My pussy is a stinker...

[Murdy]

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

she doesn’t like mice as much as she likes to chase thick long sticks

Tree branches are toxic to all mammals, not just pussies....

...and just like wood grained alcohol, only good for treating external infections.

how can I take something that she loves away from her? that would be cruel

Maybe perhaps a vinegar and water concoction?

she will only clench down on it harder

I fear your pussy is on its death bed if vinegar and water is not enough to clean out that wound... :Grin3:

my pussy is very much alive... you’ve been around a dried up pussy for too long

Yet you need to keep your pussy constantly flushed with unnatural medications...

Can't your pussy age with dignity?

my pussy is still capable of self cleansing

Dirty pussies never detect themselves, or there wouldn't be smelly animals when petted....

No one has ever complained about my pussy.

It would be cruel to berate an aging pussy when it's eating...

she st

I just took my pants off to the laundry for a wash and my pussy was pungent as fuck...dangling near the top of the washing machine and begging for a moist nuzzle and pat.

....but I couldn't. I fear touching my pussy.

I pet mine regularly... but I wash my hands first

Full hand or a smaller number of fingers?

middle and ring are the best to really make her purrr

Do you paws at all or just go tooth and nail?

soft, slow strokes

Your pussy must not want to kill your pink mouse....

she doesn’t like mice as much as she likes to chase thick long sticks

Tree branches are toxic to all mammals, not just pussies....

...and just like wood grained alcohol, only good for treating external infections.

how can I take something that she loves away from her? that would be cruel

Maybe perhaps a vinegar and water concoction?

she will only clench down on it harder

I fear your pussy is on its death bed if vinegar and water is not enough to clean out that wound... :Grin3:

my pussy is very much alive... you’ve been around a dried up pussy for too long

Yet you need to keep your pussy constantly flushed with unnatural medications...

Can't your pussy age with dignity?

my pussy is still capable of self cleansing

Dirty pussies never detect themselves, or there wouldn't be smelly animals when petted....

No one has ever complained about my pussy.

It would be cruel to berate an aging pussy when it's eating...

Thar reminds me... I need to go pet her before I get my beauty sleep xoxo

 

[Dove]

I wish you guys could pop in and let me know if my pussy has a smell.....or if shes alright.

I cant tell if shes stinky but I might just be used to it.

 

[Murdy]

Well my pussy is loafing on the floor right now glaring at me.

Cranky old puss.

she did that to me when I was there too lol

The cat got your tongue?

you could say that...

 

[Frood]

I wish you guys could pop in and let me know if my pussy has a smell.....or if shes alright.

I cant tell is shes stinky but I might just be used to it.

Wear an oven mitt and forego the stank?

 

[Dove]

I wish you guys could pop in and let me know if my pussy has a smell.....or if shes alright.

I cant tell is shes stinky but I might just be used to it.

Wear an oven mitt and forego the stank?

I dunno.....the oven mit might scare my pussy and make her violent.

It's best to just raw dog it.

 

[Murdy]

I wish you guys could pop in and let me know if my pussy has a smell.....or if shes alright.

I cant tell if shes stinky but I might just be used to it.

she is PURRRFECT:Perfecto:

 

[Frood]

It's a wrist but a wrist probably worth taking...

 

[Murdy]

I wish you guys could pop in and let me know if my pussy has a smell.....or if shes alright.

I cant tell is shes stinky but I might just be used to it.

Wear an oven mitt and forego the stank?

I dunno.....the oven mit might scare my pussy and make her violent.

It's best to just raw dog it.

my pussy misses raw dogging... I make her wear a mask now

 

[Frood]

I wish you guys could pop in and let me know if my pussy has a smell.....or if shes alright.

I cant tell is shes stinky but I might just be used to it.

Wear an oven mitt and forego the stank?

I dunno.....the oven mit might scare my pussy and make her violent.

It's best to just raw dog it.

my pussy misses raw dogging... I make her wear a mask now

Probably good for her bedding...

 

[Dove]

My old ass pussy is just ornery as fuck.

I really gotta vet any and all potential company. Shes sensitive and a bit embarrassing.

 

[Frood]

My old ass pussy is just ornery as fuck.

I really gotta vet any and all potential company. Shes sensitive and a bit embarrassing.

When they hack up a fur plug, I'd imagine it would be pretty unbearable....

 

[Dove]

My old ass pussy is just ornery as fuck.

I really gotta vet any and all potential company. Shes sensitive and a bit embarrassing.

When they hack up a fur plug, I'd imagine it would be pretty unbearable....

Its looks like shes dying when she hoarks up a furr ball.

 

[Frood]

My old ass pussy is just ornery as fuck.

I really gotta vet any and all potential company. Shes sensitive and a bit embarrassing.

When they hack up a fur plug, I'd imagine it would be pretty unbearable....

Its looks like shes dying when she hoarks up a furr ball.

Does she arch her back and meow "Kittylittergeddon!!!"?

 

[Dove]

My old ass pussy is just ornery as fuck.

I really gotta vet any and all potential company. Shes sensitive and a bit embarrassing.

When they hack up a fur plug, I'd imagine it would be pretty unbearable....

Its looks like shes dying when she hoarks up a furr ball.

Does she arch her back and meow "Kittylittergeddon!!!"?

Only when she has an infection :O

 

[Frood]

My old ass pussy is just ornery as fuck.

I really gotta vet any and all potential company. Shes sensitive and a bit embarrassing.

When they hack up a fur plug, I'd imagine it would be pretty unbearable....

Its looks like shes dying when she hoarks up a furr ball.

Does she arch her back and meow "Kittylittergeddon!!!"?

Only when she has an infection :O

All mammals have their Kittattiny Mountains to climb...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

My cat is a big stink arse, she shits once a day and it’s not an experience I enjoy, no matter what I feed her she stinks the house out, even the dog runs out the back lol...