Just letting you know...

[Garraty_47]

I spoke with Santa a few minutes ago and he said y'all ain't gettin' a damn thing this year. If you're lucky he'll stop at your house long enough to let the reindeer shit on your roof but that's the extent of the gifts he's bringing you tonight.

I hope you've got a ladder and a hose.

 

[Dove]

If a reindeer landed on MY house, it would probably fall through right into the living room LOL. I have feral cats that go up there and mate. They probably shit up there too.

My husband went and got me a gift after I told him repeatedly not to. I have no idea what it could be.

I'll keep you guys posted :D