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Aylana

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My name is Aylana and I am a therapist working with Blandscape. He has signed a release of information that allows us to share this information. The client is a 57 year old white male with worsening psychotic symptoms, illusions of grandeur, erectile dysfunction, constipation, oneirophrenia, and dissociative fugue states. Blandscape presents as sad looking, inattentive, disheveled, and looks unhappy. He has extremely bad body odor and numerous stains on his shirt and pants.

His thinking was ruminative and delusional. He reported numerous auditory hallucinations. His mood was highly combative and he had trouble sitting in his seat during our sessions. He showed a full range of bizarre behaviors including smelling his fingers and armpits, arguing with the walls, loud barking sounds followed by violent pelvic thrusting. His personal hygiene is very poor. He has no sense that his delusional thoughts are abnormal.

My working diagnosis is:
Delusional Disorder, persecutory type, multiple episodes, currently in acute episode
Schizophreniform Disorder
Schizoaffective Disorder, multiple episodes currently in acute episode
Chronic masturbation without achieving orgasm
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Following this assessment I would appreciate if you would monitor Blandscape closely for an imminent mental breakdown, if he is ass boxed, I will help monitor him and provide additional medication.
 

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My name is Aylana and I am a therapist working with Blandscape. He has signed a release of information that allows us to share this information. The client is a 57 year old white male with worsening psychotic symptoms, illusions of grandeur, erectile dysfunction, constipation, oneirophrenia, and dissociative fugue states. Blandscape presents as sad looking, inattentive, disheveled, and looks unhappy. He has extremely bad body odor and numerous stains on his shirt and pants.

His thinking was ruminative and delusional. He reported numerous auditory hallucinations. His mood was highly combative and he had trouble sitting in his seat during our sessions. He showed a full range of bizarre behaviors including smelling his fingers and armpits, arguing with the walls, loud barking sounds followed by violent pelvic thrusting. His personal hygiene is very poor. He has no sense that his delusional thoughts are abnormal.

My working diagnosis is:
Delusional Disorder, persecutory type, multiple episodes, currently in acute episode
Schizophreniform Disorder
Schizoaffective Disorder, multiple episodes currently in acute episode
Chronic masturbation without achieving orgasm
Tiny clown balls
Forum spammer

Following this assessment I would appreciate if you would monitor Blandscape closely for an imminent mental breakdown, if he is ass boxed, I will help monitor him and provide additional medication.
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My name is Aylana and I am a therapist working with Blandscape. He has signed a release of information that allows us to share this information. The client is a 57 year old white male with worsening psychotic symptoms, illusions of grandeur, erectile dysfunction, constipation, oneirophrenia, and dissociative fugue states. Blandscape presents as sad looking, inattentive, disheveled, and looks unhappy. He has extremely bad body odor and numerous stains on his shirt and pants.

His thinking was ruminative and delusional. He reported numerous auditory hallucinations. His mood was highly combative and he had trouble sitting in his seat during our sessions. He showed a full range of bizarre behaviors including smelling his fingers and armpits, arguing with the walls, loud barking sounds followed by violent pelvic thrusting. His personal hygiene is very poor. He has no sense that his delusional thoughts are abnormal.

My working diagnosis is:
Delusional Disorder, persecutory type, multiple episodes, currently in acute episode
Schizophreniform Disorder
Schizoaffective Disorder, multiple episodes currently in acute episode
Chronic masturbation without achieving orgasm
Tiny clown balls
Forum spammer

Following this assessment I would appreciate if you would monitor Blandscape closely for an imminent mental breakdown, if he is ass boxed, I will help monitor him and provide additional medication.
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This thread is awesome, and I am glad it was made. The well thought out arguments, rational discussion, and wealth of interesting and meaningful content made it a real pleasure to read.

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@Aylana, you're a therapist who has come to a troll board to seek help with your patient? You must live in a red state.
 
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Aylana

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@Aylana, you're a therapist who has come to a troll board to seek help with your patient? You must live in a red state.


Hello, Madam. I am employed at the Wallace and Gromit psychiatric hospital located in Scotland. All of our patients are provided with free mental health care.

We decided it was necessary to warn the proprietor of this website about our patient Blandscape's present mental status due to his inclination to publish his hallucination on discussion boards.

I hope this has answered your question.

Aylana
 

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@Aylana, you're a therapist who has come to a troll board to seek help with your patient? You must live in a red state.


Hello, Madam. I am employed at the Wallace and Gromit psychiatric hospital located in Scotland. All of our patients are provided with free mental health care.

We decided it was necessary to warn the proprietor of this website about our patient Blandscape's present mental status due to his inclination to publish his hallucination on discussion boards.

I hope this has answered your question.

Aylana

Oh, Wallace and Gromit. That explains all.
 

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@Aylana, you're a therapist who has come to a troll board to seek help with your patient? You must live in a red state.


Hello, Madam. I am employed at the Wallace and Gromit psychiatric hospital located in Scotland. All of our patients are provided with free mental health care.

We decided it was necessary to warn the proprietor of this website about our patient Blandscape's present mental status due to his inclination to publish his hallucination on discussion boards.

I hope this has answered your question.

Aylana
I'm not gonna lie, first sentence had me worried... I've only had a very nice message from a guest and I'd like to keep it that way... People are cruel so no doubt some fahget will do the anonymous betrayal, X piss
 

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You're not helping your case, Aylana; the Wallace and Gromit has a bad rep.

Things might be different if you worked at The True Scotsman Sanatorium and Grill.
 

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My name is Aylana and I am a therapist working with Blandscape. He has signed a release of information that allows us to share this information. The client is a 57 year old white male with worsening psychotic symptoms, illusions of grandeur, erectile dysfunction, constipation, oneirophrenia, and dissociative fugue states. Blandscape presents as sad looking, inattentive, disheveled, and looks unhappy. He has extremely bad body odor and numerous stains on his shirt and pants.

His thinking was ruminative and delusional. He reported numerous auditory hallucinations. His mood was highly combative and he had trouble sitting in his seat during our sessions. He showed a full range of bizarre behaviors including smelling his fingers and armpits, arguing with the walls, loud barking sounds followed by violent pelvic thrusting. His personal hygiene is very poor. He has no sense that his delusional thoughts are abnormal.

My working diagnosis is:
Delusional Disorder, persecutory type, multiple episodes, currently in acute episode
Schizophreniform Disorder
Schizoaffective Disorder, multiple episodes currently in acute episode
Chronic masturbation without achieving orgasm
Tiny clown balls
Forum spammer

Following this assessment I would appreciate if you would monitor Blandscape closely for an imminent mental breakdown, if he is ass boxed, I will help monitor him and provide additional medication.
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My name is Aylana and I am a therapist working with Blandscape. He has signed a release of information that allows us to share this information. The client is a 57 year old white male with worsening psychotic symptoms, illusions of grandeur, erectile dysfunction, constipation, oneirophrenia, and dissociative fugue states. Blandscape presents as sad looking, inattentive, disheveled, and looks unhappy. He has extremely bad body odor and numerous stains on his shirt and pants.

His thinking was ruminative and delusional. He reported numerous auditory hallucinations. His mood was highly combative and he had trouble sitting in his seat during our sessions. He showed a full range of bizarre behaviors including smelling his fingers and armpits, arguing with the walls, loud barking sounds followed by violent pelvic thrusting. His personal hygiene is very poor. He has no sense that his delusional thoughts are abnormal.

My working diagnosis is:
Delusional Disorder, persecutory type, multiple episodes, currently in acute episode
Schizophreniform Disorder
Schizoaffective Disorder, multiple episodes currently in acute episode
Chronic masturbation without achieving orgasm
Tiny clown balls
Forum spammer

Following this assessment I would appreciate if you would monitor Blandscape closely for an imminent mental breakdown, if he is ass boxed, I will help monitor him and provide additional medication.
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