My proposal to BF

[Master]

Ban Dovid, who nobody wants here anyways, and I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community.

It's what I do.

See, great content is at a premium in this day and age, and as the biggest influencer in this community, a person such as myself is worth more then a blowhard loser crying up every thread. It's time to move forward instead of staying stuck in 2019.

I can move this community forward. Somebody has to do it, and having the GOAT willing to put in the effort is a great start.

That's my offer.

 

[The Countess]

This fucking guy :ROFL3:

 

[Master]

This fucking guy :ROFL3:

Buy basketball cards.

Thank me later

 

[Flynn]

Ban Dovid, who nobody wants here anyways, and I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community.

It's what I do.

See, great content is at a premium in this day and age, and as the biggest influencer in this community, a person such as myself is worth more then a blowhard loser crying up every thread. It's time to move forward instead of staying stuck in 2019.

I can move this community forward. Somebody has to do it, and having the GOAT willing to put in the effort is a great start.

That's my offer.

Ahem.

I really don't think that "banning Dovey" will remedy the problem. I'm sure if Dovey wants to post here, she will. What I would like to see is Dovey take some time out to reflect on her actions and whether she's ready to post on forums without getting so emotionally invested.

I'll admit you bring some much needed fresh air into the forums. Though, why must you come out here demanding certain things? Why can't you just take it for what it is? A forum. Nothing more, nothing else.

How will this manifestation of you "moving this community forward" be any different from your last 74 claims?

 

[LotusBud]

Ban Dovid, who nobody wants here anyways, and I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community.

It's what I do.

See, great content is at a premium in this day and age, and as the biggest influencer in this community, a person such as myself is worth more then a blowhard loser crying up every thread. It's time to move forward instead of staying stuck in 2019.

I can move this community forward. Somebody has to do it, and having the GOAT willing to put in the effort is a great start.

That's my offer.

"I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community."

LMAO. I've heard that one before.

 

[Master]

Ban Dovid, who nobody wants here anyways, and I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community.

It's what I do.

See, great content is at a premium in this day and age, and as the biggest influencer in this community, a person such as myself is worth more then a blowhard loser crying up every thread. It's time to move forward instead of staying stuck in 2019.

I can move this community forward. Somebody has to do it, and having the GOAT willing to put in the effort is a great start.

That's my offer.

Ahem.

I really don't think that "banning Dovey" will remedy the problem. I'm sure if Dovey wants to post here, she will. What I would like to see is Dovey take some time out to reflect on her actions and whether she's ready to post on forums without getting so emotionally invested.

I'll admit you bring some much needed fresh air into the forums. Though, why must you come out here demanding certain things? Why can't you just take it for what it is? A forum. Nothing more, nothing else.

How will this manifestation of you "moving this community forward" be any different from your last 74 claims?

Wat?

SG was the biggest forum in this community because of me.

The forum I made was getting more posts then this entire community combined at one point.

I know how to make shit interesting.

Now the great news is, there's untapped potential surrounding a certain community just waiting to get trolled the fuck out of and it's me who will do the heavy lifting.

Ban Dovid, and this happens right here.

 

[Master]

Ban Dovid, who nobody wants here anyways, and I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community.

It's what I do.

See, great content is at a premium in this day and age, and as the biggest influencer in this community, a person such as myself is worth more then a blowhard loser crying up every thread. It's time to move forward instead of staying stuck in 2019.

I can move this community forward. Somebody has to do it, and having the GOAT willing to put in the effort is a great start.

That's my offer.

"I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community."

LMAO. I've heard that one before.

Just admit it.

You missed my mustache and day dreaming about a one way ticket to pleasure town on an all expenses paid mustache ride.

(Lays down on bed, closes eyes)


All aboard

 

[Flynn]

Ban Dovid, who nobody wants here anyways, and I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community.

It's what I do.

See, great content is at a premium in this day and age, and as the biggest influencer in this community, a person such as myself is worth more then a blowhard loser crying up every thread. It's time to move forward instead of staying stuck in 2019.

I can move this community forward. Somebody has to do it, and having the GOAT willing to put in the effort is a great start.

That's my offer.

Ahem.

I really don't think that "banning Dovey" will remedy the problem. I'm sure if Dovey wants to post here, she will. What I would like to see is Dovey take some time out to reflect on her actions and whether she's ready to post on forums without getting so emotionally invested.

I'll admit you bring some much needed fresh air into the forums. Though, why must you come out here demanding certain things? Why can't you just take it for what it is? A forum. Nothing more, nothing else.

How will this manifestation of you "moving this community forward" be any different from your last 74 claims?

Wat?

SG was the biggest forum in this community because of me.

The forum I made was getting more posts then this entire community combined at one point.

I know how to make shit interesting.

Now the great news is, there's untapped potential surrounding a certain community just waiting to get trolled the fuck out of and it's me who will do the heavy lifting.

Ban Dovid, and this happens right here.

Martini. Listen to yourself. You nor any one person made SG what is was. It was the whole package. It catered to those wanting to "flame" and those wanting to "troll." Without those 2 elements along with everything in between there was no SG. The Caskurs, the Peaches and the Bonesaws along with everyone that posted there is what made SG. You're looking at these forums too literally. In simple terms, It's a group of people that make up forums. The "forums" are just a vessel of communication. Unfortunately, this smells remotely familiar to LotusBud's vision of what a post capitalistic America would look like.

For god sakes, man. I reiterate that "banning Dovey" will make no difference. Plus, being stupid, vapid and annoying isn't breaking the TOS and isn't a ban worthy reason, unless your name is Breakfall. I just rather see you put the leather to her muppet face any time she squirts out a moronic reply. You never know, you guys might "hook up" again.

Let me get this straight. You mean to tell me that you want to use these useless fucks to raid and "troll" another forum? Which unlucky "forum" would this be? M.A.D.D.? The sexual abuse survivors group? Maybe a skin cancer forum? Why not just keep everything contained to one forum and start working on your material here?

 

[Master]

Stop, Flynn.

I built SG with the greatest content this community has seen in awhile. I also allowed others to shine and come up.

This is why I'm a great mod. None of that shit would have happened without moi.

As for the community I have my sights on, it's a huge one.

Ban Dovid, and see what happens

 

[Flynn]

Stop, Flynn.

I built SG with the greatest content this community has seen in awhile. I also allowed others to shine and come up.

This is why I'm a great mod. None of that shit would have happened without moi.

As for the community I have my sights on, it's a huge one.

Ban Dovid, and see what happens

Okay. Fine. The podcasts were fucking gold.

I am confused here. So, you want Dovey banned and you want to be a moderator?

 

[Flynn]

Ban Dovid, who nobody wants here anyways, and I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community.

It's what I do.

See, great content is at a premium in this day and age, and as the biggest influencer in this community, a person such as myself is worth more then a blowhard loser crying up every thread. It's time to move forward instead of staying stuck in 2019.

I can move this community forward. Somebody has to do it, and having the GOAT willing to put in the effort is a great start.

That's my offer.

"I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community."

LMAO. I've heard that one before.

Just admit it.

You missed my mustache and day dreaming about a one way ticket to pleasure town on an all expenses paid mustache ride.

(Lays down on bed, closes eyes)


All aboard

Wait! When you say "lays down on bed." Does this mean you have sheets now?

 

[Breakfall]

I honestly didn’t bother with SG because it reminded me of particular Canadian sites of the past. You have characters that are always trying to pat themselves on the back, but are in reality, just plain plebs. No dynamicism, no zest...just boring bicker and PI fiends. We don’t like that here at Bastard Factory. All you blow-ins need to step back, reflect on how you fucked up all your other forums, and then change your flavour here. This isn’t your house...it’s ours!

 

[Breakfall]

PS: I like Dove. Dove, hope to see you back sooner than later.

 

[The Countess]

I’m DEAD :ROFL3:

 

[Breakfall]

I’m DEAD :ROFL3:

Hey Flea, I know you tried to do your best, you can’t help shitty membership. It’s a constant challenge, particularly when male members act overly dramatic, like some chicks.

 

[The Countess]

I’m DEAD :ROFL3:

Hey Flea, I know you tried to do your best, you can’t help shitty membership. It’s a constant challenge, particularly when male members act overly dramatic, like some chicks.

The chicks are worse. Trust me

 

[Breakfall]

I’m DEAD :ROFL3:

Hey Flea, I know you tried to do your best, you can’t help shitty membership. It’s a constant challenge, particularly when male members act overly dramatic, like some chicks.

The chicks are worse. Trust me

We should have a cat fight challenge for chicks here at BF, like Russian Roulette, but with painted finger nails, skimpy bikinis, and cheap white wine to throw, and vitriol like acid to scold and melt make-up!
:LOL1:

 

[LotusBud]

I’m DEAD :ROFL3:

I’m DEAD :ROFL3:

Hey Flea, I know you tried to do your best, you can’t help shitty membership. It’s a constant challenge, particularly when male members act overly dramatic, like some chicks.

OMG. Are you kidding me? McKnackers, Strapon, lokbrain, and Martini were the most dramatic posters at SG. Well, then there were Oak and Dovey. But the four guys were more consistently hysterical.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

This thread sux

 

[Blazor]

Ban Dovid, who nobody wants here anyways, and I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community.

It's what I do.

See, great content is at a premium in this day and age, and as the biggest influencer in this community, a person such as myself is worth more then a blowhard loser crying up every thread. It's time to move forward instead of staying stuck in 2019.

I can move this community forward. Somebody has to do it, and having the GOAT willing to put in the effort is a great start.

That's my offer.

"I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community."

LMAO. I've heard that one before.

Oh shit, even Lotus knows whats up lolol.

 

[Blazor]

I’m DEAD :ROFL3:

Hey Flea, I know you tried to do your best, you can’t help shitty membership. It’s a constant challenge, particularly when male members act overly dramatic, like some chicks.

The chicks are worse. Trust me

We should have a cat fight challenge for chicks here at BF, like Russian Roulette, but with painted finger nails, skimpy bikinis, and cheap white wine to throw, and vitriol like acid to scold and melt make-up!
:LOL1:

OoooOOOooo, I would LOVE to see a BastardFactory style Cat Fight!!! Cage Match!!! No holds barred!!! I can think of several who would pit a good nail gouging Claw Brawl! lol

CLAW BRAWL!!!!

120 nails enter, 6 leave!!!

Ladies, take off them hoop earrings, hope you left your weave at home, shits about to get real! Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!

CLAW BRAWL!!!

 

[LotusBud]

Ban Dovid, who nobody wants here anyways, and I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community.

It's what I do.

See, great content is at a premium in this day and age, and as the biggest influencer in this community, a person such as myself is worth more then a blowhard loser crying up every thread. It's time to move forward instead of staying stuck in 2019.

I can move this community forward. Somebody has to do it, and having the GOAT willing to put in the effort is a great start.

That's my offer.

"I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community."

LMAO. I've heard that one before.

Oh shit, even Lotus knows whats up lolol.

"Even" Lotus. I called Martini out like the second day he was on SG with his dumb podcasts and his claims he was going to bring hundreds of posters to SG. LMAO. What a load of BS.

 

[LotusBud]

Ban Dovid, who nobody wants here anyways, and I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community.

It's what I do.

See, great content is at a premium in this day and age, and as the biggest influencer in this community, a person such as myself is worth more then a blowhard loser crying up every thread. It's time to move forward instead of staying stuck in 2019.

I can move this community forward. Somebody has to do it, and having the GOAT willing to put in the effort is a great start.

That's my offer.

Ahem.

I really don't think that "banning Dovey" will remedy the problem. I'm sure if Dovey wants to post here, she will. What I would like to see is Dovey take some time out to reflect on her actions and whether she's ready to post on forums without getting so emotionally invested.

I'll admit you bring some much needed fresh air into the forums. Though, why must you come out here demanding certain things? Why can't you just take it for what it is? A forum. Nothing more, nothing else.

How will this manifestation of you "moving this community forward" be any different from your last 74 claims?

Wat?

SG was the biggest forum in this community because of me.

The forum I made was getting more posts then this entire community combined at one point.

I know how to make shit interesting.

Now the great news is, there's untapped potential surrounding a certain community just waiting to get trolled the fuck out of and it's me who will do the heavy lifting.

Ban Dovid, and this happens right here.

Unfortunately, this smells remotely familiar to LotusBud's vision of what a post capitalistic America would look like.

Wow. Do you have ANY idea what you're talking about there? LMAO

 

[LotusBud]

Stop, Flynn.

I built SG with the greatest content this community has seen in awhile. I also allowed others to shine and come up.

This is why I'm a great mod. None of that shit would have happened without moi.

As for the community I have my sights on, it's a huge one.

Ban Dovid, and see what happens

The podcasts were fucking gold.

You've got to be kidding.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

For once I actually agree with Lotus

 

[Master]

Ban Dovid, who nobody wants here anyways, and I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community.

It's what I do.

See, great content is at a premium in this day and age, and as the biggest influencer in this community, a person such as myself is worth more then a blowhard loser crying up every thread. It's time to move forward instead of staying stuck in 2019.

I can move this community forward. Somebody has to do it, and having the GOAT willing to put in the effort is a great start.

That's my offer.

"I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community."

LMAO. I've heard that one before.

Oh shit, even Lotus knows whats up lolol.

"Even" Lotus. I called Martini out like the second day he was on SG with his dumb podcasts and his claims he was going to bring hundreds of posters to SG. LMAO. What a load of BS.

No, I said I would bring hundreds to my podcast.

I have what? 300 followers on it?


#Doveyd

 

[Breakfall]

Ban Dovid, who nobody wants here anyways, and I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community.

It's what I do.

See, great content is at a premium in this day and age, and as the biggest influencer in this community, a person such as myself is worth more then a blowhard loser crying up every thread. It's time to move forward instead of staying stuck in 2019.

I can move this community forward. Somebody has to do it, and having the GOAT willing to put in the effort is a great start.

That's my offer.

"I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community."

LMAO. I've heard that one before.

Oh shit, even Lotus knows whats up lolol.

"Even" Lotus. I called Martini out like the second day he was on SG with his dumb podcasts and his claims he was going to bring hundreds of posters to SG. LMAO. What a load of BS.

No, I said I would bring hundreds to my podcast.

I have what? 300 followers on it?


#Doveyd

Why the fuck are you laying into Dove so much? In Australia you’d get a thick ear if you tried all the shit on forums.

 

[LotusBud]

Ban Dovid, who nobody wants here anyways, and I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community.

It's what I do.

See, great content is at a premium in this day and age, and as the biggest influencer in this community, a person such as myself is worth more then a blowhard loser crying up every thread. It's time to move forward instead of staying stuck in 2019.

I can move this community forward. Somebody has to do it, and having the GOAT willing to put in the effort is a great start.

That's my offer.

"I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community."

LMAO. I've heard that one before.

Oh shit, even Lotus knows whats up lolol.

"Even" Lotus. I called Martini out like the second day he was on SG with his dumb podcasts and his claims he was going to bring hundreds of posters to SG. LMAO. What a load of BS.

No, I said I would bring hundreds to my podcast.

I have what? 300 followers on it?


#Doveyd

Yeah. 3 and 300 are close. Who can tell the difference?

 

[LotusBud]

Ban Dovid, who nobody wants here anyways, and I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community.

It's what I do.

See, great content is at a premium in this day and age, and as the biggest influencer in this community, a person such as myself is worth more then a blowhard loser crying up every thread. It's time to move forward instead of staying stuck in 2019.

I can move this community forward. Somebody has to do it, and having the GOAT willing to put in the effort is a great start.

That's my offer.

"I will turn this place into the biggest forum in this community."

LMAO. I've heard that one before.

Oh shit, even Lotus knows whats up lolol.

"Even" Lotus. I called Martini out like the second day he was on SG with his dumb podcasts and his claims he was going to bring hundreds of posters to SG. LMAO. What a load of BS.

No, I said I would bring hundreds to my podcast.

I have what? 300 followers on it?


#Doveyd

Why the fuck are you laying into Dove so much? In Australia you’d get a thick ear if you tried all the shit on forums.

Dovey and Martini had a very, very long lasting public fight about private shit on SG. It went on for thousands of posts.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yeah. Martini was pretty tore up after Dovey dumped him