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[Reggie_Essent]

Is this thread still about furniture?

I got a nice new recliner today. I'm sitting in it out now.

 

[The Prowler]

Is this thread still about furniture?

I got a nice new recliner today. I'm sitting in it out now.

Please post a picture.


I love recliners.


I counted one time how many we have and posted the number here.



I forget the number.



Let me know if you want me to count again.

 

[Admin.]

Yo Flea Dip, food for thought!

 

[Lily]

Go clean yourself, Poopy Pants.

Huh?

 

[Lily]

I actually plan to clean two large rugs sometime this weekend.

What do you think @Lily ?

Does your partner do any cleaning around your dump?

Dump?

I'm not your neighbor.

 

[The Cuntess]

Yo Flea Dip, food for thought!

Hey stupid


I don’t need it. I’m not FAT

 

[The Best Holliday]

Is this thread still about furniture?

I got a nice new recliner today. I'm sitting in it out now.

We should start a poll on what month and year you'll get up.

 

[The Cuntess]

We should start a poll on what month and year you'll get up.

Shut the fuck up

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Please post a picture.


I love recliners.


I counted one time how many we have and posted the number here.



I forget the number.



Let me know if you want me to count again.

No worries. I needed a new one anyway. My daughter dragged me around to three different stores because she knew I'd sit in that old piece of crap forever if left to my own devices.

I'm digging this new one. I got the second best one I looked at. (You have to sit in a recliner before you buy it.) I couldn't jew the sales guy down enough for the one I liked best. But this one is cool. I'd poast a pic, but I never poast from my phone and this place doesn't have a gallery.

 

[Lily]

No worries. I needed a new one anyway. My daughter dragged me around to three different stores because she knew I'd sit in that old piece of crap forever if left to my own devices.

I'm digging this new one. I got the second best one I looked at. (You have to sit in a recliner before you buy it.) I couldn't jew the sales guy down enough for the one I liked best. But this one is cool. I'd poast a pic, but I never poast from my phone and this place doesn't have a gallery.

I'm warming to the idea of a recliner. I have never really liked the clunky type that I imagine Al Bundy sitting in. I don't care for the aesthetics.

Now there are some in modern styling that don't scream "recliner!"...

 

[Adam Hitler]

Again.

Do you think everyone is as stupid as you, and cannot see what you're typing. Why is this always an issue with you? You were told, "peedo" and "groomer" accusations were not to be tolerated.

Yet, just like clockwork, here you are again doing the two only things that were ever asked of you. Are you stupid? Why do you keep on doing the things that get you into hot water?

You know what the definition of insanity is don't you? Doing the thing that you already know the outcome to, but you keep on doing it.

Weird how the most hysterical of groomer apologists and folks who melt down whenever the subject is discussed are often guilty of being involved in unsavoury actions themselves.

 

[Frood]

Hey not cool, whoever pooped on my post I’m calling the cops!

Yet you're known as a connoisseur of poop on an erect post ..

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm warming to the idea of a recliner. I have never really liked the clunky type that I imagine Al Bundy sitting in. I don't care for the aesthetics.

Now there are some in modern styling that don't scream "recliner!"...

Just remember: You have to sit your ass in it before you buy. The pics and specs and marketing materials make them all look cool, but you're the one who has to sit in the motherfucker.

We bought a love seat and recliner off the internets a few years back. The price was good, but they were designed for tiny asian people and very poorly constructed.

You get what you pay for.

 

[Frood]

No worries. I needed a new one anyway. My daughter dragged me around to three different stores because she knew I'd sit in that old piece of crap forever if left to my own devices.

I'm digging this new one. I got the second best one I looked at. (You have to sit in a recliner before you buy it.) I couldn't jew the sales guy down enough for the one I liked best. But this one is cool. I'd poast a pic, but I never poast from my phone and this place doesn't have a gallery.

Postimages.org

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Postimages.org

Can't be arsed. That's like 15 moar clicks.

 

[Frood]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

See? Too many clicks.

 

[Lily]

Just remember: You have to sit your ass in it before you buy. The pics and specs and marketing materials make them all look cool, but you're the one who has to sit in the motherfucker.

We bought a love seat and recliner off the internets a few years back. The price was good, but they were designed for tiny asian people and very poorly constructed.

You get what you pay for.

Definitely. If it's not comfortable and of a decent quality, it's money down the drain.

 

[The Prowler]

Dump?

You took one.


In your pants!!!!

 

[The Prowler]

Hey stupid


I don’t need it. I’m not FAT

He meant that for @Lily.

 

[Lily]

He meant that for @Lily.

I don't know who is more owned, you or Deport

 

[The Prowler]

You have to sit your ass in it before you buy.

Or in her case......


You have to fit your ass in it before you buy.

 

[Frood]

Or in her case......


You have to fit your ass in it before you buy.

I bet you the salespeople take one look at her fat sweaty arse and yell hell no.

 

[The Prowler]

I bet you the salespeople take one look at her fat sweaty arse and yell hell no.

And the smell!!!!


They could not pay me enough commission!!!!

 

[The Prowler]

@Admin. has been afraidf to post in this thread ever since my wife got home.....

 

[Admin.]

No worries. I needed a new one anyway. My daughter dragged me around to three different stores because she knew I'd sit in that old piece of crap forever if left to my own devices.

I'm digging this new one. I got the second best one I looked at. (You have to sit in a recliner before you buy it.) I couldn't jew the sales guy down enough for the one I liked best. But this one is cool. I'd poast a pic, but I never poast from my phone and this place doesn't have a gallery.

Does it stand you upright faster than the old one?

 

[Admin.]

Just remember: You have to sit your ass in it before you buy. The pics and specs and marketing materials make them all look cool, but you're the one who has to sit in the motherfucker.

We bought a love seat and recliner off the internets a few years back. The price was good, but they were designed for tiny asian people and very poorly constructed.

You get what you pay for.

Years ago, I worked a furniture store, we had a good sized mattress room, probably 75% of the mattresses were bought by housewives, roughly half wouldn't lay on them maybe a quick sit, but they'd buy by the look and feel of the fabric "Ma'am you're only going to look at that on Laundry day"