My Grandpa Shoes

Yeah, I was the only bald guy.

I think there is only one other bald dude in the entire league...and I cannot even remember if he is bald or not....and I just saw him yesterday.

It is weird, but I do not notice a lot of dude's hair (or lack thereof). It might be because I am bald and I just want to avoid the whole subject because it upsets me so deeply.

Or it might be because I am not a fuckin' faggot who is into other dudes and worried about how they look.

You senile old fudgepacking queer, Retard @Joe.
Ha ha you said all that to say you’re NOT UPSET ?
 
Of course you thought that.

I've been living in the suburbs for the past year.....I'm not in my trailer in the woods anymore.

Even then, I slept out on the couch lol
My mom had the most best basement couch for waiting on the laundry to finish and watch her Coronation Street soap.. it was the best place to sleep, me and her cat .. FUCK I miss my mom, I have that cat now, he has me .. we pull each other through
That couch. long gone, like everything else. I have one of the cushions, the cat now sleeps on it ..
 
Honest to gosh duuhhv I was praying you’d ask what I sleep on LOLOLOL
just so I could use my awesome joke on you LOL
 
Of course you thought that.

I've been living in the suburbs for the past year.....I'm not in my trailer in the woods anymore.

Even then, I slept out on the couch lol
Do you miss Trailer life @Dove?

Or do you prefer life in the city/suburbs?
 
Ha ha you said all that to say you’re NOT UPSET ?

No.

I said it so you and Senile @Joe (and @Admin. ) would understand that your obsession with another man's appearance is kinda fuckin' gay!!!

Now here, have a good jerk, you faggot!!

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Hahahahaha!!!!!
 
Clean your keyboard.

It is all sticky.
Me ?? If I were ghay yer baldness would definitely affect any stickiness on my keybored,,, I’d most likely load right in the center of your glorious baldness hahahahahahaaa
plus weren’t you the FAGGOT that asked me out on a date ? ffs bro, wife that bad ?
 
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Do you miss Trailer life @Dove?

Or do you prefer life in the city/suburbs?

I miss being out in the country. Not so much specifically a trailer.

I do like to live simply. My man jokes he has tamed and suburnized me... I mean...I'd live anywhere with him.

I'll take suburbs with him anyday
 
Your happiness seems to depend on him
I worried you’re not right.. would you like my help
 
Your happiness seems to depend on him
I worried you’re not right.. would you like my help

It definately does.

I'm just obsessed, in love, unhinged, and enjoying it. I am in DEEP. I would die inside if he were ever gone. My world would crumble without him.

Nope I definately do not want help at all. I don't even care if it's unhealthy. I have a deep attachment to him that I've had since I was a teenager. He was my first mega crush. My first love. We were eachothers firsts. And my best most trusted friend for decades.

I am SO happy. Like deep down happy.

He is sleeping next to me right now and I love the way his skin smells. It's fucking intoxicating. I cannot get enough of this man.

Have you ever been with someone and been so in love you just wanna crawl into their body with them? Like live in their skin? I go into shark mode and I'll jump on him and chew his ears and cheeks and neck while he screams and calls me a psycho.

**sigh**
 
Ayup
That’ll about do it, that verbal assault has me dizzy, so early, too early for that shit … you be needy I don’t need to read about it in a novel
 
Does he realize that wearing beige orthopedic velcro shoes is like shoving a cactus grenade in his butt pussy?

Who are you talking about?

Not me.

I have never owned a pair of shoes with velcro.

It is so sad that you need to make up stories to try to make yourself feel better about being called out for being a pathetic "shoe collector".

It is the funniest thing to think a 5 foot nothing chunky broad collects basketball shoes!!!

Dream on, you dwarf!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!