Posters I would like to see come back...and the bag on Lily thread.

[Kirk]

have any of these legends of the "community" shown up?

 

[Adam Hitler]

3. Caskur should be given a panel.

Fuck that, the old warhorse is already suffering from delusions of grandeur.

 

[The Scoundrel]

have any of these legends of the "community" shown up?

They're all dead stoopid.

 

[Flynn]

Wel, I just donned my floral print hip waders and sloshed my way through this entire thread and I have some observations to share.

1. If the cadre of Meltdown-bound bobbleheads populating this morass didn't have access to the two superstar ladies who regularly hand them their own asses with one hand while painting their own toenails with the other, said bobbleheads would be forced to fall back on their usual diet of 4x4 cryptic crossword puzzles and Marmite on crumpets.

2. Dove shouldn't have more than five coffees in the morning.

3. Caskur should be given a panel.

Good to see you, Blurt. Don't be a stranger.

 

[Lokmar]

Wel, I just donned my floral print hip waders and sloshed my way through this entire thread and I have some observations to share.

1. If the cadre of Meltdown-bound bobbleheads populating this morass didn't have access to the two superstar ladies who regularly hand them their own asses with one hand while painting their own toenails with the other, said bobbleheads would be forced to fall back on their usual diet of 4x4 cryptic crossword puzzles and Marmite on crumpets.

2. Dove shouldn't have more than five coffees in the morning.

3. Caskur should be given a panel.

When your eating out flynnbecile, look out! Thats a dick! Maybe you like that shit tho.

 

[Flynn]

Wel, I just donned my floral print hip waders and sloshed my way through this entire thread and I have some observations to share.

1. If the cadre of Meltdown-bound bobbleheads populating this morass didn't have access to the two superstar ladies who regularly hand them their own asses with one hand while painting their own toenails with the other, said bobbleheads would be forced to fall back on their usual diet of 4x4 cryptic crossword puzzles and Marmite on crumpets.

2. Dove shouldn't have more than five coffees in the morning.

3. Caskur should be given a panel.

When your eating out flynnbecile, look out! Thats a dick! Maybe you like that shit tho.

Oh, hush!

Maybe it'll be a nice surprise, like when one gets to the middle of a Tootsie Pop.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Ewwww....

 

[Blurt]

Good to see you, Blurt. Don't be a stranger.

Thanks, Flynn.

Not being a stranger is a tall order in a strange land, but I'll try.

Anyway, I see the Nazi fanboi is still crawling about looking for his tooth so I might just have to get on all fours alongside him and flick that thing into a corner before he spots it.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Ahh the old pretending you've dropped something while wearing a short leather miniskirt and waving your ass in my face trick...

The tactic failed to seduce me the last 3 times you tried it, and believe me Blurtrice, this time won't be any different!

 

[Admin.]

He would just be phishing pin ID to find out who is behind the guests is my guess.

For fuck sakes, he can delete posts in the Politics sub. Get a fucking grip white folks.

STFU with your white folks shit already.

They are irrational and made out of pudding. Today's performance only reinforced that.

Oh No, someone I don't like can delete posts in a sub I don't post in, so I have to stay away from the sub he isn't allowed. That's white logic for you.

So is it Chinese logic to give someone a panel that's destroyed several other forums?

The problem is not everyone agrees with these claims he has "destroyed several forums". Most people watched and have their own opinions on what happened. This narrative that Big "destroyed several forums" isnt the consensus.

You guys dont like him, that's pretty much it. You cant demand everyone accept your version of events and make decisions for THEIR forums(that arrogance thing about what people should do with their own forum again) that you agree with.

It's a mod panel. He doesnt have access to anyones IP. Or anything. You guys are bringing the drama claiming he "destroyed several forums" because you think it makes the tantrum more "rational".

Fash is allowed to decide what happens on her board and if she wants Big to help mod the politcs section, that's her decision. Shes known Big for years and she capable of forming her own views about him. You guys have a really bad habit of expecting other people to dislike who you dislike and just believe what you say about them. Then if they dont....you usually get mad at them and start blaming them for bullshit.

Like how Poopturd was over here blaming Fash and calling her stupid because she doesnt jump onto this Big hysteria.

You guys really have no self awareness or any clue how obvious your manipulation tactics truly are.

Two Facts: Stubby was administrator of 2 different forums as they were driven off cliffs, do the math.

 

[Blurt]

Hey, Scouse! Lookit my ass in a leather skirt!

*flick*

 

[Flynn]

Good to see you, Blurt. Don't be a stranger.

Thanks, Flynn.

Not being a stranger is a tall order in a strange land, but I'll try.

Anyway, I see the Nazi fanboi is still crawling about looking for his tooth so I might just have to get on all fours alongside him and flick that thing into a corner before he spots it.

Oh. Lord. If you do that he'll certify that you're a Jew and go on a rant on how all Jewish people are tooth flickers.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

He would just be phishing pin ID to find out who is behind the guests is my guess.

For fuck sakes, he can delete posts in the Politics sub. Get a fucking grip white folks.

STFU with your white folks shit already.

They are irrational and made out of pudding. Today's performance only reinforced that.

Oh No, someone I don't like can delete posts in a sub I don't post in, so I have to stay away from the sub he isn't allowed. That's white logic for you.

So is it Chinese logic to give someone a panel that's destroyed several other forums?

The problem is not everyone agrees with these claims he has "destroyed several forums". Most people watched and have their own opinions on what happened. This narrative that Big "destroyed several forums" isnt the consensus.

You guys dont like him, that's pretty much it. You cant demand everyone accept your version of events and make decisions for THEIR forums(that arrogance thing about what people should do with their own forum again) that you agree with.

It's a mod panel. He doesnt have access to anyones IP. Or anything. You guys are bringing the drama claiming he "destroyed several forums" because you think it makes the tantrum more "rational".

Fash is allowed to decide what happens on her board and if she wants Big to help mod the politcs section, that's her decision. Shes known Big for years and she capable of forming her own views about him. You guys have a really bad habit of expecting other people to dislike who you dislike and just believe what you say about them. Then if they dont....you usually get mad at them and start blaming them for bullshit.

Like how Poopturd was over here blaming Fash and calling her stupid because she doesnt jump onto this Big hysteria.

You guys really have no self awareness or any clue how obvious your manipulation tactics truly are.

They have their tears tho

 

[Blurt]

Good to see you, Blurt. Don't be a stranger.

Thanks, Flynn.

Not being a stranger is a tall order in a strange land, but I'll try.

Anyway, I see the Nazi fanboi is still crawling about looking for his tooth so I might just have to get on all fours alongside him and flick that thing into a corner before he spots it.

Oh. Lord. If you do that he'll certify that you're a Jew and go on a rant on how all Jewish people are tooth flickers.

It's a given.

The toothless are always ranting against tooth-flickers.

It's a harsh world we live in, no doubt about that.

 

[Lokmar]

Good to see you, Blurt. Don't be a stranger.

Thanks, Flynn.

Not being a stranger is a tall order in a strange land, but I'll try.

Anyway, I see the Nazi fanboi is still crawling about looking for his tooth so I might just have to get on all fours alongside him and flick that thing into a corner before he spots it.

You damn well better get on all fours and cry your ass off about it!

 

[Flynn]

Good to see you, Blurt. Don't be a stranger.

Thanks, Flynn.

Not being a stranger is a tall order in a strange land, but I'll try.

Anyway, I see the Nazi fanboi is still crawling about looking for his tooth so I might just have to get on all fours alongside him and flick that thing into a corner before he spots it.

You damn well better get on all fours and cry your ass off about it!

Lokmar dear, you can do better than that. Quit wasting bandwidth on your own fantasies. That's what Pornhub is for.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Good to see you, Blurt. Don't be a stranger.

Thanks, Flynn.

Not being a stranger is a tall order in a strange land, but I'll try.

Anyway, I see the Nazi fanboi is still crawling about looking for his tooth so I might just have to get on all fours alongside him and flick that thing into a corner before he spots it.

Oi trannie boi! Where's that kitteh avvy gone which I kindly picked out for you from my e-collection?

 

[Lokmar]

Good to see you, Blurt. Don't be a stranger.

Thanks, Flynn.

Not being a stranger is a tall order in a strange land, but I'll try.

Anyway, I see the Nazi fanboi is still crawling about looking for his tooth so I might just have to get on all fours alongside him and flick that thing into a corner before he spots it.

You damn well better get on all fours and cry your ass off about it!

Lokmar dear, you can do better than that. Quit wasting bandwidth on your own fantasies. That's what Pornhub is for.

That shit is reality.

 

[Lily]

This goes out to Martini. I know you're getting these as you started a thread at TBC replying to this thread. I really don't understand why you won't step foot back here at BF. I mean we could really use your insight into comedy, no one's asking you to pick sides, it would just be nice to have you around even if it's only a few posts at a time. Like it or not everyone here is only separated by about 6 degrees.

Now whether you choose to or not, I just wanted to let you know that you're always welcome here. I don't exactly know what went on behind the scenes here and I don't care. What I do know is that you're a funny poster when you put your mind to it and we'd love to have you grace these halls once again.

Flynn, this was sweet.

That said, my loyalties lie with Flea.

Do I enjoy reading you? Sure.

But, I’m loyal to FC alumni. Flea, Caskur, Bra1n, etc.

Sadly, I am a busy man. I have no desire to stick around and create quality content and build somebody’s forum up. Could I? Probably, but this shit is so far in the rear view that it’s best to just consider yours truly as yet another big name who left this shit then try an coerce me into thinking about pulling some Poofer shit any more.

I got one final match and that’s it.

My advice? Find new talent. You are going to fail with the Mouth breathing garbage at this commode. Troll Reddit and get the intelligence level a bit higher then the bloody corpse you have in front of you.

Good luck, Pickles

Good seeing you, Martini. Try not being such a stranger!

On second thought….

We should work things out, leave behind old grudges and try to get along. Leave the truly malcontent to themselves. What do you say?

Sorry, Oak, but I’m not investing any time at a forum that a loser has keys at.

Biggie Fails has the most spectacular resume of failure this side of TwaP and like TwaP always seems to convince gullible half wits that if they want their board to go straight down the tubes he’s just the guy for the job.

You don’t shove a used tampon back up your snatch that’s been bled thru

I mean here or somewhere else.

He is attached to so many failures, I can't see why anyone keeps giving him a chance. He literally stole a forum out from under Flea, crashed and burned it and then @Fashionista decides he deserves a panel.

You just can't make up utter disastrous decisions like that.

p.s. He fucked up MMP for Murdock as well. WTF is wrong with people?

Oh so you've flipped from blaming Lotus for Flea leaving SG and now you are claimed Big stole it from her? How did he do that? Did he hold a pixel gun to her and demand she gives him panels he already had?

And exactly how did HE fuck up Murds board?

You are out of your gourd. I never blamed Lotus for Flea leaving SG. And you two idiots know what you did to SG. Afterall, with you two at the helm, it failed spectacularly. In record time for a once thriving forum.

 

[Lily]

Is this meltie day 5?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Is this meltie day 5?

Are your clothes still wet?

 

[Frood]

Is this meltie day 5?

Perhaps eat more roughage...

 

[Lily]

Is this meltie day 5?

Perhaps eat more roughage...

Get a job.

 

[Frood]

Is this meltie day 5?

Perhaps eat more roughage...

Get a job.

Get a gastric band....

 

[Seamajor]

He would just be phishing pin ID to find out who is behind the guests is my guess.

For fuck sakes, he can delete posts in the Politics sub. Get a fucking grip white folks.

STFU with your white folks shit already.

They are irrational and made out of pudding. Today's performance only reinforced that.

Oh No, someone I don't like can delete posts in a sub I don't post in, so I have to stay away from the sub he isn't allowed. That's white logic for you.

So is it Chinese logic to give someone a panel that's destroyed several other forums?

The problem is not everyone agrees with these claims he has "destroyed several forums". Most people watched and have their own opinions on what happened. This narrative that Big "destroyed several forums" isnt the consensus.

You guys dont like him, that's pretty much it. You cant demand everyone accept your version of events and make decisions for THEIR forums(that arrogance thing about what people should do with their own forum again) that you agree with.

It's a mod panel. He doesnt have access to anyones IP. Or anything. You guys are bringing the drama claiming he "destroyed several forums" because you think it makes the tantrum more "rational".

Fash is allowed to decide what happens on her board and if she wants Big to help mod the politcs section, that's her decision. Shes known Big for years and she capable of forming her own views about him. You guys have a really bad habit of expecting other people to dislike who you dislike and just believe what you say about them. Then if they dont....you usually get mad at them and start blaming them for bullshit.

Like how Poopturd was over here blaming Fash and calling her stupid because she doesnt jump onto this Big hysteria.

You guys really have no self awareness or any clue how obvious your manipulation tactics truly are.

They have their tears tho

Try out some new material Stubby. Listen more to Herman

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Is this meltie day 5?

Perhaps eat more roughage...

Get a job.

Get a gastric band....

Hahaha BOOM

 

[Seamajor]

Is this meltie day 5?

Perhaps eat more roughage...

Is this meltie day 5?

Perhaps eat more roughage...

Get a job.

Get a gastric band....

There she is. Where ya been hiding DD?

 

[Lily]

Is this meltie day 5?

Perhaps eat more roughage...

Get a job.

Get a gastric band....

If that helps you provide for your family, I just might do it.

 

[Lily]

Is this meltie day 5?

Perhaps eat more roughage...

Is this meltie day 5?

Perhaps eat more roughage...

Get a job.

Get a gastric band....

There she is. Where ya been hiding DD?

Anywhere he can avoid going to work.

 

[Seamajor]

Is this meltie day 5?

Perhaps eat more roughage...

Get a job.

Get a gastric band....

If that helps you provide for your family, I just might do it.

DD feeds the fam dog food