Might as well rename Meltdown

[The Prowler]

That’s what all little leagues pay umpires.

This drip wants ppl to think being a umpire is some important job. It’s not.

He sort of dodged the question why he wants to be around little kids when he doesn’t have children.

That is not what umpires get paid around here. I just looked at a pay schedule for an association around here. The lowest pay is $20 for bases for Rookie Ball House League (which is the game for little kids where they use a pitching machine), and the highest is $70 for plate for "Elite Midget" which is a high-level u18 league.

Adult baseball and Junior baseball pays more.

I started umping as a 15 year old (it might have been 14....I forget if I started umping baseball first which would have been 14, or refereeing hockey first which would have been 15) for a part time job. I forget what I got paid for umping back then, but I remember the lowest pay for hockey games was $3.40 for an hour game and you would normally get a shift of three. When you did Bantam house league games, it went up to $5.10 per hour.

I just never gave up umping or reffing. I died take a few years off during university, but I always planned to continue.

There is not enough adult baseball around to keep umpires busy, so most senior level umpires like myself also umpire leagues for 15-18 year olds. Also, experienced umpires are needed for the higher level teenager players.

You would know this if you really played competitive baseball in your teens.

There is a lot of adult hockey in Canada, though, so I only referee adult hockey. We get paid by the hour and the lowest we get paid is $31 per hour.

As far as umpiring being an important job, it is important as far as whatever the level of importance the baseball is. A bad umpire can ruin a game. I take it very seriously when I am on the field because I know the game is very important to a lot of the people there. As a player, I can tell you that playing baseball is one of the most enjoyable things I have ever done.

It is different around here than it is in the USA, though. I have been invited to umpire in Cooperstown World Series tournaments and I know a lot of umpires from around here who have done those tournaments and they tell me that it seems the umpires in the USA are abused a lot more in the younger age baseball, so most places in the States are starving for experienced umpires because most of them get frustrated and quit before they get good. I was told that the coaches at those tournaments seem to try to intimidate the umpires and it seems like they are used to getting away with it. We go by baseball rules, so shit like arguing balls and strikes or any other judgement call is not tolerated. One warning and then you are watching the game from the parking lot.

 

[The Prowler]

My 2nd cousin played against Daryl Strawberry in HS.

Oh fuck, now that is funny!!!!!!

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Baseball is as American as apple pie… while you try to sell us on the logistics of umpiring in hockeyland…. I’m supposed to believe you’re involved in baseball/umpiring after a comment like this??!??

Daryl Strawberry was born and raised in Southern California. He played for Crenshaw high school and Ive been listening to my family describe what it was like watching him play, including my grandfather and great uncles, since childhood. This cousin I mentioned also played minor league ball for the expos and the giants. To me playing against Daryl before the drugs is the more impressive accomplishment tbh.

But you can continue to impede on two players having a conversation revolving around their love of the game. Your blatant asshole demeanor is further proving my theory that you are full of shit… or liquor.. which I’ll go with both based on the lame vibes of your posts.

"My 2nd cousin played against Daryl Strawberry in HS."

"To me playing against Daryl before the drugs is the more impressive accomplishment tbh."

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

And I struck out Rob Ducey the year before he played 34 games for the Toronto Blue Jays to start his 13 year MLB career.

It is funny because a guy on my team works for the Toronto Blue Jays and he sees Rob Ducey every once in a while and I always ask him to ask Ducey if that strikeout still haunts him. (as if he would remember)

Yeah, I know Rob Ducey is far from Darryl Strawberry, but "I played against so-and-so" is really fuckin' lame. That you do not realize this is funny.

I boxed in the same club as Lennox Lewis. I actually boxed there for a year or two before he started. I played on the same football team as him in high school. I am on a first-name basis with The Undisputed World Heavy Boxing Champion.

I played against a bunch of future NHLers in hockey over the years when I was younger. And some ex-NHLers now that I am older.

So fuckin' what?!?!?!?

What is even lamer about your Strawberry story is that it was not even you! Your 2nd cousin!!!!?!?!

I should not make fun of you, but it is kinda pathetic how out-of-touch you are.

 

[X]

 

[realgrimm]

How am I making it up if TWO OTHER PEOPLE confirm the stories YOU told at CO?

Well, it was busy there at times and ppl were making up shit all the time about each other. I could probably fine TWO OTHER PEOPLE to "confirm" just about anything I wanted to make up using SOME elements of an actual meltdown, if I coached them a little.

No one asked you. MYOB

You are a mess. Soon, when your boys grew pubic hairs on their boi meats, they will know that their mom is a mental train wrack. Xanax is not good Flea.

It messes with your brain and its nerve wiring. Yiu fucked up swine.

Hope Gonzo and Alonzo can help you.

absolultely wholeheatedly hates cock, resents it even, smug look at our weeping eye..

cold hearted , my head weeps lonely tears..

 

[realgrimm]

cock disgust is never a positive quality for the single females, like the run of the mill sea hag with its lustie betrayments used full on as mating tools adminstered to lure and capture wayward prey .. only to later show their misguided failure as a concubine with hang ups..



revolting

 

[realgrimm]

reeks of Daddy Issues if you ask me.. I know no one asked, but I swear your dad would approve

 

[The Prowler]

flea is even more fucked-up than I thought.

 

[realgrimm]

flea is even more fucked-up than I thought.

Do you think her hated of the penis stems from men using it as a weapon against her?..Could that be why she keeps altering her body , to try to bring up her self worth?

 

[realgrimm]

I can only imagine, her poor tulip like a worn out catchers mit.. thats sad

 

[The Prowler]

Do you think her hated of the penis stems from men using it as a weapon against her?

Honestly, that is part of the reason I take it easy on her. It is actually pretty sad that she did not get protection when she needed it.

That is the part of this trolling/flaming stuff I do not like to think about. Some of these people are pretty messed-up.

I could actually help them to improve their situation, but they usually show no humility or decency. I would rather help people who are strong enough and honest enough to ask for help.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Flea has daddy issues. 100 percent.

Do you think she dreams of her 27 yo boi to fuck her too? Is her insanity going that far?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Do you think her hated of the penis stems from men using it as a weapon against her?

Honestly, that is part of the reason I take it easy on her. It is actually pretty sad that she did not get protection when she needed it.

That is the part of this trolling/flaming stuff I do not like to think about. Some of these people are pretty messed-up.

I could actually help them to improve their situation, but they usually show no humility or decency. I would rather help people who are strong enough and honest enough to ask for help.

100 percent

 

[UncleDiLF]

LoL @ cock disgust.

 

[realgrimm]

LoL @ cock disgust.

 

[X]

Flea has daddy issues. 100 percent.

Do you think she dreams of her 27 yo boi to fuck her too? Is her insanity going that far?

You fuck your Mom ??
Is she an afrikan dood ??

 

[Breakfall]

New name - The Blue Oyster

All you bastards talk about is dick and faggotry. It’s like you all have suppressed homo-ism and are just dying to unleash it.

Some of us are heterosexual and would rather discuss other things NOT cock-related. I think you all wanna fuck each other. Ewww

Secretly (if I was single) I would have you sit on my face hard, giving me the glazed-effect, and then submit me by stepping on my ballz in those The Devil Wears Prada stilettos. Pissing in my mouth would be purely optional, depending on how the mood takes us…

 

[X]

Do you think her hated of the penis stems from men using it as a weapon against her?

Honestly, that is part of the reason I take it easy on her. It is actually pretty sad that she did not get protection when she needed it.

That is the part of this trolling/flaming stuff I do not like to think about. Some of these people are pretty messed-up.

I could actually help them to improve their situation, but they usually show no humility or decency. I would rather help people who are strong enough and honest enough to ask for help.

 

[UncleDiLF]

New name - The Blue Oyster

All you bastards talk about is dick and faggotry. It’s like you all have suppressed homo-ism and are just dying to unleash it.

Some of us are heterosexual and would rather discuss other things NOT cock-related. I think you all wanna fuck each other. Ewww

Secretly (if I was single) I would have you sit on my face hard, giving me the glazed-effect, and then submit me by stepping on my ballz in those The Devil Wears Prada stilettos. Pissing in my mouth would be purely optional, depending on how the mood takes us…

What a beta cuck you. Have become. Sick fag

 

[The Cuntess]

Flea has daddy issues. 100 percent.

Do you think she dreams of her 27 yo boi to fuck her too? Is her insanity going that far?

You make absolutely zero sense. How does having daddy issues equate to a revolting thought of fucking one’s child?Do you even read what you type?

 

[The Cuntess]

cock disgust is never a positive quality for the single females, like the run of the mill sea hag with its lustie betrayments used full on as mating tools adminstered to lure and capture wayward prey .. only to later show their misguided failure as a concubine with hang ups..



revolting

Why are you ignoring the whole point of my OP? Is it because you like gay porn as well?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Flea has daddy issues. 100 percent.

Do you think she dreams of her 27 yo boi to fuck her too? Is her insanity going that far?

You make absolutely zero sense. How does having daddy issues equate to a revolting thought of fucking one’s child?Do you even read what you type?

I heard yiu dream of taboo stuff. Don't deny it. Your boi is in his prime. Great skin, hair, abs and strong meAT.

I bet yiu dream of that. Don't deny it. Many porn on that. Don't act innocent flea.

You need meAT

 

[X]

Flea has daddy issues. 100 percent.

Do you think she dreams of her 27 yo boi to fuck her too? Is her insanity going that far?

You make absolutely zero sense. How does having daddy issues equate to a revolting thought of fucking one’s child?Do you even read what you type?

I heard yiu dream of taboo stuff. Don't deny it. Your boi is in his prime. Great skin, hair, abs and strong meAT.

I bet yiu dream of that. Don't deny it. Many porn on that. Don't act innocent flea.

You need meAT

Does your mom swallow ??

 

[The Cuntess]

Flea has daddy issues. 100 percent.

Do you think she dreams of her 27 yo boi to fuck her too? Is her insanity going that far?

You make absolutely zero sense. How does having daddy issues equate to a revolting thought of fucking one’s child?Do you even read what you type?

I heard yiu dream of taboo stuff. Don't deny it. Your boi is in his prime. Great skin, hair, abs and strong meAT.

I bet yiu dream of that. Don't deny it. Many porn on that. Don't act innocent flea.

You need meAT

You are seriously disturbed. Incest may be normal in your neck of the woods, not mine tho. Weirdo

 

[X]

Flea has daddy issues. 100 percent.

Do you think she dreams of her 27 yo boi to fuck her too? Is her insanity going that far?

You make absolutely zero sense. How does having daddy issues equate to a revolting thought of fucking one’s child?Do you even read what you type?

I heard yiu dream of taboo stuff. Don't deny it. Your boi is in his prime. Great skin, hair, abs and strong meAT.

I bet yiu dream of that. Don't deny it. Many porn on that. Don't act innocent flea.

You need meAT

You are seriously disturbed. Incest may be normal in your neck of the woods, not mine tho. Weirdo

ha ha he's a fatherfucker

 

[The Cuntess]

Flea has daddy issues. 100 percent.

Do you think she dreams of her 27 yo boi to fuck her too? Is her insanity going that far?

You make absolutely zero sense. How does having daddy issues equate to a revolting thought of fucking one’s child?Do you even read what you type?

I heard yiu dream of taboo stuff. Don't deny it. Your boi is in his prime. Great skin, hair, abs and strong meAT.

I bet yiu dream of that. Don't deny it. Many porn on that. Don't act innocent flea.

You need meAT

You are seriously disturbed. Incest may be normal in your neck of the woods, not mine tho. Weirdo

ha ha he's a fatherfucker

I know, right?

 

[X]

I think he broke his knackwurst on that dood LOLOLOLOL

 

[UncleDiLF]

Flea has daddy issues. 100 percent.

Do you think she dreams of her 27 yo boi to fuck her too? Is her insanity going that far?

You make absolutely zero sense. How does having daddy issues equate to a revolting thought of fucking one’s child?Do you even read what you type?

I heard yiu dream of taboo stuff. Don't deny it. Your boi is in his prime. Great skin, hair, abs and strong meAT.

I bet yiu dream of that. Don't deny it. Many porn on that. Don't act innocent flea.

You need meAT

You are seriously disturbed. Incest may be normal in your neck of the woods, not mine tho. Weirdo

So you considered that?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Flea has daddy issues. 100 percent.

Do you think she dreams of her 27 yo boi to fuck her too? Is her insanity going that far?

You make absolutely zero sense. How does having daddy issues equate to a revolting thought of fucking one’s child?Do you even read what you type?

I heard yiu dream of taboo stuff. Don't deny it. Your boi is in his prime. Great skin, hair, abs and strong meAT.

I bet yiu dream of that. Don't deny it. Many porn on that. Don't act innocent flea.

You need meAT

You are seriously disturbed. Incest may be normal in your neck of the woods, not mine tho. Weirdo

ha ha he's a fatherfucker

Was that necessary? Really, I thought Nipple is low. But this? Fuck you big time , X.

This forum is no fun anymore. Motherfuckers

 

[X]

Flea has daddy issues. 100 percent.

Do you think she dreams of her 27 yo boi to fuck her too? Is her insanity going that far?

You make absolutely zero sense. How does having daddy issues equate to a revolting thought of fucking one’s child?Do you even read what you type?

I heard yiu dream of taboo stuff. Don't deny it. Your boi is in his prime. Great skin, hair, abs and strong meAT.

I bet yiu dream of that. Don't deny it. Many porn on that. Don't act innocent flea.

You need meAT

You are seriously disturbed. Incest may be normal in your neck of the woods, not mine tho. Weirdo

ha ha he's a fatherfucker

Was that necessary? Really, I thought Nipple is low. But this? Fuck you big time , X.

This forum is no fun anymore. Motherfuckers

:Crisco:

 

[The Cuntess]

Flea has daddy issues. 100 percent.

Do you think she dreams of her 27 yo boi to fuck her too? Is her insanity going that far?

You make absolutely zero sense. How does having daddy issues equate to a revolting thought of fucking one’s child?Do you even read what you type?

I heard yiu dream of taboo stuff. Don't deny it. Your boi is in his prime. Great skin, hair, abs and strong meAT.

I bet yiu dream of that. Don't deny it. Many porn on that. Don't act innocent flea.

You need meAT

You are seriously disturbed. Incest may be normal in your neck of the woods, not mine tho. Weirdo

So you considered that?

Absolutely not. Father fucker