No Fucking Way!!

[Alticus]

This is a question from Quora. There's no way on earth a walrus would win a fight against a polar bear. These folks answering the question have to be high. The walrus is far too sluggish to even stand a chance.

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This is a question from Quora. There's no way on earth a walrus would win a fight against a polar bear. These folks answering the question have to be high. The walrus is far too sluggish to even stand a chance.

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On land yes the Sea Lion is at a disadvantage, not so in the sea.

 

[Lily]

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It seems like the polar bear would have a speed advantage.

 

[Alticus]

On land yes the Sea Lion is at a disadvantage, not so in the sea.

Okay for clarity purposes we'll say the fight is on land. Walrus get annihilated imo.

 

[Alticus]

It seems like the polar bear would have a speed advantage.

Speed, power, and agility. The weight goes to the walrus I think.

 

[Alticus]

I just can't see any way that a walrus could harm the bear. The bear's claws would have a hard time penetrating the walrus' skin, but the bear has enough power to break bones imo.

 

[Lily]

Speed, power, and agility. The weight goes to the walrus I think.

Though I do think that the walrus can probably fight off a polar bear...at least long enough to escape back into the sea.

 

[Alticus]

Though I do think that the walrus can probably fight off a polar bear...at least long enough to escape back into the sea.

Interesting point you make. They are big sons a bitches.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

On land yes the Sea Lion is at a disadvantage, not so in the sea.

The gulls are like "damn bro, can I have some mako sushi too?"

 

[X]

Walruss has polar penetrating teefs duhh killers of poaler beers and turning killer whales into not so killer whales
plus a 2 foot penus the walrusus's use as a baT biggest of all land mammals you do know ask Alticus he knows all penus stuffs

can be 12 feet long and up to 3000 pounds of flubbering meAT the only formidible foe it could ever face is a Canada Goosed



''Fuck those guise yo''

 

[X]

the Bear brought a knife to a gun fight

 

[Alticus]

the Bear brought a knife to a gun fight

You're looking at a soon to be dead walrus my friend.

 

[Skidromofo]

What are their astrological charts look liike? I can tell you instantly who will win

 

[Alticus]

Walruss has polar penetrating teefs duhh killers of poaler beers and turning killer whales into not so killer whales
plus a 2 foot penus the walrusus's use as a baT biggest of all land mammals you do know ask Alticus he knows all penus stuffs

can be 12 feet long and up to 3000 pounds of flubbering meAT the only formidible foe it could ever face is a Canada Goosed



''Fuck those guise yo''

Thanks for clearing that up. :)

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I saw a video of a polar bear trying to get a walrus to eat, there was a bunch of them and they clearly looked scared from the polar

The bear was going after the smaller walruses, but the larger ones were protecting them.

The bear is obviously much more faster and agile than the walrus, but they're roughly the same size and the bear didn't seem too confident on facing the larger walruses

I don't think a lone walrus had much of a chance of hurting the bear seriously, but I could imagine the bear getting in trouble if 2 or 3 walrus charged at once

 

[X]

You're looking at a soon to be dead walrus my friend.

You see the size differential right, the Wally has 3 feet of blubber to penetrate one well placed bite it’s all over for the bear, they kill killer whales animal designed to kill hence it’s in their flipping name Alticus what’s a honky bear gonna do

 

[X]

If need flip flop attacks we’ll ask

 

[Alticus]

You see the size differential right, the Wally has 3 feet of blubber to penetrate one well placed bite it’s all over for the bear, they kill killer whales animal designed to kill hence it’s in their flipping name Alticus what’s a honky bear gonna do

That pic looks photoshopped to me. That, or that bear is way far away from the herd.

 

[X]

You're looking at a soon to be dead walrus my friend.

Pay attention my friend, I know all stuffs animal

 

[X]

That pic looks photoshopped to me. That, or that bear is way far away from the herd.

Check out the video I jus poasted yo, the teeth and claws cannot penetrate a wally

 

[Alticus]

Pay attention my friend, I know all stuffs animal

I don't mean to sound argumentative but that's multiple walruses on one bear. I'm talking a one-on-one fight.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Pay attention my friend, I know all stuffs animal

That's the video I saw, you faggit

 

[Alticus]

 

[X]

Polar bears are poosies LOL

 

[X]

That Wally was a druggy, they’re not as strong as the others

 

[X]

 

[X]

Remember Wally walrus LOL

 

[Alticus]

Remember Wally walrus LOL

I love the old cartoons like that!

 

[X]

I love the old cartoons like that!

AnT and the aardvark from pink panther Lol

 

[X]

The aardvark sounds like an old jew LOLOLOL