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Dude, the only criticism you've ever made of Trumpy is that he didn't order ICE to murder more people in our streets.
Maine Senate Candidate Graham Platner pressured to drop out amid rape accusations
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If I criticized Trump would it give you warm and cuddly feels?
And I am kinda disappointed that moar Leftist Vermin haven't been exterminated. You Lefties gotta step up your "resistance" so we can all enjoy moar videos of dumbfucks like that Pretty guy in Minneapolis getting themselves offed for being idiots.
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Very weird how Reggie vigorously defends all things degenerate
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Nobody throws in the towel better than him!
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Ragey's just envious since every time he tries grabbing random women's pussy's or barging into a young girls dressing room he get gets beat up and thrown in jail.
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I could see that
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Now, now, Sphincty, you know that all things deviant are the sole province of you Leftists. Didn't we just finish "Pride Month" where disgusting homosexuals, fat lesbian bulldykes and bad wig wearing transexuals like our Mingie march in parades in their underwear?
I don't think we good and wholesome conservatives condone such pervertry while you Leftie Filth wallow in it.
Speaking of getting thrown in jail, whatever happened with that incident about you and some anonymous Hobo in a porta potty at that street fair?
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TRUMP FURIOUS GRAHAM PLATNER SEX SCANDAL IS NOT ABOUT TRUMP
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is reportedly furious that the national conversation surrounding allegations of misconduct toward women has become almost entirely focused on Graham Platner, leaving Trump, Jeffrey Epstein and several decades of presidential sexual baggage sitting neglected in the corner.
Platner denies the allegations against him, but Trump nevertheless complained that the former Maine Senate candidate had selfishly transformed the subject of sexual misconduct into a story about himself.
“It’s unbelievable,” Trump told aides. “This Graham person comes along with a couple of allegations and suddenly everybody is talking about Graham. Sexual misconduct was my issue. I built that category.”
Trump reportedly became especially agitated after watching cable-news panels discuss whether allegations involving women should disqualify a political candidate.
“Since when?” Trump shouted at the television. “When did we start doing that?”
According to White House sources, Trump initially planned to attack Platner as a monster, predator and disgrace to public life. He abandoned the statement after aides explained that every sentence would automatically redirect viewers toward Trump’s own history.
“You cannot say ‘pattern of disturbing conduct,’” one adviser warned.
“Why not?”
“Because then the chyron changes.”
Trump attempted a second statement accusing Democrats of protecting powerful men, but aides again stopped him before he reached the words “secret files,” “wealthy friends” or “private island.”
The president finally settled on arguing that the Platner controversy was “much ado about nothing,” while simultaneously insisting that it represented the greatest moral collapse in American history.
“It’s nothing, but it’s also worse than Watergate,” Trump explained. “Exactly like Epstein. There is absolutely nothing in those files, which is why nobody should ever be allowed to see them.”
Trump then spent nearly forty minutes describing the documents that contain nothing.
“They have names, photographs, flight information and testimony, but nothing,” he said. “Very boring nothing. Millions of pages of nothing. Todd Blanche has personally reviewed the nothing, removed the most dangerous nothing and classified the remaining nothing for national security.”
The president appeared particularly offended that Platner had acquired national notoriety without first becoming a billionaire, television celebrity or owner of a teenage beauty pageant.
“He didn’t even put in the work,” Trump complained. “No private club. No modeling operation. No decades of creepy photographs. He skipped straight to the scandal.”
Trump also accused Platner of deliberately releasing his controversy to interfere with the administration’s successful effort to convince Americans that Jeffrey Epstein was merely an unusually sociable financier who happened to collect powerful men and underage girls like other people collect stamps.
“People were finally forgetting Epstein,” Trump said. “We had them focused on Iran, gas prices, the reflecting pool, Mitch McConnell possibly being alive and whatever the hell Pete Hegseth did yesterday. Then Graham comes along and reminds everyone that men can be accused of things.”
Trump reportedly demanded that the Justice Department investigate whether Platner’s scandal was designed to damage him personally.
“Follow the women,” Trump ordered. “Find out who sent them. Probably Obama.”
Attorney General Todd Blanche immediately announced that investigators had found no evidence connecting Platner’s accusers to Trump, which Trump described as “extremely suspicious.”
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt later clarified that Trump has always believed women deserve to be heard.
“President Trump strongly supports women speaking out,” Leavitt said, “provided they are speaking about Democrats.”
Asked whether that principle also applied to women who have accused Trump, Leavitt ended the briefing, turned off the lights and instructed reporters to stop politicizing women’s suffering.
By Thursday evening, Trump had regained control of the story by posting 47 consecutive messages about Platner, Epstein, Hillary Clinton, anonymous women, fake photographs, unfair juries and how nobody had been treated worse than Donald Trump.
The final post read:
“GRAHAM PLATNER SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR MAKING HIS SEX SCANDAL ALL ABOUT HIMSELF.”
“Isn’t anybody going to help that poor man?”
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is reportedly furious that the national conversation surrounding allegations of misconduct toward women has become almost entirely focused on Graham Platner, leaving Trump, Jeffrey Epstein and several decades of presidential sexual baggage sitting neglected in the corner.
Platner denies the allegations against him, but Trump nevertheless complained that the former Maine Senate candidate had selfishly transformed the subject of sexual misconduct into a story about himself.
“It’s unbelievable,” Trump told aides. “This Graham person comes along with a couple of allegations and suddenly everybody is talking about Graham. Sexual misconduct was my issue. I built that category.”
Trump reportedly became especially agitated after watching cable-news panels discuss whether allegations involving women should disqualify a political candidate.
“Since when?” Trump shouted at the television. “When did we start doing that?”
According to White House sources, Trump initially planned to attack Platner as a monster, predator and disgrace to public life. He abandoned the statement after aides explained that every sentence would automatically redirect viewers toward Trump’s own history.
“You cannot say ‘pattern of disturbing conduct,’” one adviser warned.
“Why not?”
“Because then the chyron changes.”
Trump attempted a second statement accusing Democrats of protecting powerful men, but aides again stopped him before he reached the words “secret files,” “wealthy friends” or “private island.”
The president finally settled on arguing that the Platner controversy was “much ado about nothing,” while simultaneously insisting that it represented the greatest moral collapse in American history.
“It’s nothing, but it’s also worse than Watergate,” Trump explained. “Exactly like Epstein. There is absolutely nothing in those files, which is why nobody should ever be allowed to see them.”
Trump then spent nearly forty minutes describing the documents that contain nothing.
“They have names, photographs, flight information and testimony, but nothing,” he said. “Very boring nothing. Millions of pages of nothing. Todd Blanche has personally reviewed the nothing, removed the most dangerous nothing and classified the remaining nothing for national security.”
The president appeared particularly offended that Platner had acquired national notoriety without first becoming a billionaire, television celebrity or owner of a teenage beauty pageant.
“He didn’t even put in the work,” Trump complained. “No private club. No modeling operation. No decades of creepy photographs. He skipped straight to the scandal.”
Trump also accused Platner of deliberately releasing his controversy to interfere with the administration’s successful effort to convince Americans that Jeffrey Epstein was merely an unusually sociable financier who happened to collect powerful men and underage girls like other people collect stamps.
“People were finally forgetting Epstein,” Trump said. “We had them focused on Iran, gas prices, the reflecting pool, Mitch McConnell possibly being alive and whatever the hell Pete Hegseth did yesterday. Then Graham comes along and reminds everyone that men can be accused of things.”
Trump reportedly demanded that the Justice Department investigate whether Platner’s scandal was designed to damage him personally.
“Follow the women,” Trump ordered. “Find out who sent them. Probably Obama.”
Attorney General Todd Blanche immediately announced that investigators had found no evidence connecting Platner’s accusers to Trump, which Trump described as “extremely suspicious.”
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt later clarified that Trump has always believed women deserve to be heard.
“President Trump strongly supports women speaking out,” Leavitt said, “provided they are speaking about Democrats.”
Asked whether that principle also applied to women who have accused Trump, Leavitt ended the briefing, turned off the lights and instructed reporters to stop politicizing women’s suffering.
By Thursday evening, Trump had regained control of the story by posting 47 consecutive messages about Platner, Epstein, Hillary Clinton, anonymous women, fake photographs, unfair juries and how nobody had been treated worse than Donald Trump.
The final post read:
“GRAHAM PLATNER SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR MAKING HIS SEX SCANDAL ALL ABOUT HIMSELF.”
“Isn’t anybody going to help that poor man?”
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How your heels don't match your purse.
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Interesting post from the perpetual rapist defender.
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OK, sure. So, what did you wear for this years Pervert Parade, Sphincty?
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Donald Trump mask
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Cool! Did you pair it with some frilly panties and garter belts or similar homosexual attire?
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I was told you had the lesbian trucker look trademarked and to choose something else, hence the Trump mask.
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I do like flannel shirts and think the Indigo Girls make good music, but I never marched in a Pervert Parade. Did your Trump Mask and green liederhosen go off well with the other deviants?
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Whatever the outcome, it should be an interesting election in Maine....Reggie!
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