Murdy, you have no authority

[Frood]

I have none...I'm from the part of NJ where the NOOYawk and Philly accents cancel each other out.

I was partly raised in same area but constant moves canceled all those influences.

 

[No One]

There are loads of Dutch people here, and every single one of them is fluent in English. I mean fully fluent. I haven't met any Turkish people here.

We have a few friends who want to move there. I guess the residency and such is a bit easier than in some other European countries.

Most Dutch people know English better than most Americans.

 

[LotusBud]

We have a few friends who want to move there. I guess the residency and such is a bit easier than in some other European countries.

Most Dutch people know English better than most Americans.

Yes, residency has been easier here than in other European countries, but they are changing that this year because too many people are coming here, getting citizenship, then moving to another European country. So, until this year it was 5 years to become a citizen, now it's changing to ten.

 

[No One]

It really should be uniform across the EU.

 

[LotusBud]

It really should be uniform across the EU.

Yeah, it probably should be.

 

[Seamajor]

NSFW! Put your panties back on!

Are yours pink hon?

 

[AuntieGrilf]

Imagine my outrage when I wake up to THIS posted at me:

I am of British descent and I have to disagree… my favorite Sammies are Jew and Italian

No murdy, you have an actual temerity to even think this, we invented the sandwich for cripes sake, where else will you get a proper chip butty or a salt and vinegar crisp with cheese and tomato sandwich? Just because your great great great great great Grandad was English, it does not give you the authority on sandwiches. And I'd like to see your credentials before even contemplating this scandel

As my ol Granpappy used to say, dont talk sandwiches, go make some. Then he would drop an anvil on my head in the barn.

 

[Fredricka]

You guys don't even know what a sandwich is. You are all talking about toasties and bread rolls.

I have to take issue with this ivor, did you not read my posts? They're ALL about sandwiches

 

[Fredricka]

As my ol Granpappy used to say, dont talk sandwiches, go make some. Then he would drop an anvil on my head in the barn.

Your granpappy should've made his own, and one for me too

 

[Ivor Nissan]

So the picture I posted is not a sandwich?

Ones a bread roll and the other is a toastie pie. :)

 

[AuntieGrilf]

Your granpappy should've made his own, and one for me too

I am sure dear old Granpappy would love to drop an anvil on your head! I will help him and make sure @Alticus is given yo one hell of a hug at the time.

 

[Fredricka]

Are yours pink hon?

Youre cluttering up the place and you don't kindle joy. Begone, click

 

[Fredricka]

I am sure dear old Granpappy would love to drop an anvil on your head! I will help him and make sure @Alticus is given yo one hell of a hug at the time.

Why does alticus get a hug and not me?

 

[Ivor Nissan]

I have to take issue with this ivor, did you not read my posts? They're ALL about sandwiches

Its just you and me who understand this. :) Now, let me enjoy my peanut butter and salsa sammy. Try it, its nice. :)

 

[Seamajor]

Why does alticus get a hug and not me?

You know why. PU

 

[Fredricka]

Its just you and me who understand this. :) Now, let me enjoy my peanut butter and salsa sammy. Try it, its nice. :)

I'm glad you're a sandwich expert but I don't like peanut butter, suggest another one for me to try, I like trying new things

 

[LotusBud]

I'm glad you're a sandwich expert but I don't like peanut butter, suggest another one for me to try, I like trying new things

I love peanut butter and honey on toast, but I don't imagine that's a sammy, either. That's a tosta.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

I love peanut butter and honey on toast, but I don't imagine that's a sammy, either. That's a tosta.

Take a jar of peanut butter, take a bag of drinking chocolate powder, grab a knife, stab a virgin, then scoop up the peanut butter with the knife and dip it into the bag of drinking chocolate powder then eat it. Enjoy. You may send me the prettiest girl in your village as a thank you. But not Susan, shes a bitch.

 

[Frood]

I love peanut butter and honey on toast, but I don't imagine that's a sammy, either. That's a tosta.

Your dog can say "tosta" when he's ears deep in your toaster?

 

[Fredricka]

I love peanut butter and honey on toast, but I don't imagine that's a sammy, either. That's a tosta.

You yanks have very strange tastes

 

[Frood]

You yanks have very strange tastes

She's a Californian progressive. Her pronouns are "not a yank", "fuck America", "give the US back to Spain", and "free will is evil".

 

[Reggie_Essent]

When I used to eat sandwiches, I made them with deli turkey, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, mayo, mustard, vinegar. 7 grain bread or whatever it was. And we all used to go to Bay Cities, this Italian deli in Santa Monica. I got tuna sandwiches there.

I also got The Godmother there.

I have cut waaaaaaaaaay back on bread, and now have only one piece of bakery-made sourdough bread a day. No more sandwiches. Which is sad. But, honestly, Portuguese sandwiches are not that good.

You can make me a sammy anytime ... but make sure the laundry is done and my shirts are ironed.

 

[Fredricka]

Why did I think a sandwich thread was a good idea round here

 

[Frood]

You can make me a sammy anytime ... but make sure the laundry is done and my shirts are ironed.

The dumb bitch would iron the sandwich and wash red and whites together on a hot cycle...(because she was fuming about Trump's trademark ties)....

Obviously, the sandwich would have been very unimpressive anyway with kale, tofu, sprouts, and vagina juice cultured 3 day refrigerator pickles...

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Why did I think a sandwich thread was a good idea round here

You can make me a sammy too. Yours sound exotic, like a Hobbit's second breakfast.

 

[Cookie Monster]

My husband, from New Jersey, calls them sammiches. Although, he is the only person in his family who has only slight vestiges of a New Joisey accent. Only a very few words here and there. Like radiator.

Oh you just got a bit more boring, the thought of the family LB sitting around and talking like the fucking Sopranos would be a bit spicy at least.

 

[Fredricka]

Make cookie a knuckle sandwich @LotusBud

 

[Frood]

Oh you just got a bit more boring, the thought of the family LB sitting around and talking like the fucking Sopranos would be a bit spicy at least.

The only thing spicey about Locustbug is the acrid pong of her Bette Midler bucket in the bumhole sunning yoga position....

 

[Cookie Monster]

You yanks have very strange tastes

Peanut butter is very versatile. I use it to make a Satay sauce. If you want the crunchy stuff eat out @Weeg s anus but ask him first and say please.

 

[Fredricka]

Peanut butter is very versatile. I use it to make a Satay sauce. If you want the crunchy stuff eat out @Weeg s anus but ask him first and say please.

I know youre just showing off for Seamajor, but can we keep this thread more savoury please. People are trying to enjoy their sandwiches ty