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Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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I went to the post office today to drop an an envelope full of cash in the post box.. The damn thing was locked. I went inside to ask what the fuck, but there was a dozen folks in gas masks standing in line, properly 2 meters apart.

I'd left the truck running outside, and a scavenger was about to drive off in it. I slit his throat with the envelope and cleaned up with some hand sanitizer. One less problem, but now the Mary Immaculate bill has blood all over it.
 

Mr. Whipple

brilliantly insane
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I went to the post office today to drop an an envelope full of cash in the post box.. The damn thing was locked. I went inside to ask what the fuck, but there was a dozen folks in gas masks standing in line, properly 2 meters apart.

I'd left the truck running outside, and a scavenger was about to drive off in it. I slit his throat with the envelope and cleaned up with some hand sanitizer. One less problem, but now the Mary Immaculate bill has blood all over it.
I'm a hologram ^^^^^^^^^^^
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TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
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I went to the post office today to drop an an envelope full of cash in the post box.. The damn thing was locked. I went inside to ask what the fuck, but there was a dozen folks in gas masks standing in line, properly 2 meters apart.

I'd left the truck running outside, and a scavenger was about to drive off in it. I slit his throat with the envelope and cleaned up with some hand sanitizer. One less problem, but now the Mary Immaculate bill has blood all over it.

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Jeannie

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i pray every night

now i lay me down 2 sleep
i pray the lord my soul 2 keep
if i should die before i wake
i pray the lord my soul 2 take

then i name ppl i pray for

*btw idc what u think cause we will all get the same answer in the end and u can argue with me then :)
 

Ice

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i pray every night

now i lay me down 2 sleep
i pray the lord my soul 2 keep
if i should die before i wake
i pray the lord my soul 2 take

then i name ppl i pray for

*btw idc what u think cause we will all get the same answer in the end and u can argue with me then :)

I was raised strict catholic. Hell I was even an alter boy for a few years and no the priest didn;t abuse me but I did sneak some of his wine. lol
Now I'd have to say that I'm agnostic but I'd never put anyone down for thier beliefs. Except muslims.. fuck them cunts.
 

Jeannie

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i pray every night

now i lay me down 2 sleep
i pray the lord my soul 2 keep
if i should die before i wake
i pray the lord my soul 2 take

then i name ppl i pray for

*btw idc what u think cause we will all get the same answer in the end and u can argue with me then :)

I was raised strict catholic. Hell I was even an alter boy for a few years and no the priest didn;t abuse me but I did sneak some of his wine. lol
Now I'd have to say that I'm agnostic but I'd never put anyone down for thier beliefs. Except muslims.. fuck them cunts.
i wish every canadian were like u <3
 

Ice

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i pray every night

now i lay me down 2 sleep
i pray the lord my soul 2 keep
if i should die before i wake
i pray the lord my soul 2 take

then i name ppl i pray for

*btw idc what u think cause we will all get the same answer in the end and u can argue with me then :)

I was raised strict catholic. Hell I was even an alter boy for a few years and no the priest didn;t abuse me but I did sneak some of his wine. lol
Now I'd have to say that I'm agnostic but I'd never put anyone down for thier beliefs. Except muslims.. fuck them cunts.
i wish every canadian were like u <3

Nah... In real life I'm an asshole. lol

Well according to wifey I am. :Grin3:
 

Jeannie

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i pray every night

now i lay me down 2 sleep
i pray the lord my soul 2 keep
if i should die before i wake
i pray the lord my soul 2 take

then i name ppl i pray for

*btw idc what u think cause we will all get the same answer in the end and u can argue with me then :)

I was raised strict catholic. Hell I was even an alter boy for a few years and no the priest didn;t abuse me but I did sneak some of his wine. lol
Now I'd have to say that I'm agnostic but I'd never put anyone down for thier beliefs. Except muslims.. fuck them cunts.
i wish every canadian were like u <3

Nah... In real life I'm an asshole. lol

Well according to wifey I am. :Grin3:
ok so whos the smart one?
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
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Now I'd have to say that I'm agnostic but I'd never put anyone down for thier beliefs. Except muslims.. fuck them cunts.
i wish every canadian were like u <3
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Nah... In real life I'm an asshole. lol

Well according to wifey I am. :Grin3:
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ok so whos the smart one?
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The dog !