Oi noncescape

[Omnipotent]

Haha... love the gif and youtube. The Monty Python one always cracks me up. It aptly describes tuff-nutless-scape to a tee....lol

No one listens to his recordings.

He thinks he's a good flamer. He can't even pronounce English properly.... what a dunce he is.

REAPER 2

tuffnutless-scape 0

 

[reaper]

Hi big Lil.

You're looking more disgustingly hideous today then you normally do.Were you accidently raped by a male Hippo who must have mistaken took you for his wife or something.

 

[Lily]

No one listens to his recordings.

I actually do. I understand him fine. And when I miss a word here or there, I just replay that portion and listen. It's easy.

I agree with most of what he says. He's got all your numbers.

 

[Lily]

Hi big Lil.

You're looking more disgustingly hideous today then you normally do.Were you accidently raped by a male Hippo who must have mistaken took you for his wife or something.

Ohh, dear. Do better. Much, much, better.

That was phenomenally bad.

 

[reaper]

Ohh, dear. Do better. Much, much, better.

That was phenomenally bad.

So the Hippo knocked you back.

Can't really blame him.

 

[Lily]

So the Hippo knocked you back.

Can't really blame him.

Do you really think that's funny or is it about saving face? I must say, it's too late.

 

[Omnipotent]

Really? cause you've got the body of an Orangutan .

Isn't is funny though that I make a post containing a few hundred words and I'm apparently `melting down`.

Yet your buddy noncescape makes several voice messages that go on for fuck knows how long(and contain thousands of words in gibbersih) and they are great posts.

It just goes to prove that you're nothing other than a sniveling little coward like your pal.

Some people can't do what flamers do Reaper. Their imaginations aren't expansive.

I mean shee-it..... have you seen the dirge and limp wristed movies that come out of the USA today?

What happened to those people?

 

[reaper]

Some people can't do what flamers do Reaper. Their imaginations aren't expensive.

I mean shee-it..... have you seen the dirge and limp wristed movies that come out of the USA today?

What happened to those people?

I must admit the intelligence of some of the cretins around here is severely lacking.They seem to think these stupid one liners that 80% of the forum use are entertaining and witty.When all it really is,is mundane spam that most people scroll past.Take big Lilly,it has nearly 30 k posts (lmao get a life) and not one of them could be considered note worthy.Back in the day a spammer like that would have been booted from most forums.However it seems the norm nowadays.Creativity is non existent in most of these fools,Cask.

 

[Lily]

I must admit the intelligence of some of the cretins around here is severely lacking.They seem to think these stupid one liners that 80% of the forum use are entertaining and witty.When all it really is,is mundane spam that most people scroll past.Take big Lilly,it has nearly 30 k posts (lmao get a life) and not one of them could be considered note worthy.Back in the day a spammer like that would have been booted from most forums.However it seems the norm nowadays.Creativity is non existent in most of these fools,Cask.

You seem to have me on the brain.

I'm here for my entertainment. Get over yourself. Or don't and just whine about me constantly. If that's your idea of fun, have at it.

 

[reaper]

You seem to have me on the brain.

I'm here for my entertainment. Get over yourself. Or don't and just whine about me constantly. If that's your idea of fun, have at it.

You post hump me all the time you fat cunt.Even when I'm not posting in your direction,you just have too jump in and try to play capt save a tard if I even say boo to one of your bum chums.And I supposedly have you on the brain lol.You're nothing but a spamming bottom feeder to me my dear.Sorry to burst your bubble and shit but you're really nothing other than a non-entity I kick around when I can be arsed.

 

[Lily]

You post hump me all the time you fat cunt.Even when I'm not posting in your direction,you just have too jump in and try to play capt save a tard if I even say boo to one of your bum chums.And I supposedly have you on the brain lol.You're nothing but a spamming bottom feeder to me my dear.Sorry to burst your bubble and shit but you're really nothing other than a non-entity I kick around when I can be arsed.

 

[Omnipotent]

One of these is Admin, one is Lily another is blandscape and yet another one it Vitriol aka Garrety aka someone who needs a bath and eats weeds..... yeah. The weed that smells funny and chases moths out of your drawers.

 

[Lily]

One of these is Admin, one is Lily another is blandscape and yet another one it Vitriol aka Garrety aka someone who needs a bath and eats weeds..... yeah. The weed that smells funny and chases moths out of your drawers.

Whoa, what flaming skills. I don't know how any of us will go on.

You posted a video of fainting goats. Good on you.

 

[Kirk]

One of these is Admin, one is Lily another is blandscape and yet another one it Vitriol aka Garrety aka someone who needs a bath and eats weeds..... yeah. The weed that smells funny and chases moths out of your drawers.

To be honest, I believe Blandscape went down the shitter sometime in the year before the Third Rail Forum closed down...he was at Flame Truth and was suspended twice for mental health issues. He had plenty of opportunities to post song parodies and stories there but never did because he has brain damage now.

Those voice things are truly demented and full of nonsense and insanity, have you heard him cackling every 2 minutes on those...and he accused Reaper of having gout, who the hell says something so stupid? His only schtick is claiming to beat up people as if he's mentally projecting himself into people's homes and punching them while in ghost form, and when he's not doing that, he's bragging about all his amazing content that exists only in his imagination, what a looney tune.

I believe admin is simply an elderly man who is unable to use a computer, and Bastard Factory is the only website he has bookmarked and can access via the internet.

Lily stated that she is here for her own entertainment...which means she is miserable all day and has nowhere else to post because no one likes her.

 

[Lily]

Lily stated that she is here for her own entertainment...which means she is miserable all day and has nowhere else to post because no one likes her.

But does it mean that? Or is that just your opinion; one that you pulled from your stank hole?

 

[Omnipotent]

I love auto correct until it fails me. Why would it it change expansive into expensive. I think a spelling mistake would be more honourable than a wrong word now back to my regular informative and inciteful program.

We are not flat-lining just yet in this section of creativity where one man and one alone, namely Reaper has taken on Blandscape and brought the funny to us grateful audience.... in runs Debbie Downer with her inane posts about stank and holes and icky talk like that to Ay...ewww.

Does people like befuddled Blanddud, Admin our resident Queen Boy George, Lily-gone-silly need a PR TEAM to advance their cause? Meghan Markle's PR team Sunshine Sachs has a lighter load these days since they parted ways with MM but I'm not sure how ready they are to take on BF retarded geriatrics ... it would be a big task, HUGE task in fact, to take those 3 crippled cantaloupe on the books.

What can we do to make them better posters. Is that even a possibility or a Buckley's Chance?

Somebody with megabyte talent could I guess... lead them along by their snotty noses or in Lily-gone-silly's case, brown nose, pun intended.

We could label them three useless, The Three Musty-tears. They weep musty tears on the sidelines waiting for someone, anyone to acknowledge the existence with a Fuck U cunt..

Speaking of cunts, where is Flynn?

 

[Lily]

I love auto correct until it fails me. Why would it it change expansive into expensive. I think a spelling mistake would be more honourable than a wrong word now back to my regular informative and inciteful program.

We are not flat-lining just yet in this section of creativity where one man and one alone, namely Reaper has taken on Blandscape and brought the funny to us grateful audience.... in runs Debbie Downer with her inane posts about stank and holes and icky talk like that to Ay...ewww.

Does people like befuddled Blanddud, Admin our resident Queen Boy George, Lily-gone-silly need a PR TEAM to advance their cause? Meghan Markle's PR team Sunshine Sachs has a lighter load these days since they parted ways with MM but I'm not sure how ready they are to take on BF retarded geriatrics ... it would be a big task, HUGE task in fact, to take those 3 crippled cantaloupe on the books.

What can we go to make them better posters. Is that even a possibility or a Buckley's Chance?

Somebody with megabyte talent could I guess... lead them along by their snotty noses or in Lily-gone-silly's case, brown nose, pun intended.

We could label them three useless, The Three Musty-tears. They weep musty tears on the sidelines waiting for someone, anyone to acknowledge the existence with a Fuck U cunt..

Speaking of cunts, where is Flynn?

Lotta words saying a lot of nothing, hag.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Flynn got outed (again) for being that Pickles guy, only this time it seems to have knocked the Mongtini sisters for six...

The e-trannie troll is finally over. Praise jeebus.

 

[Omnipotent]

Lotta words saying a lot of nothing, hag.

Weren't you recently called a fag hag?... get your own material copycat.

Flynn got outed (again) for being that Pickles guy, only this time it seems to have knocked the Mongtini sisters for six...

The e-trannie troll is finally over. Praise jeebus.

You can't talk about Flynn like that. Flynn is a legend... she is the Queen of Mean.

If you e-shoot at the Queen of Mean you better make sure you e- kill her.

I see they tried to egg our King today. A 23 year old insane man....

Is your country falling to bits?

Find out where he lives and steal his letter box.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I hate to break it to you, but Flynn isn't a female. Perhaps in the past back on BH, I don't know, but on here in it's current form, definitely not.

It will have been some far left middle class trust fund kid who tossed the egg, uni's are full of those coddled faggots.

 

[X]

I hate to break it to you, but Flynn isn't a female. Perhaps in the past back on BH, I don't know, but on here in it's current form, definitely not.

It will have been some far left middle class trust fund kid who tossed the egg, uni's are full of those coddled faggots.

Hi faggot !

 

[Adam Hitler]

What's happening princess? You gud?

 

[X]

What's happening princess? You gud?

Nope
todays a memorial dinner, at my place lol like I have fucking social skills
luckily I have TWO exs here cooking and basically saving my ass, I just sit and cry and drink and they tell me to stfu all day ha bitches ! life is warped dood, I don't belong here but I'll do what I can while I am.
the way her cats stare at me kills me, the one Siamese tilts his fucking noggin like BRO whirs my owner ??

fuck Aryan

 

[Lily]

Weren't you recently called a fag hag?... get your own material copycat.

Really? Do better.

 

[X]

Lily is laughing at my despair ):

.. wish I could find it funny

 

[Lily]

Lily is laughing at my despair ):

.. wish I could find it funny

I was laughing at the part where you said your ex bitches told you to STFU.

I have been very sympathetic to your bad news even without knowing what is going on. I continue to wish you well. I don't wish anyone here to have pain or suffering.

My apologies for hurting your feelings. It was not intended that way.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Nope
todays a memorial dinner, at my place lol like I have fucking social skills
luckily I have TWO exs here cooking and basically saving my ass, I just sit and cry and drink and they tell me to stfu all day ha bitches ! life is warped dood, I don't belong here but I'll do what I can while I am.
the way her cats stare at me kills me, the one Siamese tilts his fucking noggin like BRO whirs my owner ??

fuck Aryan

Couldn't you go to a restaurant/diner or something? Lol it would be waaay easier.

 

[Kirk]

I love auto correct until it fails me. Why would it it change expansive into expensive. I think a spelling mistake would be more honourable than a wrong word now back to my regular informative and inciteful program.

We are not flat-lining just yet in this section of creativity where one man and one alone, namely Reaper has taken on Blandscape and brought the funny to us grateful audience.... in runs Debbie Downer with her inane posts about stank and holes and icky talk like that to Ay...ewww.

Does people like befuddled Blanddud, Admin our resident Queen Boy George, Lily-gone-silly need a PR TEAM to advance their cause? Meghan Markle's PR team Sunshine Sachs has a lighter load these days since they parted ways with MM but I'm not sure how ready they are to take on BF retarded geriatrics ... it would be a big task, HUGE task in fact, to take those 3 crippled cantaloupe on the books.

What can we do to make them better posters. Is that even a possibility or a Buckley's Chance?

Somebody with megabyte talent could I guess... lead them along by their snotty noses or in Lily-gone-silly's case, brown nose, pun intended.

We could label them three useless, The Three Musty-tears. They weep musty tears on the sidelines waiting for someone, anyone to acknowledge the existence with a Fuck U cunt..

Speaking of cunts, where is Flynn?

Unfortunately...all of the amusing and entertaining flames have already been written and are only available in the archives. The so-called current community is full of low hanging dingle berries that offer no inspiration or creativity to work with. Gary is giving a thumbs up to a 30 minute Vocaroo of paint drying, how can you fix that?

Lily must suffer from chronic constipation or a similar condition that causes her to be grumpy and flatulent all day. She offers nothing but spite and spittle.

 

[Garraty_47]

@Aylana

Compared to watching someone knuckle out the same complaints about the same people for the nth time *just this month* a Blandscape Vocaroo is the fucking Banksy of spoken word forum communication. Compared to the repetitious whingeing some here confuse with participation those Vocaroos are what a Picasso would sound like if paint could talk.

I'd rather listen to a hundred Blandscape Vocaroos than have to read even one more feeble little bitch-fest about how they're "boring" or they're "too long" or "I can't understand him".

Maybe all you negative Nancys just need a good post-coital dopamine dump to smack those frowns off your faces? Given your attitudes I have doubts you'll be able to convince anyone else to help you with that but I'm sure this wouldn't be the first time you went and fucked yourselves.

The only thing you've got to lose is those sour dispositions.
So go ahead- take a chance: go fuck yourself!

 

[Lily]

@Aylana


So go ahead- take a chance: go fuck yourself!