Pet Peeves

[Frood]

Here are some of mine.

1. Pineapple on a pizza (enough said).

2. Bicycles ridden on roads and cyclists riding two abreast through narrow windy curves. I literally have to resist the strong urge to run those arrogant spandex clad faggots over then continuously back up over their throats.

3. Leftists who want to discuss politics/history/music/art/cooking/hard work/morality/personal hygiene but they're leftists, so they don't know jack shit. I also have to resist the urge to run them over and back up over their throats.

4. Ketchup. It should never be put on anything. Fuck it off, people. Try to put ketchup on my food and that bottle is going up your arse.

5. Most people who live on the West Coast with some exceptions. Torch and bulldoze the entire area and start over. It's a cesspool of degenerate morons and criminal wetbacks.

6. Most Jews. They're an arrogant group of people...the "Chosen People" who turn neutral people into enemies wherever they've fanned out but it's always the fault of OTHERS and never the treacherous jews.

That's enough for now. My blood pressure is starting to spike.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Pineapple on pizza ordered and the results was a banana split pineapple topping on a pizza.

karma +1

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Here are some of mine.

1. Pineapple on a pizza (enough said).

2. Bicycles ridden on roads and cyclists riding two abreast through narrow windy curves. I literally have to resist the strong urge to run those arrogant spandex clad faggots over then continuously back up over their throats.

3. Leftists who want to discuss politics/history/music/art/cooking/hard work/morality/personal hygiene but they're leftists, so they don't know jack shit. I also have to resist the urge to run them over and back up over their throats.

4. Ketchup. It should never be put on anything. Fuck it off, people. Try to put ketchup on my food and that bottle is going up your arse.

5. Most people who live on the West Coast with some exceptions. Torch and bulldoze the entire area and start over. It's a cesspool of degenerate morons and criminal wetbacks.

6. Most Jews. They're an arrogant group of people...the "Chosen People" who turn neutral people into enemies wherever they've fanned out but it's always the fault of OTHERS and never the treacherous jews.

That's enough for now. My blood pressure is starting to spike.

#2

The amish on bikes because they refuse tech vs spandex clad lance armstrong wannabe fags in colorful colors ignoring stop lights & stop signs head down as if currently tour DUH france involved & invested.

Become a speed bump you detritus swallowing fucksticks.

 

[Garraty_47]

Late stage capitalism.

Shit's fucking stupid.

 

[Frood]

Late stage capitalism.

Shit's fucking stupid.

Ahem.... reread #3

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Late stage capitalism.

Shit's fucking stupid.

And just what is late stage capitalism?

The very thing that sustained peoples?

The rising tide that lifted all boats?

Anyone who false claims late stage capitalism now conveniently forgets a worldwide pandemic to forge false narratives.

False prophets step forward & plead your communistic case.

 

[Alticus]

1. When people show up without calling first.
2. Cab drivers that don't speak English and wear a ton of cologne and hang those Goddamn tree shaped air freshers everywhere.
3. Tips automatically included with the cheque.
4. Waiting for dealers to call back.
5. Dealers who never call back.
6. Doctors when an attitude problem.
7. Malware
8. Edited TV shows because of coarse language.
9. People who use steroids to get big faster. Roids are for lifters who don't want to put the work in.
10. Mouthy teenagers
11. When the local dope store runs out of my beloved edibles and I have to settle for lozenges.

 

[Frood]

1. When people show up without calling first.
2. Cab drivers that don't speak English and wear a ton of cologne and hang those Goddamn tree shaped air freshers everywhere.
3. Tips automatically included with the cheque.
4. Waiting for dealers to call back.
5. Dealers who never call back.
6. Doctors when an attitude problem.
7. Malware
8. Edited TV shows because of coarse language.
9. People who use steroids to get big faster. Roids are for lifters who don't want to put the work in.
10. Mouthy teenagers
11. When the local dope store runs out of my beloved edibles and I have to settle for lozenges.

I was with you up until 11.

 

[Alticus]

I was with you up until 11.

Hi Frood, why 11?

 

[Frood]

I don't take edibles or go to dope shops.

 

[Alticus]

I don't take edibles or go to dope shops.

Make your own stuff?

 

[Frood]

Not allowed in my industry. To fail a test could cost one their job or even career.

 

[Alticus]

Not allowed in my industry. To fail a test could cost one their job or even career.

Unless it's confidential, what industry? What do you do?

 

[Frood]

Unless it's confidential, what industry?

I can't say. There are rules around bringing disrepute to the org.

 

[Alticus]

One more pet peeve. People who are in a rush waiting for an elevator and push the button like 5 times as if the elevator will come faster.

 

[Garraty_47]

Ahem.... reread #3

I thought we were listing our own pet peeves?

Now I have a #2 though:

Control freaks.

 

[Grimmy]

#1 Underpants and socks with sand in them.

 

[Flynn]

Pet peeves, huh?

1. People who breathe in your face, the exhaling part.

2. People who chew with their mouth open.

3. People who burp and fart in public and then don't say anything, like excuse me.

4. Lily.

5. admin.

6. Alticus.

7. Bad drivers.

 

[Flynn]

1. When people show up without calling first.

You shouldn't have that problem, being the loser shut in you are.

2. Cab drivers that don't speak English and wear a ton of cologne and hang those Goddamn tree shaped air freshers everywhere.

Try acquiring a driver's license, idiot. Your paper route 10 speed will only get you so far.

3. Tips automatically included with the cheque.

That's because you're a broke and cheap bastard like The Prowler.

4. Waiting for dealers to call back.

That should tell you something.

5. Dealers who never call back.

Still stuck on stupid.

6. Doctors when an attitude problem.

If you started listening to them, instead of doing your own thing. They might like you.

7. Malware.

Stop watching pirn 24/7.

8. Edited TV shows because of coarse language.

Stop watching Sesame Street and The Reading Rainbow.

9. People who use steroids to get big faster. Roids are for lifters who don't want to put the work in.

Instead they should grow old and fat like you.

10. Mouthy teenagers.

How many times did they kick your ass?

11. When the local dope store runs out of my beloved edibles and I have to settle for lozenges.

Thenwhen you run out of the lozenges, you move onto @Jack 's cock.

 

[Alticus]

You shouldn't have that problem, being the loser shut in you are.



Try acquiring a driver's license, idiot. Your paper route 10 speed will only get you so far.



That's because you're a broke and cheap bastard like The Prowler.



That should tell you something.



Still stuck on stupid.



If you started listening to them, instead of doing your own thing. They might like you.



Stop watching pirn 24/7.



Stop watching Sesame Street and The Reading Rainbow.



Instead they should grow old and fat like you.



How many times did they kick your ass?



Thenwhen you run out of the lozenges, you move onto @Jack 's cock.

Find someone else to troll Flynn. I'm done with you. Have a nice life tough guy. lol

 

[Fredricka]

One more pet peeve. People who are in a rush waiting for an elevator and push the button like 5 times as if the elevator will come faster.

It might

 

[Seamajor]

Here are some of mine.

1. Pineapple on a pizza (enough said).

2. Bicycles ridden on roads and cyclists riding two abreast through narrow windy curves. I literally have to resist the strong urge to run those arrogant spandex clad faggots over then continuously back up over their throats.

3. Leftists who want to discuss politics/history/music/art/cooking/hard work/morality/personal hygiene but they're leftists, so they don't know jack shit. I also have to resist the urge to run them over and back up over their throats.

4. Ketchup. It should never be put on anything. Fuck it off, people. Try to put ketchup on my food and that bottle is going up your arse.

5. Most people who live on the West Coast with some exceptions. Torch and bulldoze the entire area and start over. It's a cesspool of degenerate morons and criminal wetbacks.

6. Most Jews. They're an arrogant group of people...the "Chosen People" who turn neutral people into enemies wherever they've fanned out but it's always the fault of OTHERS and never the treacherous jews.

That's enough for now. My blood pressure is starting to spike.

Understandable

 

[Seamajor]

Fuck ups who lay blame on others
Cigarette smoke
Old outdated food.

 

[Flynn]

Find someone else to troll Flynn. I'm done with you. Have a nice life tough guy. lol

Fuck off, you cowardly P.I. mong.

 

[The Cuntess]

Leftovers and hoarding. I throw everything away

When someone opens a can of soda , takes one drink and puts it in the fridge

Leaving the toilet seat up.

 

[Frood]

Retarded hypocrite baby boomers who push socialism but gentrify poorer nations in order to live better than the locals there can.

The toilet seat down. Leave it down all the time and don't expect me to not piss on it out of spite.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

Renaming of the three first Star Wars movies. Fuck that. They will always be Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi.

Anything with Owen Wilson in it.

People who say things like "I make the best hamburgers" (or their spouses), then proceed to name all the ingredients they put in it....

....that's fucking meatloaf you dumb motherfuckers. You made meatloaf sandwiches, not hamburgers.

Sweet Tea

Government bans on silly things. They just banned machetes in my state but not scrap metal, angle grinders, and gaffer tape. Think, you tyrannical fuckwits.

 

[Garraty_47]

Anything with Owen Wilson in it.

Oh wow!

 

[Frood]

Fucker....

 

[Frood]

People who pay good money to experience snow. Snow is just frozen fucking rain. Don't romanticize what it is.... "like omg, we stayed at a mountain top resort and built snowmen and snow ploughed down Bubble Bath Alley all weekend long. It was amazinggggggg!!!!".... fuck off!

Lawns that need constant mowing. Wtf? Grow something you can eat or get some pets that can eat that shit instead of you wasting valuable time and money because you find it therapeutic or you don't want to be scoffed at by neighbours. Get a rock garden and volunteer at a soup kitchen with the free time or plant a huge garden and donate to the soup kitchen. You'll get your therapy and your fucking mind back.


Soft drink and assorted foodstuffs bottled in plastics or aluminum. You can't tell me that autism, man boobs on tubby young boys, and early onset puberty in under 10 girls can't be traced back to packaging choices.

ANY KIND OF VACCINES. They lied and indoctrinated us to accept these poisons through campaigns of fear, intimidation, and disinformation. Tetanus isn't exactly what they said it is....neither is polio and it only amps up from there. If you body didn't supply it, it's not needed or you're defective.

Pet jackets. Enough said.

Vegans, vegetarians, environmentalists, anthropogenic climate change cultists.... nuff nuff's said.

Women's fleecy tights vs men's long underwear cost significantly different. They're having us on. Men.... just buy fat tall girl foot less tights for a quarter of the price. Nobody sees them and they do as good a job. If somebody calls you a fag, just remind them that hosiery, piercings, tattoos, pants, makeup, skirts, and high heels were created by men FOR men in specific capacities and the bitches stole them from us because they're needy passive aggressive wenches.

Lemon butter.... just don't. You want lemon AND butter. It's 2 motions, not a commitment.

Chicks (and more and more modern effeminate men these days) who have a flat tyre on the side of the road and are on their phones obviously melting down. Take an adult learning course or spring your grandfather out of lock up. He'll put a compressor in your trunk, a repair kit, and instruct you how to use them.

 

[Frood]

People who buy or receive trading cards or freebie plastic collectable trinkets in original packaging but insist on removing the sealed outer packaging to see what they got and then let them get scratched up in a box or thrown out in their children's junk piles. Put that shit in a secure box and sell it decades later for a premium.


People or organizations/companies who penalize or get penalized for people who don't own a watch but use their phones as one while on heavy or light machinery. Just get a fucking timepiece and not some hackable recording thing... alternately, if something is as simple as a quick side button push to see the time, don't try to run them out for dangerous operations. I also hate how these so called rules are applied indiscriminately depending on their rank or quality of work.... like fluorescent vests and when and where they come off and on again... or blocking doorways.... stepping over tines.

Soy sauce.... what the fuck is the point.... seriously.... it tastes like nothing.