Might as well rename Meltdown

[Master]

Here comes that melty.

Im serving up platters

 

[Dove]

When you click on this forum they need to make this the theme music

How about you don't click on this forum and go and get a driving license, oh the embarrassment of a 20yo teaching a 55yo how to drive... You should keep the L plates on, to replicate all the L's you've been holding all your life lmao...

Da fuck do I need a drivers license for when there’s Uber, you stupid, talking hemorrhoid?

Get new material. If you need some just ask, you regurgitating, donkey punched, can’t play CoD without hacks like a petty, bitch made plug.

Worry more about this forum being named after a gay bar from all the useless drivel that’s posted, yeah? Cuz last time I checked the estrogen levels outside of the synthetic shit you clowns chump pump into this toilet are low.

Your lucky I’m here for a drive by.

(honks horn)

Sooo much seethe from the little guy, you talk about new material when you've been punting the same lines ever since I've had the missfortune of seeing your dung...

You'd love me to get new material wouldn't you, you're basically asking me to stop mentioning the fact you cannot drive at 55 hahaha!!!

Imagine having the nerve to say you had a 9 K/D on COD multiplayer, specifically SnD when Faze and Optic members have around 2!! hahahahahaha your heads gone low rider, GONE! Are you purposly forgetting the part where I said the hack package came with a 6.5 K/D? Of course you are you complete muppet! :facepalm:

Captain Boot Polish is the best COD player in the world folks, by an INCREDIBLE amount too!!! What a guy he is eh!!!

Lol @ seething

Learn the definition because the flotsam floating around has been said so many times it’s like a broken record of uninteresting drivel, you mush mouthed flatliner.

I’m the crema suprimo in this community, you walking punchline. And if I say your shit stanks, it does.

As for your bought CoD account with a 6.5 K/D, I can do the prove thing and stream where I’m ranked, which is currently 168th in the world in durr hurr multi to your chump ass FaZe and Optic members who ain’t shit. You need bots to be good.

No…. You srsly posted you need bots to be good at a video game. Not good enough? Sort of why your forum was rechristened after an iconic movie scene?

You've been up all fuckin night Tuesday through Wednesday ya seething pile of dirt... TL~DR

Have I? Cuz last time I checked I just woke up, you assuming human skid mark.

Your not good at this shit. Either be a speed bump or a punching bag. Your choice.

You keep saying "You're not good at this" "punching bag" as if you've dealt heavy blows ffs you're a fuckin lightweight on here and IRL!! I'll tell the COD hack thing ONE more time because it seems I need to repeat myself a few times so your burger-flipping brain can absorb the fuckin information...

The hack was bought on my 2nd account about a month after BOPS2 came out, I wanted to see all the badges, awards, animated profiles etc and getting all the guns diamond before I started grinding, which I did and got most of the shit anyway... I'm a solid COD player, play nothing but HC SnD, always have! I'd love to see YOU get all snipers diamond playing HC search only you little fuckn tinker! I cannot believe you have the gall to say you're a better player than pros, REALLY shows how much your brain is GONE, delusions of grandeur on a massive scale!

Look at the state of you you little turd taster!

LOOK!!!! bahahahahahahahaa!!!!! BOOT POLISH FFS AAAAWWWW WIT MAN!

Oh and then there's this small cock pic that you passed off as your own! OMFG maaaaaaaannnn!!!! MEGA FACEPALM!!!

Hahahahahaha you picked a small one that's bigger than yours to make it more realistic, did you not even think about the fact that she'd see your real button mushroom? NO fuckin wonder you work in fast food! :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

Oh dear…

Old news.

Why would you post my phone number tho?

Yet, it's not your phone number maggot cock! hahahahahahahahaha You're a fuckin FAILURE!!!! Now you're trying to say that's your phone number in a feeble attempt to get heat on me!

"pros ain't shit"?????????????????????????????? Are you kidding me??? You really are one fucked up fuck up!!

Yes, it’s my phone number. You are stupid for posting a members phone number.

Here’s problem number two- that could get DovZo in a lot of trouble. Not you, her.

No it couldnt.

Stop with the boot licking bullshit like you are gonna get other adults "in trouble" or claiming dumb bullshit can get people in "a lot of trouble".

Even if that was your number, you gave it out yourself and.....absolutely no one cares about some random weirdos phone number.

Yeah, it could.

Sorry, stupid, that’s revenge porn. Wasn’t that what you would threaten yours truly with when I didn’t even bother to save any of your nasty ass pics?

Whoops

See, stupid, you used to bleat on about how you went to lawyers and all that shit, well, I was waiting for that pic to come out.

What kind of unstable ass woman gives dick pics to other men? (Giggles)

Except the fact it's not your dick. It was posted willingly on another website and pretty much everyone here can image search it.

Derpa derp WOOPS.

You are so pathetic. Always looking for ways and distorting truth to get someone "in trouble". One of these days you are gonna reeeaalllyy fuck yourself in your petty endeavors.

Well, I really don’t think the cops are gonna ask me to pull my pants down to prove it, huh.

I can picture it now, the cops getting on their walk-in talkies “we have an apb on a suspicious penis. All hands needed”.

Ouch.

Yeah that's another problem, isnt it?

Go ahead and go to the police and tell them I spread your dick pic. I'm sure theyll bust in my house with a warrant swat style and I'll get the book thrown at me. LOTS of trouble.

Proof and evidence be damned! Bahahahaha.

Shall we reverse image search it right here? Not that anyone doubts you are a vindictive liar.

 

[Dove]

Poof always yells "melty" whenever he gets his face rubbed in his own shit.

He threatens to get boards reported, threatens to get people in "a lot of trouble wah" and when his dumb ass gets laughed at he cries "melty".

So repetitive. Lol.

 

[Master]

Uh oh….

sumbdy taking the forums a little too srsly….

 

[Dove]

I really hope that wasn’t your dick. It was not cute lol

It's not and I'll tell you this.

THATS what he chose to impress me with. Just think about that.

 

[Kirk]

More proof once again I’m still the biggest name in this community.

This place don’t pop unless I’m squeezing the zit.

Carry on my wayward sons

I always LOL when you mention the "community"

 

[Dove]

Uh oh….

sumbdy taking the forums a little too srsly….

Yeah this constant threatening people with "a lot of trouble" and twitter mobs and revenge porn is taking it a bit seriously.

Glad you noticed.

 

[Master]

More proof once again I’m still the biggest name in this community.

This place don’t pop unless I’m squeezing the zit.

Carry on my wayward sons

I always LOL when you mention the "community"

Yeah I know.

Nuthouse is more like it.

The good thing is I like busting nuts.

Heyyyyooooo

 

[Master]

Uh oh….

sumbdy taking the forums a little too srsly….

Yeah this constant threatening people with "a lot of trouble" and twitter mobs and revenge porn is taking it a bit seriously.

Glad you noticed.

No yuo, says the gentleman with working kidneys.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

@Biggie Smiles - hook a bitch up with your chicken Parmesan recipe

Do you have a can of San Marzano peeled tomatoes?

no. Shoot me the ingredient list

Sent

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I like busting nuts.

Didn't know you was into the ghey bro

admin will be pleased

 

[realgrimm]

So where are all the cocks? Isnt this thread about cocks

 

[Dove]

Uh oh….

sumbdy taking the forums a little too srsly….

Yeah this constant threatening people with "a lot of trouble" and twitter mobs and revenge porn is taking it a bit seriously.

Glad you noticed.

No yuo, says the gentleman with working kidneys.

And the congestive heart disease that hasnt been diagnosed yet due to lack of insurance and laziness.

 

[Kirk]

doesn't benzo have a twitter mob and once went to flynn and took out a "forum hit" on Dovey because dovey slapped Benzo so hard that his dentures went flying out of his mouth and landed in the adjoining state

 

[Biggie Smiles]

More proof once again I’m still the biggest name in this community.

This place don’t pop unless I’m squeezing the zit.

Carry on my wayward sons

When you get 20 trophy threads a week from your butthurt minions and bands of snowflakes crying to the owners about you like I do give me a shout

until then

it's a bus ride to nowherevillie for you

How many times have you reported me bald n Chubbytard? How many homogay call out threads have you made on my behalf?.....a big part of your problem is you actually believe your own bullshit.


Let me drive this epic troll home with a laff emoji!

Tissue or do you just need a moment alone to marinate in your own tears?

 

[Dove]

I wonder if poof is gonna be searching government websites for my medical records now.

 

[Master]

doesn't benzo have a twitter mob and once went to flynn and took out a "forum hit" on Dovey because dovey slapped Benzo so hard that his dentures went flying out of his mouth and landed in the adjoining state

The only “mob” DumbZo has are the dead ppl he talks to on a regular basis along with the voices in his hollowed out head.

If by mob you mean tranny gifs, then watch out

 

[Blandscape]

New name - The Blue Oyster

All you bastards talk about is dick and faggotry. It’s like you all have suppressed homo-ism and are just dying to unleash it.

Some of us are heterosexual and would rather discuss other things NOT cock-related. I think you all wanna fuck each other. Ewww

If you are as hetro as you claim, and a female, surely you consider all things cock related, whether it be in a barnyard, or swallowing spunk behind a roadside diner while considering that a romantic interlude... and a possible reason for just ordering the lemon water and Caesar salad?

 

[Blandscape]

Ye shid get yer protein on tap Flea.

 

[Blandscape]

Now whit's diss about Dovey going all lovey dovey on KM again. Haven't read the whole thread, but I am almost convinced it might be worth reading.

 

[Dove]

Ye shid get yer protein on tap Flea.

Leave her alone. Shes married. She doesnt want to discuss cock with any of you fruitards.

Go gum a scrotum.

 

[Master]

Uh oh….

sumbdy taking the forums a little too srsly….

Yeah this constant threatening people with "a lot of trouble" and twitter mobs and revenge porn is taking it a bit seriously.

Glad you noticed.

No yuo, says the gentleman with working kidneys.

And the congestive heart disease that hasnt been diagnosed yet due to lack of insurance and laziness.

No you, says the gentleman who doesn’t have body parts hating on them from the inside.

What are the odds your farts smell like decomposing animals? Or when you walk into a room the stench of death follows you like opening the door on a new car in a showroom?

Just wait, soon you will see DovZos dying Kidney on a milk carton with a “Have you seen me?” Header with “collects marbles “ under known hobby,

 

[Blandscape]

Ye shid get yer protein on tap Flea.

Leave her alone. Shes married. She doesnt want to discuss cock with any of you fruitards.

Go gum a scrotum.

Then why bring it up them, excuse the pun!

 

[Master]

Now whit's diss about Dovey going all lovey dovey on KM again. Haven't read the whole thread, but I am almost convinced it might be worth reading.

Plz no

That’s a fucking saddlebag

 

[Blandscape]

I like when KM is funny, it mutes his audience while transgressing their common sense, like a combine harvester harvesting a window box.

 

[Dove]

Uh oh….

sumbdy taking the forums a little too srsly….

Yeah this constant threatening people with "a lot of trouble" and twitter mobs and revenge porn is taking it a bit seriously.

Glad you noticed.

No yuo, says the gentleman with working kidneys.

And the congestive heart disease that hasnt been diagnosed yet due to lack of insurance and laziness.

No you, says the gentleman who doesn’t have body parts hating on them from the inside.

What are the odds your farts smell like decomposing animals? Or when you walk into a room the stench of death follows you like opening the door on a new car in a showroom?

Just wait, soon you will see DovZos dying Kidney on a milk carton with a “Have you seen me?” Header with “collects marbles “ under known hobby,

You wanna try that again without a few gallons on semen on your brain?

It started off bad......and ended worse lol.

Did you take a hit to the noggin recently?

 

[Dove]

Ye shid get yer protein on tap Flea.

Leave her alone. Shes married. She doesnt want to discuss cock with any of you fruitards.

Go gum a scrotum.

Then why bring it up them, excuse the pun!

She said she DIDNT want to discuss cock. Not here.

 

[The Prowler]

She said she DIDNT want to discuss cock. Not here.

That means she does want to discuss cock.

flea Logic 101

 

[Blandscape]

Now whit's diss about Dovey going all lovey dovey on KM again. Haven't read the whole thread, but I am almost convinced it might be worth reading.

Plz no

That’s a fucking saddlebag

Have you been watching 1883 wiff Sam Elliot?

Top show...tell me, she is liver shot, dae ye fink she will die, like Dovey on the open plain of her own despair?

 

[Blandscape]

Ye shid get yer protein on tap Flea.

Leave her alone. Shes married. She doesnt want to discuss cock with any of you fruitards.

Go gum a scrotum.

Then why bring it up them, excuse the pun!

She said she DIDNT want to discuss cock. Not here.

But here we are...simply discussing how she cannot even get right what she wanted to discuss in da last place.