Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[TheHaze]

im a veteran!

What mos ?

 

[X]

Paid Colonel Saunders to see his recipe for secret sauce

 

[Weeg]

Paid Colonel Saunders to see his recipe for secret sauce

Col Saunders? Who dat

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Carefully reads thread titles before posting

 

[Weeg]

Carefully reads thread titles before posting

Survived the mud slides in the favellas

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Saw his momma naked once

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Has a pet potbellied pig named Poarka.

 

[Lily]

Is one of Dove's deadbeat baby daddies.

 

[X]

Was bit by a wild penis ...

 

[mastersplither]

2nd cousin to Pennywise on their momma's side

 

[TheHaze]

Works at the bunny ranch changing sheets -

 

[RAVEN]

Likes to take a dump in public restrooms without flushing for the next guy.

 

[Weeg]

doesn't work very much

 

[The Scoundrel]

Weeg's Momma is a professional wetnurse to a swarm of African bees

 

[Weeg]

Momma is a shanker

 

[TheHaze]

Is a Mama Boy -

 

[realgrimm]

Eats random food he finds off the ground

 

[Blurt]

Once peed off the roof of the CN Tower.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Is a heterosexual choir boy

 

[realgrimm]

Uses Benwa balls to tighten his sphincter muscle

 

[Blurt]

Uses Scoundy's Benwa balls as whiskey rocks.

 

[realgrimm]

Boofs thru his colonoscopy bag

 

[RAVEN]

Can suck his own balls and does :/

 

[mastersplither]

Her enemies wake up with a horse head in their beds

 

[TheHaze]

Can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose -

 

[RAVEN]

Had to get a Zucchini and 2 carrots surgically removed from his asshole lol ...

 

[TheHaze]

Had to get a Zucchini and 2 carrots surgically removed from his asshole lol ...

You forgot the frig and bike- - - - -

 

[RAVEN]

Likes to grab them by the pussy and then claim Donald Trump made him do it.

 

[BadBrad]

^ Not actually a bird.

 

[TheHaze]

Sucks on potatoes -