When you click on this forum they need to make this the theme music
How about you don't click on this forum and go and get a driving license, oh the embarrassment of a 20yo teaching a 55yo how to drive...

You should keep the L plates on, to replicate all the L's you've been holding all your life lmao...
Da fuck do I need a drivers license for when there’s Uber, you stupid, talking hemorrhoid?
Get new material. If you need some just ask, you regurgitating, donkey punched, can’t play CoD without hacks like a petty, bitch made plug.
Worry more about this forum being named after a gay bar from all the useless drivel that’s posted, yeah? Cuz last time I checked the estrogen levels outside of the synthetic shit you clowns chump pump into this toilet are low.
Your lucky I’m here for a drive by.
(honks horn)
Sooo much seethe from the little guy, you talk about new material when you've been punting the same lines ever since I've had the missfortune of seeing your dung...
You'd love me to get new material wouldn't you, you're basically asking me to stop mentioning the fact you cannot drive at 55 hahaha!!!
Imagine having the nerve to say you had a 9 K/D on COD multiplayer, specifically SnD when Faze and Optic members have around 2!! hahahahahaha your heads gone low rider, GONE!

Are you purposly forgetting the part where I said the hack package came with a 6.5 K/D? Of course you are you complete muppet! :facepalm:
Captain Boot Polish is the best COD player in the world folks, by an INCREDIBLE amount too!!! What a guy he is eh!!!
Lol @ seething
Learn the definition because the flotsam floating around has been said so many times it’s like a broken record of uninteresting drivel, you mush mouthed flatliner.
I’m the crema suprimo in this community, you walking punchline. And if I say your shit stanks, it does.
As for your bought CoD account with a 6.5 K/D, I can do the prove thing and stream where I’m ranked, which is currently 168th in the world in durr hurr multi to your chump ass FaZe and Optic members who ain’t shit. You need bots to be good.
No…. You srsly posted you need bots to be good at a video game. Not good enough? Sort of why your forum was rechristened after an iconic movie scene?
You've been up all fuckin night Tuesday through Wednesday ya seething pile of dirt... TL~DR
Have I? Cuz last time I checked I just woke up, you assuming human skid mark.
Your not good at this shit. Either be a speed bump or a punching bag. Your choice.
You keep saying "You're not good at this" "punching bag" as if you've dealt heavy blows ffs you're a fuckin lightweight on here and IRL!! I'll tell the COD hack thing ONE more time because it seems I need to repeat myself a few times so your burger-flipping brain can absorb the fuckin information...
The hack was bought on my 2nd account about a month after BOPS2 came out, I wanted to see all the badges, awards, animated profiles etc and getting all the guns diamond before I started grinding, which I did and got most of the shit anyway... I'm a solid COD player, play nothing but HC SnD, always have! I'd love to see YOU get all snipers diamond playing HC search only you little fuckn tinker! I cannot believe you have the gall to say you're a better player than pros, REALLY shows how much your brain is GONE, delusions of grandeur on a massive scale!
Look at the state of you you little turd taster!
LOOK!!!! bahahahahahahahaa!!!!! BOOT POLISH FFS AAAAWWWW WIT MAN!
Oh and then there's this small cock pic that you passed off as your own! OMFG maaaaaaaannnn!!!! MEGA FACEPALM!!!
Hahahahahaha you picked a small one that's bigger than yours to make it more realistic, did you not even think about the fact that she'd see your real button mushroom? NO fuckin wonder you work in fast food! :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: