you went over to the "Darkside" some time ago when you sold your very own soul to become a red reg.
Memorieez, more more memoriiiieeees!
No, friendo, you only know half of it, and have your half-quoinked perspective backwards - it was even
worse than you think. *grins* That undersized softball on your neck is about to get a lot softer. I'm a Senior Reg, which means I was Regged before the tards that the board needed to be rid of went Blue by putting Evil Blood's avatar skull in place of the Regular, classic ol' BH skull. How fucking demeaning that was, and that short bald fat orphaned fuck took his senseless recruits with him far far away to a new board to slobber all over. *makes the sign of the cross*
Looking back, it was like that tiny kike was Sauron giving away self-made gifs instead of gold rings to clueless, reckless pawns who all fell in a shabby single-file line: shortest at the front, tallest tearing up its rear. You know how funny it was when HC pointed out a
Read PMs addition to EB's admin panel on a screen shot that the bitch-boi board owner mindlessly posted himself!
Haha! Oh man, that was the only memorable thing EB and his flunkie stooges ever did, or
got done by their own dumb selves, I should say.
The tall guy, Eric, the ginger with an autistic son and a wife he told me that they only fuck once a year on their anniversary. This was back in '05 or 6 he told me that, so I truly think they just tell people they still do in order to change the subject from how their "special" son was doing. The idiot responsible for creating a life like that was the naive mark I used to trampoline off into the Regs. Went like this; now try to keep up son, like his autistic one:
Oranje and I double-teamed Flynn in a thread that made it into BH's
Hall of Flame. He was so happy about it that he put my nic up for Regging, making him my First Brother! I even made an IM account to talk him up, and we went on one genuinely spectacular raid where the two of us torn some site to ribbons, like the ones we would've been awarded at BH due to the hilarious quality on both of our parts. Unforgettable.
After that, he assured everyone behind the scenes that I could be a team player, unlike my terrible reputation of being a "sniper" who would shoot anyone anytime anywhere. Half the Regs were grumpy fucking Australians who all despised me since Year One. You might remember the time that sum cun`T got all emo and wanted to drag his ex-wife's name through the muck, and spilled the beans that should've never been taken out of the cabinet.
Remember the chaos I caused then? Of course you do, if you were there at the time. The fool had mentioned that his ex was such a whore that she left their daughter in one room with strangers while she went into another room and shut the door. His daughter (12) was deflowered by some Ozzy junkie shmuck while mommy was willingly getting done like that in the next room. I detailed the grime and vile organisms living under every junkie's fingernails, and how her hymen got torn wider than I made Rowan's jaw drop concerning the matter. Oh yes, I couldn't stop my well-groomed fingers from
flying, covering every possible angle that young pre-teen pussies suffer from when unwillingly torn. Remember?
Anyway, the entire Oz bloc came together over this instance, and became a closer group of foreign Regs than ever thanks to me. My nic was shot down backstage every time someone would grudgingly put me up for formal inclusion. Maybe some of the ones who did that just did it to watch the Ozzies layin' down the ribbon worthy rage in their "arguments" for my rejection? Haha.
Now back to OJ who convinced them that I was certainly more than worthy to don a furnace because he and I were comrades and my infamous nic had been sitting on the top shelf for too long. Being Eric's pal lasted around two weeks until my flames rose. I immediately deleted the only IM account that I made to chuckle with him as he does with about everybody, opening his door far too wide. I naturally turned off my PMs that we'd exchanged a couple times just the day before I was handed the key. He knows I hoodwinked his stupid ass, and then I told him that I was going to send the ARMY that was out in the hot desert while their wives back home were almost all cheating cunts.
For this reason, the ARMY had a huge Wall of Shame where soldiers placed pictures of their cheating wives smiling and holding their kids. Oucharoobah! I told him I screen-capped his bragging posts of fucking Caliope and snorting ching off her chins - fun party. Heeheeheee. He then stood up and self-detonated, went nuclear, and wrote a long, humiliating meltdown in hysterically HUGE font sized letters in a post that EB had to shake his sad bald head, bite his bottom lip, pin that completely rattled new thread until someone with sense came in and immediately took it down and removed the pretty red ribbon his friend had awarded him in an attempt to hide what he just did. Bastard. I wish whoever did that would've let it stay right where it was stuck as a showcase of what genuine epic meltdowns really look like. Poor punked mark left BH with EB, faking enthusiasm about it.
I never sold my soul to get Regged, I just gave some goon my devilishly good looking smile you remember so fondly. Hell, you've already mentioned it once here before and you now know the terrible truth about me, making you my newest owned bitch whose memory needs to be deleted via baseball bat to the teeth, followed by a Clockwork Oranje style clobbering that'll never stop until it resembles on old avocado...
SSS
- when I get tired, clean off my fucking bat before I re-soil it by smothering it with super glue and shoving it up as deep it'll go up your fistable asshole