Question for the MEN of B/f ?

[Dove]

lmao I actually didn't realize how pissed you were with Murd up to now.I mean I heard what went on but have never read it.I just kinda figured it was just troll shit but you really are pissed about it.
I kinda figured it was one of those mates fall out shit that happens from time to time and you'd be all pals again soon enough.Apparently not lol.

Anyway biatch seeing as you're in my what would you drink thread perhaps you'd like to join in and tell us what you would fancy? I'm pretty confident it wouldn't be a Pimms though

I drink very rarely but when I do it's with my best friend....who is a man...and it's a bourbon. Neat.

If its scotch I gotta have ice. It's always Walker Blue label. And he will smoke cigars and he has been drinking with me for so long he knows the very second I'm buzzed enough to hit cigars as well.

And then I put his hat and say things like "Look at me! I'm not like the OTHER GIRLS!! I'm a MAN with a PUSSY! And bitch it's crack o clock where you at?!" Which used be a pretty hilarious rant up until this year when the trans cult took over and made it way more real than it ever needed to be.

And yeah nope I'm not gonna be "pals" with that fuck head ever again.

 

[Dove]

"double Jameson" ? Fucking Christ.. are you serious? They give that shit away to slot machine campers who are betting pennies a pop in Las Vegas casinos. and that right there tells you everything you need to know about that garbage

I couldn't get tipsy off that shit if I happened to drown in a pool of it.

A fresh pot of coffee gives a better buzz

Poser.

What are you doing when you really want to up the ante on your liquor intake, Murdy? Lapping up the residual alcohol content in the urinals of the public bathroom?

Jameson...lmao!

Me and my friend were JUST trashing Jameson the other night when I joined him for a drink.

He has a bottle of it he has for years we never cracked open because....it's garbage lol.

 

[Dove]

Well it doesn't look like Dove is going to give us her drink fancy.

No problemo,I think we have evidence enough of the Cock Monsters faggotry.

Well Admin outed me as a total penis sucking faggot a while ago.

I was pretty humiliated when he announced to everyone that I do indeed enjoy sucking cock.

I never wanted you guys to know what a big faggy fag I am sucking all that cock.

But you guys still seem to like me even after I owned up to my dirty cock sucking ways.... so....awesome

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Me and my friend were JUST trashing Jameson the other night when I joined him for a drink.

He has a bottle of it he has for years we never cracked open because....it's garbage lol.

that's walmart liquor right there

jameson

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha --- I wouldn't give that shit to the rats in a NYC subway

 

[Dove]

that's walmart liquor right there

jameson

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha --- I wouldn't give that shit to the rats in a NYC subway

Mike (my besty) has a voice he uses to mimick and mock people who drink Jameson. It's fucking hilarious lol

Him and I have grown into some mean, petty ass shit talking people. The amount of shit we talk about people we went to high school with (all the Biden voting wokeys) is just next level lol. We USED to be nice.

You would be right at home hanging with us lol.

 

[Omnipotent]

Shandies
Gin
Sweet Apple cider

are great drinks on a hot summer day.... but only one... in the late afternoon.

You guys don't even know what 38-42 C feels like.... no normal person drinks alcohol in those conditions unless they are an alkie.

I have only had Gin (Pimms) once or twice and it was bloody lovely. My grandmother used to drink gin however gin has a bad reputation for sending people Skitzo.... best to drink it sparingly.

 

[Frood]

Shandies
Gin
Sweet Apple cider

are great drinks on a hot summer day.... but only one... in the late afternoon.

You guys don't even know what 38-42 C feels like.... no normal person drinks alcohol in those conditions unless they are an alkie.

I have only had Gin (Pimms) once or twice and it was bloody lovely. My grandmother used to drink gin however gin has a bad reputation for sending people Skitzo.... best to drink it sparingly.

Ever heard of Texas, Southern California, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, Arizona, New Mexico? Hell... even the northern US states get short spells of extreme heat in that same temperature range. And for much of US states, there is accompanying high range humidity along with the extreme heat.

You would probably have breathing problems at 32-35 C

 

[Omnipotent]

Ever heard of Texas, Southern California, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, Arizona, New Mexico? Hell... even the northern US states get short spells of extreme heat in that same temperature range. And for much of US states, there is accompanying high range humidity along with the extreme heat.

You would probably have breathing problems at 32-35 C

I was watching a good movie with Old Meryl Streep 2 days ago and it was set in Oaklahoma and the temp on the billboard said 109 F.... so yes, I do know America reaches high temps but I was talking to the Poms here, not you.... duh!!!

shudduppa ya face.

 

[Garraty_47]

Ever heard of Texas, Southern California, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, Arizona, New Mexico? Hell... even the northern US states get short spells of extreme heat in that same temperature range. And for much of US states, there is accompanying high range humidity along with the extreme heat.

You would probably have breathing problems at 32-35 C

Once coming back to Hampton VA from a temporary duty assignment the day we landed was hot and humid but not unusually so. However, having just spent a couple weeks in a completely different environment, it felt like someone dipped a towel in boiling water then wrapped it around my face.

Weird the things we can get used to with enough time but it does make me wonder how people with breathing problems manage to live in the south at all.

 

[Frood]

I was watching a good movie with Old Meryl Streep 2 days ago and it was set in Oaklahoma and the temp on the billboard said 109 F.... so yes, I do know America reaches high temps but I was talking to the Poms here, not you.... duh!!!

shudduppa ya face.

Oi.... don't be using obscure Australiana references on this board

Ie.

Or I will hang shit shingles on youse'...






As a foot dragging member of this nation for over 27 years, I know ALL your dirty Aussie secrets....

 

[Frood]

Once coming back to Hampton VA from a temporary duty assignment the day we landed was hot and humid but not unusually so. However, having just spent a couple weeks in a completely different environment, it felt like someone dipped a towel in boiling water then wrapped it around my face.

Weird the things we can get used to with enough time but it does make me wonder how people with breathing problems manage to live in the south at all.

Every time I returned to visit family in the US summer, the first moment outside of the airport sliding doors is like physical suffocation.

Hyperventilating.... the feeling or need to vomit.... dizziness... light-headed.... headaches and mucous membrane issues.... and I spent much of my youth there....

It takes a good two or three days to acclimatise to it...

So I'll apologise to Caskur for assuming she spoke about America rather than England.... but people in the UK have heatstroke above 26c, so you can see the misunderstanding.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Double Jameson. Lmao

You’d do better drinking carpet cleaner on the rocks with a splash of nail polish remover you dumb fucking cow

 

[X]

So bitter
so early in the aft'
Life must be grand for a 4 ft dwarf

 

[Seamajor]

Double Jameson. Lmao

You’d do better drinking carpet cleaner on the rocks with a splash of nail polish remover you dumb fucking cow

You can’t get laid without a hand pump Stumpy

 

[Seamajor]

Every time I returned to visit family in the US summer, the first moment outside of the airport sliding doors is like physical suffocation.

Hyperventilating.... the feeling or need to vomit.... dizziness... light-headed.... headaches and mucous membrane issues.... and I spent much of my youth there....

It takes a good two or three days to acclimatise to it...

So I'll apologise to Caskur for assuming she spoke about America rather than England.... but people in the UK have heatstroke above 26c, so you can see the misunderstanding.

Probably the 50 cigarettes per day.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Seamajor can only get laid when he kidnaps a child

Fucking rodent

 

[X]

Seamajor can only get laid when he kidnaps a child

Fucking rodent

ha ha imagine he kidnapped you because you're the size of a child

 

[X]

I'd hate to be the size of a child Especially in Florida, with breakfall living there LOL ffs he's chase me all over the pan handle

 

[Seamajor]

Seamajor can only get laid when he kidnaps a child

Fucking rodent

Seamajor can only get laid when he kidnaps a child

Fucking rodent

Stumpys pumps keeps breaking. You sick small fat person

 

[Frood]

I'd hate to be the size of a child Especially in Florida, with breakfall living there LOL ffs he's chase me all over the pan handle

Breakfall lives in Australia you fuckwit.

 

[X]

Breakfall lives in Australia you fuckwit.

it was hypothetical scenario there Lex Luther

 

[Frood]

it was hypothetical scenario there Lex Luther

No, it was you being a complete and utter moron again.

 

[X]

No, it was you being a complete and utter moron again.

allrighty than ... in my world, I know you won't get this but the moron is the one who masquerades as a woman online ..
utterly.

 

[Frood]

allrighty than ... in my world, I know you won't get this but the moron is the one who masquerades as a woman online ..
utterly.

In your world, you replace your bicycle seats with dildos.

Stay in your lane and out of my world, you petrol huffing faggot.

 

[X]

In your world, you replace your bicycle seats with dildos.

Stay in your lane and out of my world, you petrol huffing faggot.

okay lady with a balls poosy I'll surely stay away

FREAK !

 

[Seamajor]

No, it was you being a complete and utter moron again.

Listen to this hermaphrodite. Smoke another Lucky, quick

 

[Seamajor]

Breakfall lives in Australia you fuckwit.

Y’all find nasty panties intriguing. Must be Aussie thing?

 

[Frood]

Y’all find nasty panties intriguing. Must be Aussie thing?

You're the only one I know who keeps a picture of soiled knickers in the photo bucket account and who trots it out regularly....

 

[Seamajor]

They were Breakchins favorite

 

[Seamajor]

You're the only one I know who keeps a picture of soiled knickers in the photo bucket account and who trots it out regularly....

As I recall, you get excited about clean panties.