Midnight Oils

[MrNiceGuy]

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Speds Are Boring

Out where Martini brays
George from Pizza Hut scoffs at Seamajor's cray cray
Adam Hitler does another sieg heil
At forty-five degrees

The Cuntess has come
A poster so foul
She sells her used underwear
Because she can't control her bowels

LotusBud's so dry
She tries humor in vain
Then Fredricka soaks her
They're doing watersports again


How can we hear
When Kirk is snoring
How can we laugh
When speds are boring

How can Dove dance
When she's wearing clothes
Is that the only meme
Larry Loungelizard knows

George from Pizza Hut has come
On Frood's face
I told him she has a penis
In the wrong place

Master Pu's vocaroos
Make Cuntess leak like a running loo
Adam incel wannabe sieg heils
At forty-five degrees

Adam ask X
If he's Ben Gay
Smells like ESAD's cock
They both agreed right away

No One is still here
George from Pizza Hut left him cock-smacked
But she's as bland as Blandscape
So no one is coming back

How can Alticus
Beg for more friends
How can The Prowler
Post his vette again

How can Cookie Monster
Find beuty touring
Among this dump site
When speds are boring


LotusBud tries
Humor in vain
Seamajor pos reps
With his smooth brain

George from Pizza Hut plays poker
As if we didn't know
She's lost more chips
Than a field full of buffalo

 

[Fredricka]

Nutter

 

[Adam Hitler]

Too ginger, did not read...

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Two illiterate, klan not reed...

 

[MrNiceGuy]

 

[Fredricka]

People round here are very unappreciative aren't they mng, you should make a much meaner one for all those that ignored your works

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

People round here are very unappreciative aren't they mng, you should make a much meaner one for all those that ignored your works

Don't encourage him.

I give him an "A" for effort, but the guy can't sing a tune to save his own life. Please, that would be more cruel than telling you MNG sucks at singing.

 

[Fredricka]

Don't encourage him.

I give him an "A" for effort, but the guy can't sing a tune to save his own life. Please, that would be more cruel than telling you MNG sucks at singing.

Ok, Simon Cowell, i guess it's a no from you but didn't think his voice was that bad

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Ok, Simon Cowell, i guess it's a no from you but didn't think his voice was that bad

Are you deaf?

 

[Fredricka]

Are you deaf?

Let's hear your singing voice, trill for us George from Pizza Hut

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Let's hear your singing voice, trill for us George from Pizza Hut

 

[Frood]

Don't encourage him.

I give him an "A" for effort, but the guy can't sing a tune to save his own life. Please, that would be more cruel than telling you MNG sucks at singing.

He's better than Peter Garrett... the original singer.

 

[Fredricka]

That's robot George from Pizza Hut, let's hear real George from Pizza Hut

 

[Frood]

That's robot George from Pizza Hut, let's hear real George from Pizza Hut

That's AI... probably Parrot.ai

 

[Fredricka]

That's AI... probably Parrot.ai

Same difference

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

He's better than Peter Garrett... the original singer.

You sure about that?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

That's robot George from Pizza Hut, let's hear real George from Pizza Hut

Oh, now it's a robot?

 

[Fredricka]

Oh, now it's a robot?

What is it then? There's something not real about it

 

[Frood]

What is it then? There's something not real about it

George from Pizza Hut’s real voice is pretty mundane.... just multiple ribbits and croakings.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

What is it then? There's something not real about it

And how many records have you produced, after first being a talent agent?

 

[Fredricka]

And how many records have you produced, after first being a talent agent?

Is it auto tune then?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

He's better than Peter Garrett... the original singer.

Aren't you aussie? Wow huge praise! Eat it @George from Pizza Hut !!!

I'm just a guy singing into his phone. I don't croon into a microphone and pay for a subscription like George from Pizza Hut to have a full studio & equalizer at my disposal just to make a goddamned parody that I really only make to laugh at myself more than anyone here. It's for laughs. Not contracts. Jesus. I thought that rather obvious.

And @George from Pizza Hut , I heard three of your voices so far and none of them sound the same. How many hoes you got living in that basket case of yours?

Wanna have a singing duel? Say the word, tramp. I'll put my lips all over your ass.





WORD !!!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

People round here are very unappreciative aren't they mng, you should make a much meaner one for all those that ignored your works

Below is better representation of my voice back when I had a desktop computer with mixing capabilities and a cheap ass mic. But still better than singing into a smart phone mic meant for talking into. I put the originals first... and then my parody afterwards.

Original..





My parody...

 

[MrNiceGuy]

People round here are very unappreciative aren't they mng, you should make a much meaner one for all those that ignored your works

Split my reply into two posts because only three media links allowed in one post even though I paid BF's internet bill all last year. Fucker.


And... original...




And... my parody...





Now, @Fredricka , please don't concern yourself about: Cardtrick, Feral & Veronica.




They all passed away peacefully in their sleep... as @George from Pizza Hut
pressed a MyPillow® into their faces. It was @George from Pizza Hut 's preferred method of serial killing.


@George from Pizza Hut tried to choke me to death with her massive penis one time at band camp but luckily I have a big mouth. True story!

 

[Fredricka]

I'll listen when I have more time. Feral should be here really

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I'll listen when I have more time. Feral should be here really

Funny story about Feral is that it was Feral's mom posting but using her daughter's pic for the avatar. So if kid Feral was 28 then she'd be 46 now and if Feral's mom the actual poster was 50 then she'd be 76 now.

You remind me of Cardtrick. Good flamer. I didn't have any particular female in mind when I made the Delilah parody so I threw Cardy in there because she is top notch. And when I asked her what she thought of it?.... She said she didn't see it. Classic.

 

[Frood]

Funny story about Feral is that it was Feral's mom posting but using her daughter's pic for the avatar. So if kid Feral was 28 then she'd be 46 now and if Feral's mom the actual poster was 50 then she'd be 76 now.

You remind me of Cardtrick. Good flamer. I didn't have any particular female in mind when I made the Delilah parody so I threw Cardy in there because she is top notch. And when I asked her what she thought of it?.... She said she didn't see it. Classic.

Cardy was a bloke.

That's why Cardy was witty and funny.

 

[Fredricka]

Funny story about Feral is that it was Feral's mom posting but using her daughter's pic for the avatar. So if kid Feral was 28 then she'd be 46 now and if Feral's mom the actual poster was 50 then she'd be 76 now.

You remind me of Cardtrick. Good flamer. I didn't have any particular female in mind when I made the Delilah parody so I threw Cardy in there because she is top notch. And when I asked her what she thought of it?.... She said she didn't see it. Classic.

I thought the feral mum was mid 40s about 10 years ago
Lets ignore frood