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[The Prowler]

Not a console table, no.

Then what is a "console"?

console​

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: an architectural member projecting from a wall to form a bracket or from a keystone for ornament

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: an upright case that houses the keyboards and controlling mechanisms of an organ and from which the organ is played
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: a combination of readouts or displays and an input device (such as a keyboard or switches) by which an operator can monitor and interact with a system (such as a computer or dubber)

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: a cabinet (as for a radio or television set) designed to rest directly on the floor
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: a small storage cabinet between bucket seats in an automobile

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: an electronic system that connects to a display (such as a television set) and is used primarily to play video games


Are you making up words again, @Lily?

 

[Lily]

Then what is a "console"?

console​

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: an architectural member projecting from a wall to form a bracket or from a keystone for ornament

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a
: an upright case that houses the keyboards and controlling mechanisms of an organ and from which the organ is played
b
: a combination of readouts or displays and an input device (such as a keyboard or switches) by which an operator can monitor and interact with a system (such as a computer or dubber)

4
a
: a cabinet (as for a radio or television set) designed to rest directly on the floor
b
: a small storage cabinet between bucket seats in an automobile

5
: an electronic system that connects to a display (such as a television set) and is used primarily to play video games


Are you making up words again, @Lily?

No, I'm not. I don't have fun talking about furniture though.

Furniture is functional, doesn't bring me joy.

 

[Frood]

Fat Lily needs her furniture reinforced.

 

[The Prowler]

Fat Lily needs her furniture reinforced.

She makes up words, too.

And she is very secretive about where she stores her china and good flatware.

 

[No One]

Imagine spending so much time talking to people you hate about stuff you don't care about, very odd behaviour indeed.

 

[Lily]

Imagine spending so much time talking to people you hate about stuff you don't care about, very odd behaviour indeed.

If anyone warches what I do and the time I spend doing it, it's you Deport.

Why you don't find that odd is puzzling.

 

[The Prowler]

warches

Huh?

 

[Lily]

She makes up words, too.

And she is very secretive about where she stores her china and good flatware.

Nah.

And...furniture is boring.

 

[Lily]

Huh?

typo, brainiac

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Imagine spending so much time talking to people you hate about stuff you don't care about, very odd behaviour indeed.

And you've just described the internet.

 

[Admin.]

I cannot believe that you spend so much time here, yet the sense of community evades you.


Maybe if you were not such a horrible, miserable person the experience would be better for you....

Why are you so upset about some strangers actions on the internet? You should hop on a plane and go fist fight her right now!!!!

 

[No One]

She makes up words, too.

And she is very secretive about where she stores her china and good flatware.

She mostly eats with her hands I reckon.

 

[The Prowler]

Imagine spending so much time talking to people you hate about stuff you don't care about, very odd behaviour indeed.

First Lardo starts talking about furniture, then a few posts later she says she does not enjoy talking about furniture.

Plus, she makes up words.

 

[No One]

First Lardo starts talking about furniture, then a few posts later she says she does not enjoy talking about furniture.

Plus, she makes up words.

She warches the threads closely to make the most poasts in every single one.

 

[Lily]

And you've just described the internet.

I think we need a new definition of "alpha" male. It needs to include discussion of old lady furniture, china patterns, and stemware.

If they don't know Waterford from Bacarrat, they aren't true alphas.

 

[Admin.]

Imagine spending so much time talking to people you hate about stuff you don't care about, very odd behaviour indeed.

YOU’RE POOP!

 

[Lily]

First Lardo starts talking about furniture, then a few posts later she says she does not enjoy talking about furniture.

Plus, she makes up words.

Wow what a troll!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I think we need a new definition of "alpha" male. It needs to include discussion of old lady furniture, china patterns, and stemware.

If they don't know Waterford from Bacarrat, they aren't true alphas.

In that case, I'm the Alpha of alphas.

 

[The Prowler]

Why are you so upset

Hahahaha!!!!

Does @Admin. do anything but project his emotions on here?

 

[Lily]

In that case, I'm the Alpha of alphas.

It's my pleasure. Let's practice being secretive though. No housewares talk, ok?

 

[Admin.]

Alpha Internet Males lay in wait with their finger on the poop emoji, waiting waiting for her to post something, anything!

 

[Admin.]

Hahahaha!!!!

Does @Admin. do anything but project his emotions on here?

Fuck off Neon boy.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

It's my pleasure. Let's practice being secretive though. No housewares talk, ok?

Awwww, but I wanted to get tips on replacing my flatware with something better.

 

[Lily]

Alpha Internet Males lay in wait with their finger on the poop emoji, waiting waiting for her to post something, anything!

I love it, personally. He gives me attention I don't even seek. Totally awesome.

 

[The Prowler]

furniture, china patterns, and stemware.

Lardo cannot stop talking about things that she does no find fun to talk about.

Plus, she has crooked teeth.

 

[Lily]

Awwww, but I wanted to get tips on replacing my flatware with something better.

PM

Let's be secretive!!

 

[Admin.]

Alpha Internet Males lay in wait with their finger on the poop emoji, waiting waiting for her to post something, anything!

Hey not cool, whoever pooped on my post I’m calling the cops!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

PM

Let's be secretive!!

I'd rather be me!

 

[The Prowler]

Neon

 

[Admin.]

Lardo cannot stop talking about things that she does no find fun to talk about.

Plus, she has crooked teeth.

Tell us about your blue c8 Corvette on the useless 4 foot lift!