My pussy is a stinker...

[Frood]

Savour my smelly pussy...

She is pretty and reminds me of my cat, Midnight.

She is very sweet, actually. Loves me to death even if I avoid her generally and dislike cats as a rule.

She can't clean herself very well and smells nasty on the outside too. I've tried to wash my pussy but it still smells rotten....so I don't engage in any heavy petting unless I wash immediately after...

Can the vet groom her for you or would that not even make it better at this point? I have the nose of a bloodhound and that would drive me nuts.

My wife has tried to trim my pussy and get the clagnuts out, but to no avail.

A couple of weeks ago my pussy had an eight inch long knot dragging behind it and we couldn't grab hold of it...

 

[Murdy]

Savour my smelly pussy...

She is pretty and reminds me of my cat, Midnight.

She is very sweet, actually. Loves me to death even if I avoid her generally and dislike cats as a rule.

She can't clean herself very well and smells nasty on the outside too. I've tried to wash my pussy but it still smells rotten....so I don't engage in any heavy petting unless I wash immediately after...

Can the vet groom her for you or would that not even make it better at this point? I have the nose of a bloodhound and that would drive me nuts.

My wife has tried to trim my pussy and get the clagnuts out, but to no avail.

A couple of weeks ago my pussy had an eight inch long knot dragging behind it and we couldn't grab hold of it...

can you shave your pussy bald?

 

[Frood]

Savour my smelly pussy...

She is pretty and reminds me of my cat, Midnight.

She is very sweet, actually. Loves me to death even if I avoid her generally and dislike cats as a rule.

She can't clean herself very well and smells nasty on the outside too. I've tried to wash my pussy but it still smells rotten....so I don't engage in any heavy petting unless I wash immediately after...

Can the vet groom her for you or would that not even make it better at this point? I have the nose of a bloodhound and that would drive me nuts.

My wife has tried to trim my pussy and get the clagnuts out, but to no avail.

A couple of weeks ago my pussy had an eight inch long knot dragging behind it and we couldn't grab hold of it...

can you shave your pussy bald?

When it hears the clippers, it gets all slippery...

 

[Murdy]

Savour my smelly pussy...

She is pretty and reminds me of my cat, Midnight.

She is very sweet, actually. Loves me to death even if I avoid her generally and dislike cats as a rule.

She can't clean herself very well and smells nasty on the outside too. I've tried to wash my pussy but it still smells rotten....so I don't engage in any heavy petting unless I wash immediately after...

Can the vet groom her for you or would that not even make it better at this point? I have the nose of a bloodhound and that would drive me nuts.

My wife has tried to trim my pussy and get the clagnuts out, but to no avail.

A couple of weeks ago my pussy had an eight inch long knot dragging behind it and we couldn't grab hold of it...

can you shave your pussy bald?

When it hears the clippers, it gets all slippery...

My Aussie hated the clippers too, but it’s easier to convince a dog to submit than a cat. I did it myself because that made him less anxious than taking him to a groomer.

 

[Frood]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

 

[Murdy]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

 

[Frood]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

 

[Dove]

Savour my smelly pussy...

She is pretty and reminds me of my cat, Midnight.

She is very sweet, actually. Loves me to death even if I avoid her generally and dislike cats as a rule.

She can't clean herself very well and smells nasty on the outside too. I've tried to wash my pussy but it still smells rotten....so I don't engage in any heavy petting unless I wash immediately after...

Can the vet groom her for you or would that not even make it better at this point? I have the nose of a bloodhound and that would drive me nuts.

My wife has tried to trim my pussy and get the clagnuts out, but to no avail.

A couple of weeks ago my pussy had an eight inch long knot dragging behind it and we couldn't grab hold of it...

You gotta just shave that pussy nice and smooth.

And get some good, gentle nontoxic pussy wipes for any asslava that gets on the skin.

Now I dont mean shave the WHOLE pussy. Just the end around and under that gateway to hell back there.

That's what I'm gonna do. I'm down to set a date, grab a drink ...get on video chat, and we can shave our pussies together at the same time and support eachother through it.

:Lovin1:

 

[Dove]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

Be glad yours doesnt quiver and drool as much as mine.

Its terrifying!

 

[Murdy]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

 

[Murdy]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

Be glad yours doesnt quiver and drool as much as mine.

Its terrifying!

oh I love it when mine gets like that

 

[Frood]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

 

[Murdy]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

 

[Frood]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

 

[Murdy]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

she doesn’t like mice as much as she likes to chase thick long sticks

 

[Frood]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

she doesn’t like mice as much as she likes to chase thick long sticks

Tree branches are toxic to all mammals, not just pussies....

...and just like wood grained alcohol, only good for treating external infections.

 

[Murdy]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

she doesn’t like mice as much as she likes to chase thick long sticks

Tree branches are toxic to all mammals, not just pussies....

...and just like wood grained alcohol, only good for treating external infections.

how can I take something that she loves away from her? that would be cruel

 

[Frood]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

she doesn’t like mice as much as she likes to chase thick long sticks

Tree branches are toxic to all mammals, not just pussies....

...and just like wood grained alcohol, only good for treating external infections.

how can I take something that she loves away from her? that would be cruel

Maybe perhaps a vinegar and water concoction?

 

[Murdy]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

she doesn’t like mice as much as she likes to chase thick long sticks

Tree branches are toxic to all mammals, not just pussies....

...and just like wood grained alcohol, only good for treating external infections.

how can I take something that she loves away from her? that would be cruel

Maybe perhaps a vinegar and water concoction?

she will only clench down on it harder

 

[Frood]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

she doesn’t like mice as much as she likes to chase thick long sticks

Tree branches are toxic to all mammals, not just pussies....

...and just like wood grained alcohol, only good for treating external infections.

how can I take something that she loves away from her? that would be cruel

Maybe perhaps a vinegar and water concoction?

she will only clench down on it harder

I fear your pussy is on its death bed if vinegar and water is not enough to clean out that wound... :Grin3:

 

[Murdy]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

she doesn’t like mice as much as she likes to chase thick long sticks

Tree branches are toxic to all mammals, not just pussies....

...and just like wood grained alcohol, only good for treating external infections.

how can I take something that she loves away from her? that would be cruel

Maybe perhaps a vinegar and water concoction?

she will only clench down on it harder

I fear your pussy is on its death bed if vinegar and water is not enough to clean out that wound... :Grin3:

my pussy is very much alive... you’ve been around a dried up pussy for too long

 

[Dove]

Now I've got this stuck in my head



:Lovin1:

 

[Frood]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

she doesn’t like mice as much as she likes to chase thick long sticks

Tree branches are toxic to all mammals, not just pussies....

...and just like wood grained alcohol, only good for treating external infections.

how can I take something that she loves away from her? that would be cruel

Maybe perhaps a vinegar and water concoction?

she will only clench down on it harder

I fear your pussy is on its death bed if vinegar and water is not enough to clean out that wound... :Grin3:

my pussy is very much alive... you’ve been around a dried up pussy for too long

Yet you need to keep your pussy constantly flushed with unnatural medications...

Can't your pussy age with dignity?

 

[Murdy]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

she doesn’t like mice as much as she likes to chase thick long sticks

Tree branches are toxic to all mammals, not just pussies....

...and just like wood grained alcohol, only good for treating external infections.

how can I take something that she loves away from her? that would be cruel

Maybe perhaps a vinegar and water concoction?

she will only clench down on it harder

I fear your pussy is on its death bed if vinegar and water is not enough to clean out that wound... :Grin3:

my pussy is very much alive... you’ve been around a dried up pussy for too long

Yet you need to keep your pussy constantly flushed with unnatural medications...

Can't your pussy age with dignity?

my pussy is still capable of self cleansing

 

[Frood]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

she doesn’t like mice as much as she likes to chase thick long sticks

Tree branches are toxic to all mammals, not just pussies....

...and just like wood grained alcohol, only good for treating external infections.

how can I take something that she loves away from her? that would be cruel

Maybe perhaps a vinegar and water concoction?

she will only clench down on it harder

I fear your pussy is on its death bed if vinegar and water is not enough to clean out that wound... :Grin3:

my pussy is very much alive... you’ve been around a dried up pussy for too long

Yet you need to keep your pussy constantly flushed with unnatural medications...

Can't your pussy age with dignity?

my pussy is still capable of self cleansing

Dirty pussies never detect themselves, or there wouldn't be smelly animals when petted....

 

[Murdy]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

she doesn’t like mice as much as she likes to chase thick long sticks

Tree branches are toxic to all mammals, not just pussies....

...and just like wood grained alcohol, only good for treating external infections.

how can I take something that she loves away from her? that would be cruel

Maybe perhaps a vinegar and water concoction?

she will only clench down on it harder

I fear your pussy is on its death bed if vinegar and water is not enough to clean out that wound... :Grin3:

my pussy is very much alive... you’ve been around a dried up pussy for too long

Yet you need to keep your pussy constantly flushed with unnatural medications...

Can't your pussy age with dignity?

my pussy is still capable of self cleansing

Dirty pussies never detect themselves, or there wouldn't be smelly animals when petted....

No one has ever complained about my pussy.

 

[Dove]

Well my pussy is loafing on the floor right now glaring at me.

Cranky old puss.

 

[Frood]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

she doesn’t like mice as much as she likes to chase thick long sticks

Tree branches are toxic to all mammals, not just pussies....

...and just like wood grained alcohol, only good for treating external infections.

how can I take something that she loves away from her? that would be cruel

Maybe perhaps a vinegar and water concoction?

she will only clench down on it harder

I fear your pussy is on its death bed if vinegar and water is not enough to clean out that wound... :Grin3:

my pussy is very much alive... you’ve been around a dried up pussy for too long

Yet you need to keep your pussy constantly flushed with unnatural medications...

Can't your pussy age with dignity?

my pussy is still capable of self cleansing

Dirty pussies never detect themselves, or there wouldn't be smelly animals when petted....

No one has ever complained about my pussy.

It would be cruel to berate an aging pussy when it's eating...

 

[Murdy]

Well my pussy is loafing on the floor right now glaring at me.

Cranky old puss.

she did that to me when I was there too lol

 

[Frood]

Well my pussy is loafing on the floor right now glaring at me.

Cranky old puss.

she did that to me when I was there too lol

The cat got your tongue?