Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[TheHaze]

Tried to teach a monkey to jerk him off and got mad and made monkey stew instead - - - - -

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Farts and proceeds to fake outrage to blame someone else

 

[Frood]

Is known to shove golf balls up his arse and roll in feathers and molasses when he gets drunk....

 

[Blurt]

Is known to suck golf balls out of Rancy's ass snd p'tui them at the nearest vaccinated person's forehead.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Was voted "more likely to get a cutaneous horn" in high school

 

[RAVEN]

Has massive protruding nipples

 

[Seamajor]

Misses being nursed

 

[RAVEN]

He can't figure out why he's got a blistery rash on his dick and refuses to attribute it to the glory hole he visits twice a week lol

 

[Seamajor]

Knows too well, it was yours

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Surfs naked

 

[TheHaze]

Eats left over food from other peoples plates in a restaurants -

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Puts a fresh turd on the car door handles on neighbors he doesn't like.

 

[TheHaze]

Eat's dried up cat shit for a treat after dinner -

 

[RAVEN]

His next door neighbor dislikes him so much, they put up a soundproof 40 foot privacy fence

 

[Breakfall]

Shaves her arsenal so that it can be licked frequently!

 

[RAVEN]

Can clap a rock and roll tune with his ass cheeks.

 

[X]

pulls hat's outta' rabbits

 

[TheHaze]

Eats stray cats and tells everybody it's rabbit -

 

[RAVEN]

The mouth on his avatar looks like him without his dentures..

 

[X]

is NOT racist
has a color TV

 

[LotusBud]

Is a born-again Christian and virgin.

 

[Breakfall]

Likes vegan food, despises Americana, and loves taking romantic walks along the beach. Colonics are a priority for her vivacious sexual prowess.

 

[LotusBud]

Likes vegan food, despises Americana, and loves taking romantic walks along the beach. Colonics are a priority for her vivacious sexual prowess.

Is a sexy thing.

 

[TheHaze]

Got fired from a Freak Show -

 

[RAVEN]

Is a cock muncher

 

[TheHaze]

Will strap on eight black dilldos for Holloween and be a octapussy - - - - -

 

[X]

will be her first victim

stretchy stretchy ..

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Gay as fuck

 

[X]

will repair your broken 'junk'

 

[RAVEN]

Had to have a summer sausage surgically removed from his ass.