Just sayin'

I don't talk to my processed meats. I just cook em and eat em.

Maybe you do?

Sausage fingers is a daily mechanized process up your keister, you remain silent during the whole experience, and you do hot sulphuric farts to sterilize her dirty digits before you anally ingest them up until your diaphragm?

So we agree!
 
Sausage fingers is a daily mechanized process up your keister, you remain silent during the whole experience, and you do hot sulphuric farts to sterilize her dirty digits before you anally ingest them up until your diaphragm?
Your twisted fantasies and perversions aside, I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to say.

The usual, in other words.
 
Wowsers.... Jack really desires my slender fingers making a fist and a hamburger of his jaxsie..

If Sausage Fingers and I joined hands, would it be classed as a fully fledged barbecue?
 
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Hopefully x will come riding in on his steed soon and snatch up damsel jack and ride off into the sunset soon

Or Sausages....
 
Jack: "When are you going to hit my raisin with your big beef fingers curled up in a fist, my love?"

Sausage Fingers: "soon.... SOON!"
You need an intervention. There is something seriously wrong with you.

Tiki torcher. Perhaps you're a "fed".

Nah, you're just a failed crossdressing internet troll that lied about being female for three years and got caught at it.
 
You need an intervention. There is something seriously wrong with you.

Tiki torcher. Perhaps you're a "fed".

Nah, you're just a failed crossdressing internet troll that lied about being female for three years and got caught at it.


No yuo
 
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