.

Most women like to be fucked and fucked well. Yes, there are women out there who want to "make love" every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it's not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you're mixing a cake batter up there. It's because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuck her harder. Don't be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes - I am a raging feminist bitch, but I still want to be penetrated like you are planning on fucking my throat from the inside out.

Women have no options anymore.

Thanks to feminism, there are legalised brothels in my nation where the FOTB 18+ girls as well as aussie shielas in the same bracket offer up their well tested and contraception bolstered nubile bodies for quick session sale.

Bitches are now a commodity....

Us guys can pay upfront a very meagre price and walk away....thus navigating around the chicanery that is the modern female mush mind.

If I wasn't middle aged and married to my best friend, I'd be down at the knock shop 1-2 times per month for pipe flushes.

However, rarer than gold are those of us fathers of young women who have explained to our girls how reality really works. They take it on board and become a high end commodity which money cannot buy yet still chases.

 

[Dove]

i LIKE TO PLAY HARD TO GET

No you don't. Liar.

:D

 

[WWW.ANA.SSS/STAZI_YA]

Dear Men of BF,

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.

When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist. We've been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That's nice, but it's time to move forward. Get on top of me. Don't make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I'm practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won't go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. Don't gently suck my nipples and then pull back when I moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what I want. It's not what WE want.

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