My Grandpa Shoes

[Lily]

Does he realize that wearing beige orthopedic velcro shoes is like shoving a cactus grenade in his butt pussy?

I'm betting the helmet has velcro straps as well.

 

[The Prowler]

Yeah yeah....the helmet....velcro....blah blah blah



You.

Do not.

Even recognize.

Trail running.

Shoes.

When you see.

Them.

Fat @Lily.

You sloth.

 

[X]

Who are you talking about?

Not me.

I have never owned a pair of shoes with velcro.

It is so sad that you need to make up stories to try to make yourself feel better about being called out for being a pathetic "shoe collector".

It is the funniest thing to think a 5 foot nothing chunky broad collects basketball shoes!!!

Dream on, you dwarf!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

I bet you have a lot of hats tho AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

How the FUCK did this thread get so many replies

That is the million dollar question on Who Wants to be a Millionaire with no lifelines left.

 

[The Prowler]

I bet you have a lot of hats tho AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just bought 4 game hats (for baseball season) and was given 2 umpire hats (for baseball season).

I could take pictures, but then everyone would have to endure people like Fat @Lily and Massive @Murdy going off on how my hat attire is not dope.

 

[cw_]

A lot of people here are into foot fashion.

Update: I just bought a pair of slides.
This is what the right one looks like -