Monday morning haiku

[Garraty_47]

Coffee coffee *slurp*

Coffee coffee coffee *slurp*

Coffee coffee Ahhh.

 

[Jack]

Choke me she cries out

A moan, a groan, her back arcs

Face pressed against glass

 

[Garraty_47]

Choke me she cries out

A moan, a groan, her back arcs

Face pressed against glass

...and you have the minerals to complain when someone calls you a perv?

 

[Jack]

...and you have the minerals to complain when someone calls you a perv?

when have I ever complained or said one word about it? Answer: never. Say what you want, it's water off the back. As in I don't gaf.

and...are you actually telling me how to post?

Here's another one for you then.

The dress was too short

He told her it was just fine

Then kept dropping things

 

[Jack]

Aggressive fucking

The bookcase fell on them both

Shakespeare would be proud

 

[Garraty_47]

Here's another one for you then.

**plonk**

 

[Jack]

Grasp one pigtail firm

Her head pulled hard to one side

She bit on her lip

 

[Niger Lover]

 

[Jack]

I love batting fourth.

 

[Niger Lover]

I love batting fourth.

And I love watching.

 

[Jack]

And I love watching.

Now you know why they call it "cleanup".

 

[Lily]

This thread started out well, then ...

 

[Garraty_47]

This thread started out well, then ...

Meh.
It's not a total loss...

...my Ignore list got a tasty hors d'oeuvre.

 

[Lily]

Meh.
It's not a total loss...

...my Ignore list got a tasty hors d'oeuvre.

A lot of women really want to get away from what men think about 24/7.

 

[Garraty_47]

A lot of women really want to get away from what men think about 24/7.

 

[Lily]

It's not that women don't. It's more like "you got anything else up there, buddy?"

 

[Garraty_47]

It's not that women don't. It's more like "you got anything else up there, buddy?"

 

[Seamajor]

Coffee coffee *slurp*

Coffee coffee coffee *slurp*

Coffee coffee Ahhh.

How many Marlboros goes with the coffee? I hate that smell.

 

[Seamajor]

Weird? Where’s the I need a smoke brain section?

 

[Seamajor]

For some of us, it’s the only chance for pussy.

 

[The Cuntess]

Coffee coffee *slurp*

Coffee coffee coffee *slurp*

Coffee coffee Ahhh.

Careful there, Vit. You might get assboxed for telling us you’re drinking coffee

 

[Seamajor]

Howz that work Amiga?

 

[Blandscape]

Coffee coffee *slurp*

Coffee coffee coffee *slurp*

Coffee coffee Ahhh.

Well done, your country in chaos, and you still manage to make your own morning joe.

Ahhh!

 

[Garraty_47]

Careful there, Vit. You might get assboxed for telling us you’re drinking coffee

I ain't skeered.
I will always praise Nectar of the Good Bean and if I face persecution because of that then so be it.

They can dark roast me or put me on an espresso train to the assbox but it won't change my devotion to the Nectar.

 

[Blandscape]

I ain't skeered.
I will always praise Nectar of the Good Bean and if I face persecution because of that then so be it.

They can dark roast me or put me on an espresso train to the assbox but it won't change my devotion to the Nectar.

You should face persecution, it would be I Fear all that is left to challenge your cloistered cuntwittery!

 

[Garraty_47]

You should face persecution

Looks like you're well on the way to having that covered, bucko.

Any other threads I'm in to which you want to drag this nonsense? I'm sure you can uncover a few more if you put your shoulder into it. Impress us with your work ethic, lad. Go on... git.

 

[Lily]

Careful there, Vit. You might get assboxed for telling us you’re drinking coffee

lame

 

[The Cuntess]

lame

We know you are. Anyone who treats being a mod like it’s being validated in real life is the very definition of it.

 

[Lily]

We know you are. Anyone who treats being a mod like it’s being validated in real life is the very definition of it.

Says the woman who claims someone will be sanctioned for posting about coffee.