Blandscape just got home from the sex toy shop
Cleaned up his room with a dirty cum mop
Then began to spam Bastard factory and wouldn't stop
Dovey said,
Blandscape sure is pissed
He's screaming that Jesus did not exist
Acting like an entitled prick
Damn, that boy bleeds more than a chick
Blandscape just looked down at his tiny penis
And proclaimed he was a motherfucking genius
Doubling down he picked up the pace
Posting like he was in a horse race
Flea said,
Blandscape is a chicken headed crack whore
He's giving me a headache and is such a bore
Please Jesus make him stop, I can't take any more
Blandscape continued to spam as though he was drugged
His asshole was gaping because it was double butt plugged
Rocking on his haunches, he started to drool
Half of forum then decided to block the fool
No matter what other people said
Blandscape continued to ruin the thread
This insane behavior was all preplanned
He didn't care if he was mental health banned
Blandscape's balls glistened and began to sweat
Lily looked on and started to get wet
Blandscape's post count rose higher and higher
His one man dumpster fire grew brighter and brighter
He yelled, "Dovey's a nurse and is really dumb"
Then he rubbed his penis and began to cum
The ejaculation splashed into the computer screen
It was the biggest money shot ever seen
Blandscape leaned back and started to cry
Then logged off without saying good bye
And that's the night Blandscape spammed till he came
He showed no remorse and no shame
When everything was said and done
He wrote nothing that was amusing or fun
Blandscape spammed over 9000 times in one thread
And when he woke the next day
There was shit all over the bed
(based on the song, The night the lights went out in Georgia)
Cleaned up his room with a dirty cum mop
Then began to spam Bastard factory and wouldn't stop
Dovey said,
Blandscape sure is pissed
He's screaming that Jesus did not exist
Acting like an entitled prick
Damn, that boy bleeds more than a chick
Blandscape just looked down at his tiny penis
And proclaimed he was a motherfucking genius
Doubling down he picked up the pace
Posting like he was in a horse race
Flea said,
Blandscape is a chicken headed crack whore
He's giving me a headache and is such a bore
Please Jesus make him stop, I can't take any more
Blandscape continued to spam as though he was drugged
His asshole was gaping because it was double butt plugged
Rocking on his haunches, he started to drool
Half of forum then decided to block the fool
No matter what other people said
Blandscape continued to ruin the thread
This insane behavior was all preplanned
He didn't care if he was mental health banned
Blandscape's balls glistened and began to sweat
Lily looked on and started to get wet
Blandscape's post count rose higher and higher
His one man dumpster fire grew brighter and brighter
He yelled, "Dovey's a nurse and is really dumb"
Then he rubbed his penis and began to cum
The ejaculation splashed into the computer screen
It was the biggest money shot ever seen
Blandscape leaned back and started to cry
Then logged off without saying good bye
And that's the night Blandscape spammed till he came
He showed no remorse and no shame
When everything was said and done
He wrote nothing that was amusing or fun
Blandscape spammed over 9000 times in one thread
And when he woke the next day
There was shit all over the bed
(based on the song, The night the lights went out in Georgia)