Monday morning haiku

[Garraty_47]

Guys want an obese cat?!

WTF?!?!

Obese, petite, stripey, splotchy, ginger, calico, long or short hair... whatever.

As long as it's a cat. That's all that matters.

Just look at those eyes! Those big bootiful eyes!
Simply irresistible.

 

[Garraty_47]

Life is pay-to-win and the most obnoxious mutherfuckers always used daddy's credit card for their leet gear.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Life is pay-to-win and the most obnoxious mutherfuckers always used daddy's credit card for their leet gear.

Wallet warriors. I hate them.

 

[Frood]

Obese, petite, stripey, splotchy, ginger, calico, long or short hair... whatever.

As long as it's a cat. That's all that matters.

Just look at those eyes! Those big bootiful eyes!
Simply irresistible.

Dogs are better.

 

[Garraty_47]

Dogs are better.

Dogs are differently awesome but I can't agree that they're "better".

Though I will admit at least when a dog licks your face it doesn't feel like you're being peeled one layer at a time.

Face licks: Dogs/1 Cats/0